#Objectophile
"When a macro fucks a house, that makes them an objectophile."

Incorrect. It makes them home-o-sexual.
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
tboy boxer bulge on plushie husband snoot <3

[ #plushophilia #plushophile #objectum #objectophile #plushum ]
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
concept: objectophile that calls all "still life" paintings of objects "portraits"
October 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Soyez vigilant au contexte quand un objectophile vous dit qu'il va se faire la malle
July 28, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Objectophile doodles lol
Ft. The 'case
#nsfwosc
April 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Objectophile lesbian based
I love you Etrian Odyssey 4 blacksmith girl
September 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
im max 👁️‍🗨️

im an autistic pokemon lover, therian/otherkin/nonhuman, objectophile, and artist.

dm's and commissions are open
October 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Never insult a objectophile wizard. I have been turned into a plushie and been fucked 10 times in a single day.

I'm okay with this.
May 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Objectophile friend is onto something...
October 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
yeah I'm pretty sure I'm an objectophile lmao

you bet I'd fuck that 8200, and you bet I already have a plan on how to do so
September 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
my bf is an objectophile and I'm an object :3
June 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
objectophile Bill Clinton: "i did not have sexual relations with that credenza"
September 6, 2024 at 1:39 AM
🎶She thinks my tractor’s sexy
She’s an objectophile
October 1, 2023 at 4:33 PM
objectophile wife x objectophile wife x an attractive ThinkPad of respectable age
a person is typing on a laptop keyboard with the ctrl key visible
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June 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
What if Trump resigns from health issues?
It would be a way for him, in his mind, to leave office with dignity.
There are many predicting he will leave office by Dec.
So it got me wondering.
Do we have to deal with the objectophile? Or is there a special election?
July 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i find it so funny when i see someome so anti-paraphile but then i find objectophile support on their page. do you not. realize that thats also a paraphillia. do you not realize that “objectum” is a paraphillia
May 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
do you know how difficult it is as an objectophile to have a “worst hear me out” that is capable of speech
September 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
in todays news, cyclops wants to fuck a plane, coming out as an objectophile…
i wanna fuck this one
February 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm not an objectophile but if anyone saw me grinning at green scissors or yellow hole punches they'd be forgiven for doubting my sanity
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The "objectophile"
July 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM