#ONTAE
De-Ontae Freeman's victim said he feared for his life
Man stabbed stranger in the head in car park, then laughed about it in court
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October 7, 2026 at 12:47 PM
also gonna caveat that this is not me saying "forgive your rapist", this is me saying that i try and hold grace for the girls that do transference of their manipulative mothers ontae me etc.

that make sense aye?
remembering i had to explain the difference between abuse and dyke drama to my emdr psyche this week aha
October 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
My brain, out of nowhere, completely unprompted: “Where the fuck am I meant to put ma weight? Where?! I cannae pu' ma weight on the roof, is dead thin; I cannae hold ontae the gutter”
September 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Clinging ontae the fact that the Glesga derby never goes tae form...by mah fingernails
September 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Ontae Sunday...
Justin Timberlake Looking Nervous
ALT: Justin Timberlake Looking Nervous
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September 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
My OnTae. 🥹
September 1, 2026 at 12:58 PM
The story goes he and the team painted the boots just before the game...some craic if true...ah wis speaking tae ah lad at the 50th anniversary and he wis a camera man at the game...gave me a wee cerd thing...passed it ontae mah pal who is more intae it...magic stuff...
August 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
So the toombe bridge/bypass wis getting built...they red and white bollards were there...wis gawn tae miss oor flight back tae Glesga...ah jumped oot the motor shifted the bolliards and directed oor motor ontae the new bridge...got pulled...ah jumped oot flashing the ID asking for the boss...
August 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I think she’s “ontae plums” as we say in Glasgow.
August 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Ye’re ontae plums, hen.

Funny the poem never reminded me of that phrase (it means you’re out of luck).
August 19, 2026 at 6:52 AM
ditch david, one of Gooey composers has been Jinki's main writer and producer for the last few years, I'll take these as ontae crumbs 😭
August 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Engerlund ya cunts...tell me why ye are hanging ontae Scotland Ya freeloading twatters....Alba Gu Brath...
August 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I made it ontae Austrian national news mah second day in the country for a daft news article on the new mobile telephone network ah wis building oan mah ain 👀...cutted aboot in the work afterwards asking if anyone wanted mah autograph...became an in-house trope 😂😂😂 (Plant....superb chat btw 😂😂😂)
August 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
**slides his ssri's ontae the the table**
August 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
just ontae
August 2, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Ha ha ! Ye might might be ontae somehin. But he keeps his place in the team because he brings the biscuits!
August 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Hee loo...this is not a bot account...neither it isnae...I ahm ah mysteron...Captain Scarlet...yer ontae plumbs...ahm the baddie....just forget his name the noo...(wee circle floating aboot)
July 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
v funny he didnae come to celtic cause he was too scared (allegedly), now he'll be driving about like the guy at the goodfellas for a few months
Goodfellas
Alt: whit's his jaws fae goodfellas, absolute lossing the tattie cause the fbi are ontae him
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July 30, 2026 at 12:01 PM
English completely forgetting that every team always try hold ontae ah lead....
July 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM
och, aye!
gabbin aboot oor exploits,
food fusses,
an hoo thruxton jumps oor tha winda
ontae tha lean to roof!
June 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It's Father's Day. For anyone who has a less than stellar relationship with their father, please enjoy the Ducaille twins memorializing Enguerrand de Dzemael, the lord that raised them.

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Twa Corbies
Music As I was walking all alane I heard twa corbies makin' mane; And tane ontae the tither did say, Where shall we gang and dine the day-o Where shall we gang and dine the day? The snow fell lightly....
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June 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
No tae grummle aboot somethin that's mean tae be fun, but A'd say the Scots for "party" is "pairty" (as daes the DSL), an "part" is "pairt", sae A read here an English wird that's gettin Scots puns gart ontae it. It jaurs.
June 20, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Ah wis oan a job and was waiting at the lift...we were aw knackered. 16/17 hour day ah started shaking wobbly went ontae the roof lads were aw flipping oot.. Wis a big earthquake...ah just thought an wis knackered...got the job done...
June 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Central belt folk...grab ah mate...head up the A 82 (check the forecast first) then ing ah right up GlenGarry...pile ontae Skye...them head hame and get in touch and let me know yer thoughts....
let.me
June 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM