you used to call me on my obamaphone
September 24, 2026 at 3:49 PM
you used to call me on my obamaphone
pretty much. except for my obamaphone. i've got downloaded movies to watch. this is a luxury bus stop with a loud fridge. i don't know why i bother having internet. it does nothing for me & it's too difficult to even pay for. i'd be better off homeless.
September 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
pretty much. except for my obamaphone. i've got downloaded movies to watch. this is a luxury bus stop with a loud fridge. i don't know why i bother having internet. it does nothing for me & it's too difficult to even pay for. i'd be better off homeless.
My Obamaphone is still good.
September 18, 2026 at 8:42 AM
My Obamaphone is still good.
not to just come back around to this classic obamaphone skeet, but is 'brain nerves' a redundancy, like you might as well just say 'brain brains' or 'nerve nerves'? now let's have a nice round of applause for the opening act...
i never really loved his music, but i didn't think it was that bad
September 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
not to just come back around to this classic obamaphone skeet, but is 'brain nerves' a redundancy, like you might as well just say 'brain brains' or 'nerve nerves'? now let's have a nice round of applause for the opening act...
Muh OBAMAPHONE!
September 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Muh OBAMAPHONE!
The "Obamaphone" was a years-long fake scandal but at some people actually got phones out of it
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised:
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms
No checks have been issued
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms
No checks have been issued
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
Trump: "If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate...I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."
September 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The "Obamaphone" was a years-long fake scandal but at some people actually got phones out of it
i still use an obamaphone my dad got a few years ago as a media player because it's the only working phone i have with a headphone jack so i'd suggest that one
September 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
i still use an obamaphone my dad got a few years ago as a media player because it's the only working phone i have with a headphone jack so i'd suggest that one
donald trump just told a crowd that he played some of the best mobile games on his obamaphone and now Eric Daugherty and Matt Van Swol are scrambling to find evidence that he really did have and play the best mobile games on an authentic obamaphone
September 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
donald trump just told a crowd that he played some of the best mobile games on his obamaphone and now Eric Daugherty and Matt Van Swol are scrambling to find evidence that he really did have and play the best mobile games on an authentic obamaphone
For about 24 months 1x, I had a government-issued free ObamaPhone in Texas, and it served us ads on the locked home screen CONSTANTLY, and those ads ATE UP ALL OUR DATA.
It was super limited already, so by about day four or five of the month, your phone would slow/crash bc it was metered 🤬
It was super limited already, so by about day four or five of the month, your phone would slow/crash bc it was metered 🤬
September 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
For about 24 months 1x, I had a government-issued free ObamaPhone in Texas, and it served us ads on the locked home screen CONSTANTLY, and those ads ATE UP ALL OUR DATA.
It was super limited already, so by about day four or five of the month, your phone would slow/crash bc it was metered 🤬
It was super limited already, so by about day four or five of the month, your phone would slow/crash bc it was metered 🤬
One of the most animating narratives in the right wing cinematic universe is the story of someone else getting something that they didn't. See Obamaphone, myth of the welfare queen, etc..
August 28, 2026 at 10:53 PM
One of the most animating narratives in the right wing cinematic universe is the story of someone else getting something that they didn't. See Obamaphone, myth of the welfare queen, etc..
🎶 Ring ring ring ring
🎶 ring ring ring... Obamaphone!
🎶 ring ring ring... Obamaphone!
August 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
🎶 Ring ring ring ring
🎶 ring ring ring... Obamaphone!
🎶 ring ring ring... Obamaphone!
That one read to me specifically as a chud imagining of Obama (see also The Kingsman's Obamaphone riff).
August 25, 2026 at 12:35 PM
That one read to me specifically as a chud imagining of Obama (see also The Kingsman's Obamaphone riff).
Used too much data on my obamaphone now it's being throttled 💔💔
August 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Used too much data on my obamaphone now it's being throttled 💔💔
I’ve been on a phone cleanse against my will cuz this mysterious womans car I left my phone in still hasn’t been freed from the tow yard now I’m an iPad baby an I don’t even have steady internet haha I probably gotta get a damn obamaphone its ok I’m not even mad or worried it’s just life Ok ❤️
July 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’ve been on a phone cleanse against my will cuz this mysterious womans car I left my phone in still hasn’t been freed from the tow yard now I’m an iPad baby an I don’t even have steady internet haha I probably gotta get a damn obamaphone its ok I’m not even mad or worried it’s just life Ok ❤️
Remember the ObamaPhone?
There are people right now, posting on Bluesky, using their FREE Obamaphone that the "corporate Democrats" gave them, to post how the corporate Democrats never do anything for them.
There are people right now, posting on Bluesky, using their FREE Obamaphone that the "corporate Democrats" gave them, to post how the corporate Democrats never do anything for them.
July 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Remember the ObamaPhone?
There are people right now, posting on Bluesky, using their FREE Obamaphone that the "corporate Democrats" gave them, to post how the corporate Democrats never do anything for them.
There are people right now, posting on Bluesky, using their FREE Obamaphone that the "corporate Democrats" gave them, to post how the corporate Democrats never do anything for them.
she is thirteen in 2015-2016 cause she's based off me a little bit, so imagine her having a small android touchscreen obamaphone without mobile data and a 3ds she plays Pokemon and nintendogs on. she probably gets home from school and draws and watches Markiplier and Jacksepticeye & plays Minecraft
July 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
she is thirteen in 2015-2016 cause she's based off me a little bit, so imagine her having a small android touchscreen obamaphone without mobile data and a 3ds she plays Pokemon and nintendogs on. she probably gets home from school and draws and watches Markiplier and Jacksepticeye & plays Minecraft
Obamaphone* Obama had one of these on his desk
July 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Obamaphone* Obama had one of these on his desk
Men vaihelv, jag väntar fortfarande på min Obamaphone!
June 22, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Men vaihelv, jag väntar fortfarande på min Obamaphone!
I didn’t watch the video on my Obamaphone because OBAMA WASN’T A CHEESY LYING GRIFTER WHO SOLD CHEAP GOLD COLORED PHONES TO MAKE A FAST BUCK.
June 19, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I didn’t watch the video on my Obamaphone because OBAMA WASN’T A CHEESY LYING GRIFTER WHO SOLD CHEAP GOLD COLORED PHONES TO MAKE A FAST BUCK.
Don't get me started on the "You can't coordinate with homeless services without an email address, you can't access your email without your phone number, you can't keep your phone number because we sent armed thugs to destroy your Obamaphone when we swept your tent" bind either
June 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Don't get me started on the "You can't coordinate with homeless services without an email address, you can't access your email without your phone number, you can't keep your phone number because we sent armed thugs to destroy your Obamaphone when we swept your tent" bind either
I remember and I'm with you. apple phone 1.0 guys weren't massive to the point of reshaping culture, android 1 were. They tried to make Obamaphone an insult just like Obamacare and they just became shorthand for stuff the last president with an entire mind did, to differentiate it from the nothings
June 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I remember and I'm with you. apple phone 1.0 guys weren't massive to the point of reshaping culture, android 1 were. They tried to make Obamaphone an insult just like Obamacare and they just became shorthand for stuff the last president with an entire mind did, to differentiate it from the nothings