#Observed
Like, I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry observed reality does not align with your priors.
November 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
National Native American Heritage Month is observed every November in the United States to honor the histories, cultures, resilience, and contributions of Indigenous peoples. #Pinks 💖✨
November 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Mornings are easier now with Standard Time. Permanent DST would be too dark and cold! #DitchDST
November 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
European observed
November 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Bullshit alert!

"Global warming, the observed increase in Earth's average global surface temperature since preindustrial times (1850–1900), currently stands at around 1.63 degrees Celsius."

phys.org/news/2026-11...
National study pinpoints states with steepest warming trends since 1980
Global warming, the observed increase in Earth's average global surface temperature since preindustrial times (1850–1900), currently stands at around 1.63 degrees Celsius. While this number is expecte...
phys.org
November 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Duck is being observed
November 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"...never fully observed the norms of the office..."

NYT is trash.
November 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Permanent Daylight Saving Time proponents are welcome to continue setting their own alarms an hour earlier than Standard Time. Don’t force the rest of us by “springing forward” again!
November 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
You're not saying "I've observed that consumers of porn where someone gags on it are misogynists", after all.
November 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
A rotation of Russian units, the fortification of positions, the expansion of anti-drone defences along roads and the scaling up of logistics – in particular, the delivery of ammunition – have been observed.
November 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM
[old timey narrator voice mode ACTIVATED]

And as @enbykaiju.itch.io observed:
Godzilla bless us, every one 🔥🦖🔥
November 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Yeah, they were observed driving on to the military base at the end of a hunting day.🤬🤬🤬
November 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Side effects of the treatment were consistent with those observed in previous studies, which included fatigue, chills, and pain at the injection site.
November 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
LHCb finds evidence of one-in-ten-billion particle decay 🔍

If confirmed, this @lhcb.bsky.social result would be the rarest beauty-particle decay ever observed. #AtCERN

🔗 home.cern/lhcb-finds-e...
November 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
“never fully observed the norms of office” come on, either commit or go back to being a lickspittle.
November 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Yea, have Halloween (Observed). It was great.
November 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Slightly OT, but my sister observed that Michael Moore seems uncharacteristically quiet on the MI senate race.
November 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Everything I've observed in the last two-ish years has not changed my mind.
I’m almost convinced that transphobia is the memetic version of the cordyceps fungus, and I’m just wait to see whether it’s Glinner, Rowling, Dawkins, or Musk who suddenly climb to the top of their roof and freeze in place as their head splits open and a giant horn appears.
November 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
keenly observed
November 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Very well observed
November 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Correct, astutely observed
October 30, 2026 at 9:37 PM
the thought occurs that if turkish breaks up with stevens we’re going to see her pioneer forms of antisemitism previously observed only under laboratory conditions
November 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I am being Observed.
October 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
A beautifully observed essay that managed to articulate a lot of what I couldn't quite put my finger on about the rebuilds
New video! REBUILD OF EVANGELION www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN29... Please enjoy! 🔷
November 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I'm told U.S. Department of Justice monitors have been out at polling locations across Salt Lake Co. Some of my spies have even seen them (and sent me tips!). @fox13news.bsky.social has observed some we suspect are DOJ.

ACLU poll watchers also out.

So far, everyone is being cool. #utpol #Utah
November 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM