National ad. Real cool our tax dollars going to obviously illegal onanism
September 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
National ad. Real cool our tax dollars going to obviously illegal onanism
(Delco accent)
"hoagie onanism"
"hoagie onanism"
Incredible things are happening in Delco
Philly Today: Pleasuring Yourself at Wawa Is a Bad Idea
But for one Delco resident, it turned out to be a worse idea than normal.
www.phillymag.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(Delco accent)
"hoagie onanism"
"hoagie onanism"
CNN just shouting out the quiet part.
The kicker? Ratings are still down from previous elections. It’s all pundit onanism.
The kicker? Ratings are still down from previous elections. It’s all pundit onanism.
July 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
CNN just shouting out the quiet part.
The kicker? Ratings are still down from previous elections. It’s all pundit onanism.
The kicker? Ratings are still down from previous elections. It’s all pundit onanism.
finally we are conquering the twin scourges of usury and onanism
March 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
finally we are conquering the twin scourges of usury and onanism
Hahaha. I love how he can't help but cite himself. Academic onanism.
March 21, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Hahaha. I love how he can't help but cite himself. Academic onanism.
GM prep is onanism for the GM and the GM only send tweet
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
GM prep is onanism for the GM and the GM only send tweet
Some #Alastor onanism I sketched to illustrate my first commission to @tobinarts.bsky.social 🔥
November 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Some #Alastor onanism I sketched to illustrate my first commission to @tobinarts.bsky.social 🔥
onanism is bougie insofar as it's done by an oppressive majority
May 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
onanism is bougie insofar as it's done by an oppressive majority
more dumb onanism I see
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
more dumb onanism I see
once again a bible guy pretending to be unfamiliar with onanism
June 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
once again a bible guy pretending to be unfamiliar with onanism
Under no circumstances should you confuse these words
- monism
- onism
- onanism
- montanism
- monism
- onism
- onanism
- montanism
July 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Under no circumstances should you confuse these words
- monism
- onism
- onanism
- montanism
- monism
- onism
- onanism
- montanism
oh no, I was practicing traditional onanism not reform onanism.
February 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
oh no, I was practicing traditional onanism not reform onanism.
We're calling him "BURRITO" Trump because he Belongs Under Rikers for Riots, Insurrection, Treason, and Onanism!
June 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We're calling him "BURRITO" Trump because he Belongs Under Rikers for Riots, Insurrection, Treason, and Onanism!
it seems like they have thriving institutions and then you look into the Institute for the Abolition of Onanism and Usury ($1b in annual budget) and it turns out that it's just four guys and is funded by Ray Drywall, grandson of the guy who invented drywall
the reason that the right believes that the left is entirely astroturf funded by USAID and USIP is that this is how their own institutions work
August 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
it seems like they have thriving institutions and then you look into the Institute for the Abolition of Onanism and Usury ($1b in annual budget) and it turns out that it's just four guys and is funded by Ray Drywall, grandson of the guy who invented drywall
I have committed the sin of onanism in my heart
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I have committed the sin of onanism in my heart
I want to do a Surrounded debate where I face 20 people who genuinely believe these debates aren’t just engagement bait carefully clipped by both sides to make it look like they won, and aren't just performative intellectual onanism at best.
July 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I want to do a Surrounded debate where I face 20 people who genuinely believe these debates aren’t just engagement bait carefully clipped by both sides to make it look like they won, and aren't just performative intellectual onanism at best.
We labor under a generation of high achievers who looked around the room & decided the dearth of Black faces was proof they didn't merit a place, & plugged their ears at any Black high achievers' disagreement because their rarity made their prominence suspect. A profound egotism—onanism of the soul
September 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We labor under a generation of high achievers who looked around the room & decided the dearth of Black faces was proof they didn't merit a place, & plugged their ears at any Black high achievers' disagreement because their rarity made their prominence suspect. A profound egotism—onanism of the soul
he's going home every night and there's some onanism going on.
March 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
he's going home every night and there's some onanism going on.
if only there were some structure to my onanism i could be happy...
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
if only there were some structure to my onanism i could be happy...
Mike Johnson’s phone: *buzzes*
Mike Johnson: *yelling down the hall* Stop it son, Onanism is for papists!
Mike Johnson: *yelling down the hall* Stop it son, Onanism is for papists!
April 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Mike Johnson’s phone: *buzzes*
Mike Johnson: *yelling down the hall* Stop it son, Onanism is for papists!
Mike Johnson: *yelling down the hall* Stop it son, Onanism is for papists!
I don't want to know about your onanism habits
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I don't want to know about your onanism habits