NO!! NO!! NO!! NOOOOOO!! #GMB has shamefully taken on effing GOVE as a pundit!!! I WILL NOT WATCH GOVE!! Acting like he didn't help to destroy this country with Brexit & as mastermind behind 14 yrs of tory destruction!! #OffSwitch @GMB
April 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
NO!! NO!! NO!! NOOOOOO!! #GMB has shamefully taken on effing GOVE as a pundit!!! I WILL NOT WATCH GOVE!! Acting like he didn't help to destroy this country with Brexit & as mastermind behind 14 yrs of tory destruction!! #OffSwitch @GMB
If I said "women need an offswitch" at his age, I would welcome the hammers
September 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If I said "women need an offswitch" at his age, I would welcome the hammers
this one comes with a free offswitch slam dunk though, "Clip your wings" or smth
September 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
this one comes with a free offswitch slam dunk though, "Clip your wings" or smth
I'm working on adding a Navi "Hey! Listen!" sound eveytime someone posts on Bluesky. It will not have an offswitch.
September 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I'm working on adding a Navi "Hey! Listen!" sound eveytime someone posts on Bluesky. It will not have an offswitch.
At some point, Dems in Congress need to stop business as usual, and hit the #offswitch to any more federal dollars for abusive (and racist) law enforcement.
June 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
At some point, Dems in Congress need to stop business as usual, and hit the #offswitch to any more federal dollars for abusive (and racist) law enforcement.
bro im so sick of having emotions where's the offswitch on this shit
May 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
bro im so sick of having emotions where's the offswitch on this shit
Half time in America #fuckthis #offswitch
July 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Half time in America #fuckthis #offswitch
OFFSwitchで発売するの！？
フォロワーさん買って遊んでほしい 面白いから
フォロワーさん買って遊んでほしい 面白いから
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
OFFSwitchで発売するの！？
フォロワーさん買って遊んでほしい 面白いから
フォロワーさん買って遊んでほしい 面白いから
like post sex snuggling is one of the top ten things xem loves the most but there is a particular excellence in him being denied such things . either by a partner (makes him whiny + pathetic + also interesting friction) or by himself (sudden offswitch/ literally any number of his issues kicking in)
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
like post sex snuggling is one of the top ten things xem loves the most but there is a particular excellence in him being denied such things . either by a partner (makes him whiny + pathetic + also interesting friction) or by himself (sudden offswitch/ literally any number of his issues kicking in)
When the very cabinet members that oversee federal police units (like ICE) show only contempt for the rule of law, at what point do Dems leaders hit the #OffSwitch?
A #Leahy Amend. safeguard for fed police seems like a reasonable step.
What say u, @housedemocrats.bsky.social?
#Not1cent
A #Leahy Amend. safeguard for fed police seems like a reasonable step.
What say u, @housedemocrats.bsky.social?
#Not1cent
May 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
When the very cabinet members that oversee federal police units (like ICE) show only contempt for the rule of law, at what point do Dems leaders hit the #OffSwitch?
A #Leahy Amend. safeguard for fed police seems like a reasonable step.
What say u, @housedemocrats.bsky.social?
#Not1cent
A #Leahy Amend. safeguard for fed police seems like a reasonable step.
What say u, @housedemocrats.bsky.social?
#Not1cent
Been having the writing bug again. Why does it keep hitting at three fucking am! Still it's been nice be writing again. Should be asleep tho i got work today @.@ i have forgotten where my offswitch is.
December 5, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Been having the writing bug again. Why does it keep hitting at three fucking am! Still it's been nice be writing again. Should be asleep tho i got work today @.@ i have forgotten where my offswitch is.
For Reasons, colleague's leaving do included trying to come up with "bands who'd be at Download if it was an IT-based festival".
I submitted "LinkedIn Park" and "CheckSum 41". I've since come up with "The Offswitch" & "Sleep /token".
I submitted "LinkedIn Park" and "CheckSum 41". I've since come up with "The Offswitch" & "Sleep /token".
July 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
For Reasons, colleague's leaving do included trying to come up with "bands who'd be at Download if it was an IT-based festival".
I submitted "LinkedIn Park" and "CheckSum 41". I've since come up with "The Offswitch" & "Sleep /token".
I submitted "LinkedIn Park" and "CheckSum 41". I've since come up with "The Offswitch" & "Sleep /token".
A huge experiment, with zero controls, no offswitch, let alone a reset button
We’re trapped in a huge psychological experiment.
September 11, 2024 at 3:40 AM
A huge experiment, with zero controls, no offswitch, let alone a reset button
#bdsmscifi #denial #edging
Year 2084. We now have the technology, called the OffSwitch, to prevent people from having orgasms. It's an infrasoundwave operation that adds an on/off switch to the pudendal nerve—in the spinal cord—which sends the final signal that throws humans over the edge.
Year 2084. We now have the technology, called the OffSwitch, to prevent people from having orgasms. It's an infrasoundwave operation that adds an on/off switch to the pudendal nerve—in the spinal cord—which sends the final signal that throws humans over the edge.
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
#bdsmscifi #denial #edging
Year 2084. We now have the technology, called the OffSwitch, to prevent people from having orgasms. It's an infrasoundwave operation that adds an on/off switch to the pudendal nerve—in the spinal cord—which sends the final signal that throws humans over the edge.
Year 2084. We now have the technology, called the OffSwitch, to prevent people from having orgasms. It's an infrasoundwave operation that adds an on/off switch to the pudendal nerve—in the spinal cord—which sends the final signal that throws humans over the edge.
I wish I had an offswitch.
I want to deactivate myself.
The programming is wrong.
The design is flawed.
Their destructive testing methods
Did not prepare me
To be rolled out for public consumption.
I want to deactivate myself.
The programming is wrong.
The design is flawed.
Their destructive testing methods
Did not prepare me
To be rolled out for public consumption.
November 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I wish I had an offswitch.
I want to deactivate myself.
The programming is wrong.
The design is flawed.
Their destructive testing methods
Did not prepare me
To be rolled out for public consumption.
I want to deactivate myself.
The programming is wrong.
The design is flawed.
Their destructive testing methods
Did not prepare me
To be rolled out for public consumption.
Don’t think I fancy government alerts much lol… #offswitch
February 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Don’t think I fancy government alerts much lol… #offswitch
#scifichat A1. I would install cybernetic memory of my favorite tv shows to play them in my head at will. It would backfire by offswitch malfunction and I'd be able to think and talk about nothing else. No one would notice any difference.
March 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
#scifichat A1. I would install cybernetic memory of my favorite tv shows to play them in my head at will. It would backfire by offswitch malfunction and I'd be able to think and talk about nothing else. No one would notice any difference.
ああああああああぁぁぁOFFSwitch版明日配信かああ
購入申し込みしてきた
購入申し込みしてきた
March 25, 2026 at 10:50 AM
ああああああああぁぁぁOFFSwitch版明日配信かああ
購入申し込みしてきた
購入申し込みしてきた
デルタルーン新作とOFFswitch版とポケモン新作出てる世界線に早く行きたい
April 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
デルタルーン新作とOFFswitch版とポケモン新作出てる世界線に早く行きたい
that one makes me extra insane
instead of having an offswitch of any kind, the garment industry has a secondary transport industry just for polluting africa with excess products that were never in any market
instead of having an offswitch of any kind, the garment industry has a secondary transport industry just for polluting africa with excess products that were never in any market
February 29, 2024 at 1:32 PM
that one makes me extra insane
instead of having an offswitch of any kind, the garment industry has a secondary transport industry just for polluting africa with excess products that were never in any market
instead of having an offswitch of any kind, the garment industry has a secondary transport industry just for polluting africa with excess products that were never in any market
It sounds as if the powers that be at #TheArchers have found another reject set of sensationally miserablist scripts from Deadenders/Crookside to loosely adapt, with which to "celebrate" its 75th anniversary. I'd only just restarted regular listening after the last contrived fiasco. #OffSwitch 📻📴
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It sounds as if the powers that be at #TheArchers have found another reject set of sensationally miserablist scripts from Deadenders/Crookside to loosely adapt, with which to "celebrate" its 75th anniversary. I'd only just restarted regular listening after the last contrived fiasco. #OffSwitch 📻📴