Ken Paxton’s own party impeached him.
His own staff reported him to the FBI.
Now his own defense attorney is endorsing our campaign.
Those closest to Ken Paxton know he's unfit for office.
His own staff reported him to the FBI.
Now his own defense attorney is endorsing our campaign.
Those closest to Ken Paxton know he's unfit for office.
June 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Ken Paxton’s own party impeached him.
His own staff reported him to the FBI.
Now his own defense attorney is endorsing our campaign.
Those closest to Ken Paxton know he's unfit for office.
His own staff reported him to the FBI.
Now his own defense attorney is endorsing our campaign.
Those closest to Ken Paxton know he's unfit for office.
You're entitled to your own opinion.
You're NOT entitled to your own facts.
#BelieveTheScience
What he said 💯
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You're NOT entitled to your own facts.
#BelieveTheScience
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May 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You're entitled to your own opinion.
You're NOT entitled to your own facts.
#BelieveTheScience
What he said 💯
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You're NOT entitled to your own facts.
#BelieveTheScience
What he said 💯
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Own the libs...
December 29, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Own the libs...
“Mr. President you dont own the 4th of July. You own January 6th.”
July 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
“Mr. President you dont own the 4th of July. You own January 6th.”
People are taking things into their own hands
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
People are taking things into their own hands
Trump doesn't own the White House. He doesn't own the legal system. He has no right to ignore the Constitution. He doesn't own NATO or America's historic allies. He doesn't own the military. He doesn't own the U.S. Treasury.
April 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Trump doesn't own the White House. He doesn't own the legal system. He has no right to ignore the Constitution. He doesn't own NATO or America's historic allies. He doesn't own the military. He doesn't own the U.S. Treasury.
Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
January 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
September 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
Cape Verde has a population of little more than half a million people - less than Glasow.
This week their team stood toe-to-toe with Uruguay, Spain and Argentina.They have their own country.
Their own currency.
Their own passport.
Their own TV broadcaster.
Their own seat at the United Nations.
This week their team stood toe-to-toe with Uruguay, Spain and Argentina.They have their own country.
Their own currency.
Their own passport.
Their own TV broadcaster.
Their own seat at the United Nations.
July 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Cape Verde has a population of little more than half a million people - less than Glasow.
This week their team stood toe-to-toe with Uruguay, Spain and Argentina.They have their own country.
Their own currency.
Their own passport.
Their own TV broadcaster.
Their own seat at the United Nations.
This week their team stood toe-to-toe with Uruguay, Spain and Argentina.They have their own country.
Their own currency.
Their own passport.
Their own TV broadcaster.
Their own seat at the United Nations.
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/
July 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/
|still trapped inside your own walls|
December 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
|still trapped inside your own walls|
Now over 46,000 replies, virtually all critical. On his own website. By his own people.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114842356238631061
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114842356238631061
July 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Now over 46,000 replies, virtually all critical. On his own website. By his own people.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114842356238631061
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114842356238631061
Does he even own a suit?
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Does he even own a suit?
Make your own interpretation.
August 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Make your own interpretation.
Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.
America just shot itself in the nuts to “own the libs”
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
America just shot itself in the nuts to “own the libs”
June 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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theonion.com/jealous...
January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
theonion.com/jealous...
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Hurting their own
October 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hurting their own
Imagine having this much disdain for your own voters
March 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Imagine having this much disdain for your own voters
Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.
February 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.
This is not the own Ted thinks it is . . .
April 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
This is not the own Ted thinks it is . . .
Mind your own businesses and leave the UK alone.
January 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mind your own businesses and leave the UK alone.
