#One Touch
WATCH: “Hakeem Jeffries is one of the most out of touch, pro-Israel Dems.”

@hasandpiker reminds us not only did @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social meet privately with Netanyahu ally/Trump son-in-law Kushner, he then stacked a key committee with Israel-first Dems to show fealty

Not speaker material
November 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
gonzo... just one touch...
November 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
There’s one rule: Don’t touch the feets.

And about a thousand other rules that you should have memorized as “The One Rule”.
November 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
It's a nice touch that she thinks "our party should be big enough for more than one viewpoint" is critical when it comes to accepting her but not when it comes to her accepting El-Sayed.
A new Haley Stevens scroll has hit
November 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
One touch I liked a lot is cope being the one to surrender. The guy who is retiring soon and knows better than anyone what injuries can do to your career
November 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
There are other search tools. One can happily not touch Google
November 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Fuuka making it all about meow.

#Siamese #Cats
November 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
This goal isn’t spoken about enough. One-touch MUFC.
November 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Two reasons:

For one our Journalistic betters are out of touch..
November 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"reaching across the aisle" implies that i would ever want to touch one of those people?? like?? no?? i bet they're clammy
November 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
You may not touch your food- but you can post live comments here tonight during “Young Frankenstein” on MeTV ( starting one hour earlier)! Use the hashtag #svengoolie - and start Puttin’ on the Ritz!
November 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
As one of many people whose lives she tried to destroy, I’m glad Loomer is finally going to go touch some grass & find peace (doubt she will, hate seems to consume her).

But let’s not forget the institutions she helped purge, cultural revolution-style retributions she enabled, the lives ruined.
Laura Loomer announces she’s going on hiatus from her podcast. I think we’re going to find that midterms end up being a mass extinction event for MAGA influencers.
November 6, 2026 at 1:11 PM
He shouldn’t be leader for many reasons, but a big one is he’s 76 fucking years old and just comically out of touch
Schumer on Lawrence O’Donnell demonstrates why he should not be the leader he was talking about Maine and he called the people who lived there WASPy. I mean seriously.
November 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
If these fuckers touch Richy one more time 🫵🏽🤬
November 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Day 87 of being a good chastity boy.

When did I last touch myself? Feels like an eternity ago.

Because it was.

And the next time? Maybe there won't be one. 🥵

#carrara #teamlocked #gayslave
November 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Trump can bulldoze the East Wing. But no one can touch his bedazzling. 🤦🏻‍♂️
November 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I too aspire to nope not gonna touch that one
Anthropic thinks they should be able to kill 50 people at a time.

www.forever-wars.com/no-bailouts-... @attackerman.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Its Friday! And I want someone to touch my butt 😜

@club-alpha.bsky.social West til 11pm!

Will you be the one to do it? 🍑💦
November 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
*making the toy I like making bj content with and my new large one touch tips and kiss*

I should go back to my desk…
November 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Morning.
A touch of FOMO for missing #FCF yesterday.
So have this unseen late September shot instead: 
though, it's definitely not a #SCS one!
November 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Elevating Stephen Miller—one of the primary architects of Trump's cruel and inhumane immigration policies, from child separation to the ICE raids terrorizing communities—to White House Chief of Staff shows just how out of touch the President is with the American people he's supposed to represent.
November 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
one touch to becoming doggo.
November 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Dump @schumer.senate.gov

Pick a better leader, one that's not out of touch.

Chuck sucks big time.
November 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
No one wants to touch-a touch-a him.
November 7, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I wouldn’t touch either one with a ten foot pole.
November 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM