Netanyahu cannot let peace occur because then he will be prosecuted for his crimes.
June 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Netanyahu cannot let peace occur because then he will be prosecuted for his crimes.
This thought would never occur to them if Trump was innocent.
September 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
This thought would never occur to them if Trump was innocent.
FAIR WARNING: It’s ground squirrel kiddo season and excessive cuteness levels may occur or be occurring 🌿
May 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
FAIR WARNING: It’s ground squirrel kiddo season and excessive cuteness levels may occur or be occurring 🌿
incredible things continue to occur among the nationalist populist right
December 26, 2024 at 10:32 PM
incredible things continue to occur among the nationalist populist right
things will occur....
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
things will occur....
Do we know on which earth in the multiverse did this reverse assault occur?
November 18, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Do we know on which earth in the multiverse did this reverse assault occur?
First, Dolly Parton. Now, Tim Curry.
Tell me, do the deaths of 80-year-olds occur in threes?
Asking for the world.
Tell me, do the deaths of 80-year-olds occur in threes?
Asking for the world.
August 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
First, Dolly Parton. Now, Tim Curry.
Tell me, do the deaths of 80-year-olds occur in threes?
Asking for the world.
Tell me, do the deaths of 80-year-olds occur in threes?
Asking for the world.
And none of us will be surprised by the pearl clutching, histrionics that will occur.
August 26, 2026 at 12:47 PM
And none of us will be surprised by the pearl clutching, histrionics that will occur.
At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed https://theonion.com/at-no-point-while-rewatching-every-planet-of-the-apes-does-it-occur-to-man-he-might-be-depressed/
February 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed https://theonion.com/at-no-point-while-rewatching-every-planet-of-the-apes-does-it-occur-to-man-he-might-be-depressed/
Biting will occur until morale improves.
May 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Biting will occur until morale improves.
Alito's argument – that counting ballots after Election Day means "the electorate’s choice does not occur on election day, and the federal election-day statutes are violated" – is some of the dumbest reasoning I have ever seen. The "choice" doesn't occur at the time of counting!
June 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Alito's argument – that counting ballots after Election Day means "the electorate’s choice does not occur on election day, and the federal election-day statutes are violated" – is some of the dumbest reasoning I have ever seen. The "choice" doesn't occur at the time of counting!
This change will only occur if you win control of the House and Senate in November. Please participate in the election.
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August 12, 2026 at 11:03 AM
This change will only occur if you win control of the House and Senate in November. Please participate in the election.
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this will occur in our lifetimes
July 10, 2024 at 9:00 AM
this will occur in our lifetimes
a healing is about to occur
September 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
a healing is about to occur
Resistance against Tyranny must always occur.
May 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Resistance against Tyranny must always occur.
They hate us for things it wouldn’t even occur to me to notice.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They hate us for things it wouldn’t even occur to me to notice.
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
somehow ”trump is god emperor and if he wills it it will occur” is a belief that is shared across the political spectrum
November 19, 2024 at 4:43 AM
somehow ”trump is god emperor and if he wills it it will occur” is a belief that is shared across the political spectrum
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
February 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Just wondering where the next Trump-caused crash will occur. An airport or Wall Street?
February 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just wondering where the next Trump-caused crash will occur. An airport or Wall Street?
July 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
quadzilla sightings may occur
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
quadzilla sightings may occur
Former editor here: "Imminent" means "likely to occur at any moment." There's no such thing as 47 years of imminent.
March 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Former editor here: "Imminent" means "likely to occur at any moment." There's no such thing as 47 years of imminent.
i’m pretty sure they’re going to release the epstein files soon. that will definitely occur
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i’m pretty sure they’re going to release the epstein files soon. that will definitely occur
didn't occur to me before but there must be a *ton* of Scientologist-Trumpism connections.
September 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
didn't occur to me before but there must be a *ton* of Scientologist-Trumpism connections.