If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.
June 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, STAY IN LINE
April 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, STAY IN LINE
Pay attention. Your family’s safety is on the line.
August 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pay attention. Your family’s safety is on the line.
November 22, 2024 at 9:35 PM
And my guess is, Iran isn't on the line...
May 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
And my guess is, Iran isn't on the line...
I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left".
September 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left".
Happening now on 50th Street in Minneapolis. Lined up over a ten block stretch.
February 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Happening now on 50th Street in Minneapolis. Lined up over a ten block stretch.
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON HENRY KISSINGER STAY IN LINE ‼️
November 30, 2023 at 2:36 AM
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON HENRY KISSINGER STAY IN LINE ‼️
if you are terminally online STAY ON LINE
this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
if you are terminally online STAY ON LINE
Trump Demands Staff Get King Of Hormuz On Line https://theonion.com/trump-demands-staff-get-king-of-hormuz-on-line/
March 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Trump Demands Staff Get King Of Hormuz On Line https://theonion.com/trump-demands-staff-get-king-of-hormuz-on-line/
Some people are putting it all on the line.
People who are unfamiliar with the UCMJ may not realize that for an active duty major to do this in uniform, the consequence can be court martial and incarceration. All of it is prohibited, but the wearing of the uniform was an intentional choice, and a likely forfeit of both his career and freedom.
US service member arrested at Capitol after calling for Trump’s impeachment | CNN Politics
A US Air Force major was arrested on the steps of the US Capitol on Wednesday after delivering a speech calling for the impeachment and removal of President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance.
www.cnn.com
July 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Some people are putting it all on the line.
Mike Rogers told Michiganders he was an assembly line autoworker who made Chrysler LeBarons.
Turns out it was a complete lie.
Shameful.
Turns out it was a complete lie.
Shameful.
Mike Rogers claims he was an assembly line worker. The UAW said that is stretching the truth. • Michigan Advance
Rogers says he built Chrysler vehicles on an assembly line. Records show his work was at an aftermarket facility that modified vehicles after they left the factory.
michiganadvance.com
September 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Mike Rogers told Michiganders he was an assembly line autoworker who made Chrysler LeBarons.
Turns out it was a complete lie.
Shameful.
Turns out it was a complete lie.
Shameful.
14th Amendment on Line 1.
Sen. Hagerty on his legal rationale for not counting undocumented immigrants in the census: "There's a constitutional interpretation I think that has been misapplied that goes back to slavery days and what portion of a person is going to be counted."
August 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
14th Amendment on Line 1.
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy
March 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy
If you’re in line to hate on Eric Adams, STAY IN LINE
September 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
If you’re in line to hate on Eric Adams, STAY IN LINE
Dr. Dunning and Dr. Kruger are calling on line one, sir
Trump: "I read the paragraphs. I read very well. Great comprehension. I read everything there is to read, and I said, 'We can't lose this case.'"
February 21, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Dr. Dunning and Dr. Kruger are calling on line one, sir
Paxton warned Texans not to lie about their address to vote. Then voted six times from an address he'd already moved out of. Somebody call the tip line on the guy who runs the tip line.
July 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Paxton warned Texans not to lie about their address to vote. Then voted six times from an address he'd already moved out of. Somebody call the tip line on the guy who runs the tip line.
This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption.
Mike Johnson on OpenAI and Anthropic: "They can self-police. They can self-regulate."
September 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption.
Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.
April 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.
That’s the ticket. Show up in court, with your Bar licenses on the line, and answer a judge’s pointed and specific questions on how this deal went down.
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
That’s the ticket. Show up in court, with your Bar licenses on the line, and answer a judge’s pointed and specific questions on how this deal went down.
Thanks, Rita's
September 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Thanks, Rita's
if you’re in line to dunk on seth moulton stay in line
September 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
if you’re in line to dunk on seth moulton stay in line