Dr Kennedy must contend with kooky characters like Ada Wong, an undercover medical insurance agent, Alex Wesker, a cryonics enthusiast, and Miranda, an aromatherapist treating patients with green and yellow herbs.
(It's still called Biohazard in Japan)
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
(It's still called Biohazard in Japan)
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 30, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Dr Kennedy must contend with kooky characters like Ada Wong, an undercover medical insurance agent, Alex Wesker, a cryonics enthusiast, and Miranda, an aromatherapist treating patients with green and yellow herbs.
(It's still called Biohazard in Japan)
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
(It's still called Biohazard in Japan)
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Food-safety-cautious ghoul who insists on boiling you until you're grey and mushy
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Food-safety-cautious ghoul who insists on boiling you until you're grey and mushy
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
New strain of gambling vampire found in Las Vegas:
🧛 Capable of daywalking as long as it is wearing shades
🧛 Transforms into a cloud of low-value chips and flies away
🧛 Can only be defeated at the card table (by putting your entire stake on Hearts)
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
🧛 Capable of daywalking as long as it is wearing shades
🧛 Transforms into a cloud of low-value chips and flies away
🧛 Can only be defeated at the card table (by putting your entire stake on Hearts)
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
New strain of gambling vampire found in Las Vegas:
🧛 Capable of daywalking as long as it is wearing shades
🧛 Transforms into a cloud of low-value chips and flies away
🧛 Can only be defeated at the card table (by putting your entire stake on Hearts)
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
🧛 Capable of daywalking as long as it is wearing shades
🧛 Transforms into a cloud of low-value chips and flies away
🧛 Can only be defeated at the card table (by putting your entire stake on Hearts)
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
We all wake up with phantom limb syndrome for a limb no human has ever had. Everyone agrees: it emerged between the spine and the left shoulder blade, it was long and many-jointed, and even in its absence it's still hungry.
#OctoberScaries #nonsense #horror #microfiction
#OctoberScaries #nonsense #horror #microfiction
October 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
We all wake up with phantom limb syndrome for a limb no human has ever had. Everyone agrees: it emerged between the spine and the left shoulder blade, it was long and many-jointed, and even in its absence it's still hungry.
#OctoberScaries #nonsense #horror #microfiction
#OctoberScaries #nonsense #horror #microfiction
These zombies are different (again): neither fast nor slow, they move at a sort of lope. In open spaces, we call them "joggers". In the context of the dangerous post-apocalyptic supply repositories we have to raid to survive, they can't get up to speed, thus "mall walkers"
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
These zombies are different (again): neither fast nor slow, they move at a sort of lope. In open spaces, we call them "joggers". In the context of the dangerous post-apocalyptic supply repositories we have to raid to survive, they can't get up to speed, thus "mall walkers"
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Terrifying huge creatures start "appearing" in zoos and, worryingly, are discovered in the wild.
Humanity's ability to feed itself wavers as whatever it was we used to eat disappears, replaced by unfamiliar plants and mysterious four-legged beasts of unknown use.
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Humanity's ability to feed itself wavers as whatever it was we used to eat disappears, replaced by unfamiliar plants and mysterious four-legged beasts of unknown use.
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Terrifying huge creatures start "appearing" in zoos and, worryingly, are discovered in the wild.
Humanity's ability to feed itself wavers as whatever it was we used to eat disappears, replaced by unfamiliar plants and mysterious four-legged beasts of unknown use.
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Humanity's ability to feed itself wavers as whatever it was we used to eat disappears, replaced by unfamiliar plants and mysterious four-legged beasts of unknown use.
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
You descend into the food pyramid, interrupting the slumber of the ancient pharaoh Us'Da. You barely escape, and not without unleashing a terrible curse. For the rest of your life you will have a vague feeling that you're meant to be eating bread and pasta six times a day
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
You descend into the food pyramid, interrupting the slumber of the ancient pharaoh Us'Da. You barely escape, and not without unleashing a terrible curse. For the rest of your life you will have a vague feeling that you're meant to be eating bread and pasta six times a day
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Oh yeah I guess I'm into "conjuring ghosts" too, haha. Oh regular ritual-based summoning? Yeah that's cool. I've been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it's pretty intense stuff. Yeah no I did a lot of rituals in high school, when we were all just feeling things out
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 22, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Oh yeah I guess I'm into "conjuring ghosts" too, haha. Oh regular ritual-based summoning? Yeah that's cool. I've been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it's pretty intense stuff. Yeah no I did a lot of rituals in high school, when we were all just feeling things out
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
The undead count, Solar Facula. Dwells in facula's castle on the surface of the sun. Drinks plasma. Fortunately for us, this undead fiend turns to ash if not exposed to constant sunlight from all directions.
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_f...
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_f...
Solar facula - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The undead count, Solar Facula. Dwells in facula's castle on the surface of the sun. Drinks plasma. Fortunately for us, this undead fiend turns to ash if not exposed to constant sunlight from all directions.
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_f...
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_f...
I was trying to meditate but the thoughtpicking lawyer burst into my mind palace with a bunch of metal strips for fingers and tried to claw at me. Think I'm going to have to give up
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 20, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I was trying to meditate but the thoughtpicking lawyer burst into my mind palace with a bunch of metal strips for fingers and tried to claw at me. Think I'm going to have to give up
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Sources of DOUBLECURSE:
👁️ Waxworks sculpture comes to life when stars align; tries on wax deathmask
👁️ Witch breaks into antiquarian's house built on old cemetery; finds ancient tome; reads aloud
👁️ Run an extension cord down the well to watch the haunted VHS down there
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
👁️ Waxworks sculpture comes to life when stars align; tries on wax deathmask
👁️ Witch breaks into antiquarian's house built on old cemetery; finds ancient tome; reads aloud
👁️ Run an extension cord down the well to watch the haunted VHS down there
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 19, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Sources of DOUBLECURSE:
👁️ Waxworks sculpture comes to life when stars align; tries on wax deathmask
👁️ Witch breaks into antiquarian's house built on old cemetery; finds ancient tome; reads aloud
👁️ Run an extension cord down the well to watch the haunted VHS down there
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
👁️ Waxworks sculpture comes to life when stars align; tries on wax deathmask
👁️ Witch breaks into antiquarian's house built on old cemetery; finds ancient tome; reads aloud
👁️ Run an extension cord down the well to watch the haunted VHS down there
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Live-action Nightmare Before Christmas remake with strong opinions about whether the original was a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie. Jack Black as Jack Skellington turns to the camera to address the matter directly, before launching into a sung diatribe about Die Hard
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Live-action Nightmare Before Christmas remake with strong opinions about whether the original was a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie. Jack Black as Jack Skellington turns to the camera to address the matter directly, before launching into a sung diatribe about Die Hard
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Fictional characters won't work for long. Projections say profit will be maximised by making new, real-world cryptids. Ones they can launch simultaneously in Fortnite and reality.
...The year is 2129. Epic Games has completely exhausted the possibility space of cryptids,
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
...The year is 2129. Epic Games has completely exhausted the possibility space of cryptids,
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Fictional characters won't work for long. Projections say profit will be maximised by making new, real-world cryptids. Ones they can launch simultaneously in Fortnite and reality.
...The year is 2129. Epic Games has completely exhausted the possibility space of cryptids,
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
...The year is 2129. Epic Games has completely exhausted the possibility space of cryptids,
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Careful kids. Don't be too noisy in the back seat when we're coming up to... the scary bridge. That's right. It's the bridge where... the fright happens. The only way to remain unspooked is to not tell your mom I gave you McDonalds for dinner four nights in a row
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 16, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Careful kids. Don't be too noisy in the back seat when we're coming up to... the scary bridge. That's right. It's the bridge where... the fright happens. The only way to remain unspooked is to not tell your mom I gave you McDonalds for dinner four nights in a row
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Barbosa the Reddit Shower Thoughts Pirate: You'd best start believing in skeletons... one's in you
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Barbosa the Reddit Shower Thoughts Pirate: You'd best start believing in skeletons... one's in you
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Human collective consciousness implies a vast wellspring of unrealised psychic potential. Somewhere out there, in potentia, waits every monster we ever dreamed of. A shadow's edge away, there really is a flying purple people eater. And its one great eye is fixed upon us
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Human collective consciousness implies a vast wellspring of unrealised psychic potential. Somewhere out there, in potentia, waits every monster we ever dreamed of. A shadow's edge away, there really is a flying purple people eater. And its one great eye is fixed upon us
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Well in this day and age one doesn't really "keep" a crypt so much as the crypt keeps you. Keeps you barely financially solvent, ha, ha, just my little joke. Wine?
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Well in this day and age one doesn't really "keep" a crypt so much as the crypt keeps you. Keeps you barely financially solvent, ha, ha, just my little joke. Wine?
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Guy at the door says he's here for your knuckles. He's got one of those, you know, like a shepherd's crook? No I don't know how he'd – no he says it's not for the knuckles, it's part of a broader motif. Look I don't care, you come argue with him about it. So these knuckles,
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Guy at the door says he's here for your knuckles. He's got one of those, you know, like a shepherd's crook? No I don't know how he'd – no he says it's not for the knuckles, it's part of a broader motif. Look I don't care, you come argue with him about it. So these knuckles,
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
The faceless shadow who stands behind me in the mirror and helps put my tie on straight just won't stop talking about its nootropic stack. Kind of a tricky situation. Like I'm happy you've found something that works for you guy but stop trying to push it on me
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 10, 2026 at 11:04 AM
The faceless shadow who stands behind me in the mirror and helps put my tie on straight just won't stop talking about its nootropic stack. Kind of a tricky situation. Like I'm happy you've found something that works for you guy but stop trying to push it on me
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
October 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
You hear? They found the guy all the jack-o-lanterns are based on. They say that now that he's caught, they're going to roll out a new and spookier seasonal vegetable. What? No I didn't ask. A medical condition I assume. Uh huh. Well I guess it could be coke
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 8, 2026 at 11:59 AM
You hear? They found the guy all the jack-o-lanterns are based on. They say that now that he's caught, they're going to roll out a new and spookier seasonal vegetable. What? No I didn't ask. A medical condition I assume. Uh huh. Well I guess it could be coke
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
Hidden away in the attic up a set of stairs that my legs no longer have the strength to ascend: The portrait of my calves that just keep getting flabbier and paler even as my own calves appear to be supernaturally tight and tanned
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Hidden away in the attic up a set of stairs that my legs no longer have the strength to ascend: The portrait of my calves that just keep getting flabbier and paler even as my own calves appear to be supernaturally tight and tanned
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
The middle-aged vampire poster: My doctor said I can only have one chalice of blood a day... but he didn't say how big of a chalice... [AI-generated image of an unliftably huge cup labelled 'blood']
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
October 6, 2026 at 12:39 PM
The middle-aged vampire poster: My doctor said I can only have one chalice of blood a day... but he didn't say how big of a chalice... [AI-generated image of an unliftably huge cup labelled 'blood']
#OctoberScaries #nonsense
#OctoberScaries #nonsense