opbf: “congratulations to whichever ref had a bunch of money riding on this game”
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
opbf: “congratulations to whichever ref had a bunch of money riding on this game”
opbf just texted me that dril got banned from here?
FREE DRIL
FREE DRIL
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
opbf just texted me that dril got banned from here?
FREE DRIL
FREE DRIL
OPBF has proposed Belichick to the Steelers because “it’d be funny”
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
OPBF has proposed Belichick to the Steelers because “it’d be funny”
Once again explaining the concept of the intentional safety to Opbf
October 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Once again explaining the concept of the intentional safety to Opbf
Me: suggests to OPBF that when he goes to the store, he shouldn't get something I can make on the grill for dinner since it's nice out
OPBF: returns with an almost nine pound pork shoulder
Me:
OPBF: returns with an almost nine pound pork shoulder
Me:
Pikachu Surprised Meme
ALT: Pikachu Surprised Meme
static.klipy.com
June 20, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Me: suggests to OPBF that when he goes to the store, he shouldn't get something I can make on the grill for dinner since it's nice out
OPBF: returns with an almost nine pound pork shoulder
Me:
OPBF: returns with an almost nine pound pork shoulder
Me:
SCREAMING CRYING OPBF TEXTED ME FREE BRAWL
September 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
SCREAMING CRYING OPBF TEXTED ME FREE BRAWL
opbf has become invested in Western Michigan/Michigan AND he understands why it’s funny
I am immensely pleased to, at long last, welcome him to @sickoscommittee.org
I am immensely pleased to, at long last, welcome him to @sickoscommittee.org
September 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
opbf has become invested in Western Michigan/Michigan AND he understands why it’s funny
I am immensely pleased to, at long last, welcome him to @sickoscommittee.org
I am immensely pleased to, at long last, welcome him to @sickoscommittee.org
even Opbf was like “why is this happening”
I’m sorry what is Bon Jovi introducing the Pats?
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
even Opbf was like “why is this happening”
opbf says this website doesn’t have the juice and every day this account proves him wrong
May 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
opbf says this website doesn’t have the juice and every day this account proves him wrong
IT’S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA
also opbf was trying to sing along to piss me off and he doesn’t even know the words, so hail to Pitt imo
also opbf was trying to sing along to piss me off and he doesn’t even know the words, so hail to Pitt imo
July 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
IT’S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA
also opbf was trying to sing along to piss me off and he doesn’t even know the words, so hail to Pitt imo
also opbf was trying to sing along to piss me off and he doesn’t even know the words, so hail to Pitt imo
Opbf and I are at a local St Patrick’s Day block party thing and there are two different Latin food trucks doing Irish fusion, including corned beef empanadas
this kind of thing is what makes America great, not the nativist bullshit
this kind of thing is what makes America great, not the nativist bullshit
March 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Opbf and I are at a local St Patrick’s Day block party thing and there are two different Latin food trucks doing Irish fusion, including corned beef empanadas
this kind of thing is what makes America great, not the nativist bullshit
this kind of thing is what makes America great, not the nativist bullshit
OPBF just made the mistake of asking me why the Coastal logo has teeth and was treated to five minutes of "birds don't have teeth" including examples such as the Louisville cardinal and the fact that Herky has two mouths (a thing I will never unsee, thanks @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social)
September 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
OPBF just made the mistake of asking me why the Coastal logo has teeth and was treated to five minutes of "birds don't have teeth" including examples such as the Louisville cardinal and the fact that Herky has two mouths (a thing I will never unsee, thanks @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social)
opbf has been putting up with me for 13 years today so that is pretty cool I think
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
opbf has been putting up with me for 13 years today so that is pretty cool I think
I am picturing Sober Husband as the Aggie version of OPBF
September 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I am picturing Sober Husband as the Aggie version of OPBF
opbf found this on the ground
the kids are all right
the kids are all right
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
opbf found this on the ground
the kids are all right
the kids are all right
opbf, also watching the UMass game because it’s on at local favorite brewery:
“So Rutgers might get relegated this year.”
“So Rutgers might get relegated this year.”
September 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
opbf, also watching the UMass game because it’s on at local favorite brewery:
“So Rutgers might get relegated this year.”
“So Rutgers might get relegated this year.”
Watching Eurovision semi #1 on delay with opbf
Thread, probably
Thread, probably
May 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Watching Eurovision semi #1 on delay with opbf
Thread, probably
Thread, probably
opbf and I are watching Free Solo and I am spending a lot of this just going “nope nope nope nope nope” and also telling opbf that he better not even think about trying shit like this now that he rock climbs
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
opbf and I are watching Free Solo and I am spending a lot of this just going “nope nope nope nope nope” and also telling opbf that he better not even think about trying shit like this now that he rock climbs
opbf made banana bread and our house smells amazing
stay winning, my friends
stay winning, my friends
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
opbf made banana bread and our house smells amazing
stay winning, my friends
stay winning, my friends
opbf, upon seeing Andy Reid on the sideline: "that man looks like a walrus"
yes. yes he does.
yes. yes he does.
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
opbf, upon seeing Andy Reid on the sideline: "that man looks like a walrus"
yes. yes he does.
yes. yes he does.
opbf *does* have long red hair and a beard
women do not want men who look like Andrew Tate, we want men who look like the ghost of Christmas present in The Muppet Christmas Carol, especially when he goes silver fox mode
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
opbf *does* have long red hair and a beard
Opbf and I are at favorite local brewery and have befriended a yinzer who’s here for the game
Thriving
Thriving
April 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Opbf and I are at favorite local brewery and have befriended a yinzer who’s here for the game
Thriving
Thriving
Opbf now out here like
“We could solve this problem by making instant pot pulled pork”
dude, respectfully, since we’re doing this we’re doing it the right way
“We could solve this problem by making instant pot pulled pork”
dude, respectfully, since we’re doing this we’re doing it the right way
June 20, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Opbf now out here like
“We could solve this problem by making instant pot pulled pork”
dude, respectfully, since we’re doing this we’re doing it the right way
“We could solve this problem by making instant pot pulled pork”
dude, respectfully, since we’re doing this we’re doing it the right way
OPBF, upon wandering in to the living room to see crowd shots of Texas/Texas A&M:
“Why are they all wearing Boy Scout uniforms?”
“Why are they all wearing Boy Scout uniforms?”
December 1, 2024 at 3:13 AM
OPBF, upon wandering in to the living room to see crowd shots of Texas/Texas A&M:
“Why are they all wearing Boy Scout uniforms?”
“Why are they all wearing Boy Scout uniforms?”
Opbf asked the bartender to change one of the TVs for me
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
I HAVE CHECKED ESPN APP DURING A BREAK
PITT VOLLEYBALL PLS
PITT VOLLEYBALL PLS
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Opbf asked the bartender to change one of the TVs for me
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP