"I'm not Jewish *per se* but when the circumstances demand it I consider myself an oppor-Jew-nist"
It was George Santos who originated the "I'm Jew-ISH" line of defense right
January 23, 2024 at 1:04 AM
"I'm not Jewish *per se* but when the circumstances demand it I consider myself an oppor-Jew-nist"
Today is National Optimist Day so I'm afraid I have to share this...
Why are saltwater fish the most optimistic species?
Because they take every oppor-tuna-ty
Why are saltwater fish the most optimistic species?
Because they take every oppor-tuna-ty
February 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Today is National Optimist Day so I'm afraid I have to share this...
Why are saltwater fish the most optimistic species?
Because they take every oppor-tuna-ty
Why are saltwater fish the most optimistic species?
Because they take every oppor-tuna-ty
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Disconnected - Gator Days
May 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Disconnected - Gator Days
I'm a serial cat/mouse kisser.
Maybe you could say...equal oppor-toon-ity
You can unfollow now
Maybe you could say...equal oppor-toon-ity
You can unfollow now
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm a serial cat/mouse kisser.
Maybe you could say...equal oppor-toon-ity
You can unfollow now
Maybe you could say...equal oppor-toon-ity
You can unfollow now
So many people I wanna jerk off with, but so little oppor-goon-ities with how busy life is 😭
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So many people I wanna jerk off with, but so little oppor-goon-ities with how busy life is 😭
We'll be tooting the KEEPER horn again tomorrow, because we won some more stuff, but we didn't want to miss this
oppor-toot-nity
oppor-toot-nity
I’ve been traveling so I’m a little behind on things but Keeper got some awards and recognition on the Webby awards!
April 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
We'll be tooting the KEEPER horn again tomorrow, because we won some more stuff, but we didn't want to miss this
oppor-toot-nity
oppor-toot-nity
Generational buying oppor-- <single shot rings out>
$SMH bearish reversal at the open.. from +2% to now down a quarter percent
April 27, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Generational buying oppor-- <single shot rings out>
OPPORTUNITY?!
OPPOR-FUCKING-TUNITY?!
OPPOR-FUCKING-TUNITY?!
Roblox boss says problem of predators is an "opportunity" for the platform, in disastrous interview following latest child safety measures
www.eurogamer.net/roblox-boss-...
www.eurogamer.net/roblox-boss-...
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
OPPORTUNITY?!
OPPOR-FUCKING-TUNITY?!
OPPOR-FUCKING-TUNITY?!
How do people in Northern California feel about Starlink having a contract with Redwood National State Park in Humboldt county?
Maybe people could politely inquire with contact listed at the link about cancelling that?
usfcr.com/search/oppor...
@direbecca.bsky.social @annebabr.bsky.social
Maybe people could politely inquire with contact listed at the link about cancelling that?
usfcr.com/search/oppor...
@direbecca.bsky.social @annebabr.bsky.social
March 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
How do people in Northern California feel about Starlink having a contract with Redwood National State Park in Humboldt county?
Maybe people could politely inquire with contact listed at the link about cancelling that?
usfcr.com/search/oppor...
@direbecca.bsky.social @annebabr.bsky.social
Maybe people could politely inquire with contact listed at the link about cancelling that?
usfcr.com/search/oppor...
@direbecca.bsky.social @annebabr.bsky.social
August 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
LIKE IT FEELS LIKE THEIR PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
THEIR GOLDEN OPPOR-
THEIR GOLDEN OPPOR-
May 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
LIKE IT FEELS LIKE THEIR PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
THEIR GOLDEN OPPOR-
THEIR GOLDEN OPPOR-
Opportunity.
I hate the word. My brain "says" it as oppor-it-tunity but very fast, so I want to spell it opporitunity.
I hate the word. My brain "says" it as oppor-it-tunity but very fast, so I want to spell it opporitunity.
What word is your spelling nemesis?
This is a safe space.
This is a safe space.
April 27, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Opportunity.
I hate the word. My brain "says" it as oppor-it-tunity but very fast, so I want to spell it opporitunity.
I hate the word. My brain "says" it as oppor-it-tunity but very fast, so I want to spell it opporitunity.
He's taking the oppor-tuna-ty by aiding and a baiting
November 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
He's taking the oppor-tuna-ty by aiding and a baiting
This job at UBC (Vancouver Campus) also looks amazing.
forestry.ubc.ca/career-oppor...
forestry.ubc.ca/career-oppor...
Assistant Professor (Tenure Track): Wildfire Sciences | Job | UBC
Job Post: UBC Forestry is seeking an Assistant Professor in Wildfire Sciences to develop an novel research program and teach third-year courses. Apply now.
forestry.ubc.ca
March 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This job at UBC (Vancouver Campus) also looks amazing.
forestry.ubc.ca/career-oppor...
forestry.ubc.ca/career-oppor...
My second favourite tunity after Oppor... 😴
January 16, 2024 at 2:16 PM
My second favourite tunity after Oppor... 😴
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September 12, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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If you’re seeing the political effects of Florida’s proposed congressional map on @davesredist.bsky.social, you’re seeing the tedious data work that we do at the UF Election Lab. Consider supporting us! giving.uff.ufl.edu/giving-oppor...
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April 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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I’ve been a career person for so long and I need to know—-am I past my prime for feet pics? Did I miss the window of oppor-toe-nity?
May 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I’ve been a career person for so long and I need to know—-am I past my prime for feet pics? Did I miss the window of oppor-toe-nity?
"I wanted to address a recent interview in which I was egregiously misquoted as saying: 'I legit can’t wait to fire these ungrateful poors with our company’s new AI agent.'"
A Clarification on AI from Your CEO
"Elijah Clark, a consultant who advises companies on AI implementation, is blunt about the bottom line. ’CEOs are extremely excited about the oppor...
buff.ly
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"I wanted to address a recent interview in which I was egregiously misquoted as saying: 'I legit can’t wait to fire these ungrateful poors with our company’s new AI agent.'"
The opportunities, challenges and outlook for LLM-based agents in medicine and healthcare—our paper published today
nature.com/articles/s42...
nature.com/articles/s42...
LLM-based agentic systems in medicine and healthcare - Nature Machine Intelligence
Large language model-based agentic systems can process input information, plan and decide, recall and reflect, interact and collaborate, leverage various tools and act. This opens up a wealth of oppor...
nature.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The opportunities, challenges and outlook for LLM-based agents in medicine and healthcare—our paper published today
nature.com/articles/s42...
nature.com/articles/s42...
I feel obliged to remind if you want signed books from me-- plus stickers and a unique holiday-horror-themed personalization -- then @doylestownbookshop.bsky.social has got you covered. Details here:
Merry Happy Wendigmas
HEYYYY so every year, I tend to get Very Cool People who decide to buy my books as holiday gifts for friends, loved ones, cherished foes, or, y’know, themselves. And I like to offer the oppor…
terribleminds.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I feel obliged to remind if you want signed books from me-- plus stickers and a unique holiday-horror-themed personalization -- then @doylestownbookshop.bsky.social has got you covered. Details here:
Oppor-tun mulighed for at stemme når det gæller;
Seks populære fisk i spil som Danmarks nationalfisk
Danmark skal have en nationalfisk, og kåringen skal være med til at starte en folkelig debat om havmiljøet.
nyheder.tv2.dk
August 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Oppor-tun mulighed for at stemme når det gæller;
Just one of many examples of information that you know because of the UF Election Lab’s data work. Please consider supporting us election.lab.ufl.edu/giving-oppor...
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Applications are now open for the Spring 2026 Intern Class, with a deadline of November 1. See below for instructions and a link to the application.EFF’s legal internships provide law students with a
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October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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