#ORISIT
"Have you finished those [BZZT] TPS reports yet?"
#brushofflines
#ciityofheroes
#probablynotaNemesisPlot
#ORISIT
October 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
🔵 ℙ𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕤 𝓢𝓾𝓮 𝖛𝖔𝖓 𝙿𝙾𝚄𝚃𝚂𝖥𝖺𝖼𝖾 may not understand economics, diplomacy or the Constitution, but he knows how to get elected.

🔵 And judging by his marital history and notorious golf game, he knows how to cheat.

🔵 The question is whether winning matters more to him than how he wins. #OrIsIt
October 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It's not a crop top sadly I just drew a random line lololol I don't think a crop top is a proper office attire
......orisit
September 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
September 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'm either eating leftover fish and chips or there is something seriously wrong with this chicken. I'm also ignoring that I don't remember having fish and chips recently. It's probably fine.

#joke #orisit
August 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
You know what's hard to do? Hitting your funny bone intentionally. I've been trying for the last few days and all I have to show for it is a lack of humor and bruises on my elbows.

Please tell me you didn't just try it.

#joke #orisit
August 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
August 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
alt text all pics, this is a threat 🗡️

#doit #please #orelse #forlegalreasonsthisisn’tactuallyathreat #orisit
March 6, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Making America great one bathroom at a time. 🙄 #trumpsamerica #satire #orisit
January 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
.@israel @haaretzcom darkside of yours turnsyou into villainy globally? nottomentionthe enemy isit worth it security wise orisit a plan 

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May 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@youtube ‎@netflix @hulu inthe frivolous parts ofthe internet ibelieve france and eventually italy always grants the girls somehow a shredof extra dignity nomatter how sleazy the pornofilm is somehow therealways seems a difference inhowthey treat them orisit a subjective misperception

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@youtube ‎@netflix @hulu inthe frivolous parts ofthe internet ibelieve france and eventually italy always grants the girls somehow a shredof extra dignity nomatter how sleazy the pornofilm is somehow therealways seems a difference inhowthey treat them orisit a subjective misperception
@youtube ‎@netflix @hulu inthe frivolous parts ofthe internet ibelieve france and eventually italy always grants the girls somehow a shredof extra dignity nomatter how sleazy the pornofilm is somehow therealways seems a difference inhowthey treat them orisit a subjective misperception‎ I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS - Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com FluffyBunnySheepleSecuritySolutions@BabyAWACS.com Helpful? support. donnate. pay.
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April 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
something trump uses to think with just like 90% of men on the planet which is why they are always a dick or complaining they got no ass for the day.

but that's just one woman's definition.
#ORISIT?
October 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I finally watched 28 Days Later 23 years later!
YouTube video by Falcon Paladin
youtu.be
June 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
LibertyLand™ now offers lifetime passes—nonrefundable, nontransferable, and nonnegotiable.
The exit sign? Just for show.
Please remain seated as the ride spirals into authoritarianism.
Thank you for visiting what used to be America.
#SatireIsDead #OrIsIt
July 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Gaslighting doctor who was certain that you needed to lose weight, now certain that you're actually sick. #satire #orisit?

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
WHO backs GLP-1 meds like Ozempic to treat obesity, but many Islanders can't access them | CBC News
As the World Health Organization conditionally recommends the use of GLP-1 medications to treat obesity, a Halifax-based expert says the change likely won’t bring immediate improvements for Prince Edw...
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December 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
April 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Here’s to getting rid of Meta. ByeBye Facebook, Threads, and Instagram. #NotVeryCashMoneyOfMe #OrisIt
March 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Me: Wow! Pizzas hot!
My Bro: This pizza? With the molten cheese?
Me: Yeah. Definitely the cheese.
My Bro: OWW!
Me: The pizzas hot?
My Bro: Yeah. Really hot.

#true #orisit
June 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
In 10 to 15 years, when my cats die of old age and if civilization hasn't collapsed, I'm going to get only robot pets. They can have a charging station like the roomba. They could also be a roomba.

I'm just tired of cat litter.

#joke #orisit #cat
June 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It's hard to tell what has done the most damage to my hearing. The loud music in my teens, the gunfire and heavy equipment in the military, or the accidental yelling in my ear from my kid.

It's probably the q-tips I cleaned my ears with.

#joke #orisit
May 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
There's a tiny, evil place inside me that wants to cast a cement road cone. I'll paint it orange and white and leave it on a college campus. They'll think twice about wearing it on their head.

#joke #orisit #evil
May 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Never wake a sleeping baby. Some of them carry knives.

#joke #orisit
April 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I always manage to burn my mouth on hot chocolate. It doesn't matter who made it or where I got it. If only there were a cold chocolate that I could drink. I'll add that to the list of things to invent.

#joke #orisit #yoohoo #chocolatemilk #quik #frosty #shake #malt
April 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Epitaph: He died as he lived, lying on the floor and accomplishing nothing.

#joke #orisit
April 20, 2026 at 4:13 PM