#OldManProblems
Given to me by a co-worker this morning.

At 53 y/o I can completely relate. 😀

#oldmanproblems
November 18, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I must set my alarm for an earlier time post solstice. I seem to get my best sound sleep after i hit snooze.
#oldmanproblems
July 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Tenzing is a bit embarrassed today. He had a giant dingleberry and dragged it all over the laundry room into the kitchen before he sat on it. Mom needed to wash his bumbum 🙀💕🐾

#OldManProblems #AdoptDontShop #CatsOfBlueSky
January 22, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Might have literally blown out my back yesterday while topping. My lower back and abs are killing me today. Hurts to move. Still, totally worth it. 😈🤪 #gay #daddy #philly #oldmanproblems
July 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
This pup doesn’t beg. He demands. #oldmanproblems #dogsofbluesky #mikey
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
My back went spectacularly on Monday morning to the point where I had to stand up on the train and tube and could only sit for small periods at work. It’s been agony and fucked my fitness shit totally but It’s loosened up today so I’m having a muscle relaxant to help it even more. #OldManProblems
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As with my biopsy in August, my recovery is taking longer than advertised. I am showing signs of improvement and hope to get the green light to ease into normal activities after my clinic visit on Monday. #OldManProblems
January 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Agree. Leave it as is.
I'm already grumpy enough during the work week. I don't need to lose half hour on Sunday to start the week off. #OldManProblems
March 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
#OldManProblems Papa's Got a Brand New Skin Tag
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October 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
January 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Grammys are on. Or as I refer to them: I’ve never heard of this. The fuck is this? #OldManProblems
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Turns out skiing black diamonds at 45 years old is not as easy as skiing black diamonds at 25 years old- I got down unscathed but had to dig myself out of the powder a couple of times and I’m frigging exhausted now #oldmanproblems
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's still sad considering how White Wolf's reputation was partially built on how universally strong the WoD artwork was. #oldmanproblems #backinMYday
July 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Grumble grumble Daylight Saving Time grumble grumble.

Now here comes the awkward 2 week period of readjusting to this stupid archaic mess of adjusting my internal clock.

#oldmanproblems
March 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
TFW you drink something caffeinated late in the evening
#OldManProblems
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October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I wish mine shrank. #OldManProblems.
August 16, 2023 at 7:00 PM
I'm so wiped out today after walking for hours, lol.
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April 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Glad I drove the sedan instead of the Miata today. To avoid injuring my face on my keyboard, snuck in a 30 minute parking lot nap. #OldManProblems
November 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
#OldManProblems

Cheer up, maybe another turbine will self deconstruct.
May 14, 2024 at 12:58 PM
My bladder is also in the conspiracy to not let me sleep in #oldmanproblems
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I suspect he’s hypersensitive about his neck wattles, but yes, you are nevertheless correct. #oldmanproblems
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Yeah, that's what I get for not wearing my glasses. #oldmanproblems
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM