The onion is undefeated 😂
November 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
The onion is undefeated 😂
scratching the itch
November 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
scratching the itch
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Today is the first day of bargaining, and The Onion Union is ready. 100% of our members stand in solidarity with our bargaining committee and call on management to bargain in good faith and settle a fair contract.
November 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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The Onion had it CHAMBERED
Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
November 4, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The Onion had it CHAMBERED
dude, its the onion...
November 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
dude, its the onion...
they've become their own Onion
November 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
they've become their own Onion
The New York Times was planning on running this for the next six years, and The Onion just tweeted it out...
Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
November 4, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The New York Times was planning on running this for the next six years, and The Onion just tweeted it out...
Gay Texas was always real.
November 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Gay Texas was always real.
Become an Onion member while it's still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ
November 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Become an Onion member while it's still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ
November 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
November 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I'm so glad the Onion is still doing these. Fucking hilarious.
Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
November 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I'm so glad the Onion is still doing these. Fucking hilarious.
Look at this absolute unit of an onion ring
Like a whole onion donut
Like a whole onion donut
November 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Look at this absolute unit of an onion ring
Like a whole onion donut
Like a whole onion donut
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November 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Perform your civic duty to the U.S. economy and buy Onion apparel. https://store.theonion.com/products/history-sighs-repeats-itself-onion-headline-t-shirt-1?variant=31521578647621
The Onion likely has a very big thing coming in the next week or so and boy did last night make it a whole lot funnier.
November 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The Onion likely has a very big thing coming in the next week or so and boy did last night make it a whole lot funnier.
Not The Onion. Not Monty Python. Our sundowning, addled leader.
“.. Trouble is, almost none of those topics have anything to do with the issues that are driving this election.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/02/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/02/u...
November 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Not The Onion. Not Monty Python. Our sundowning, addled leader.
Oh no is the Onion coming true
November 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Oh no is the Onion coming true
BREAKING: popeyes has onion rings now and they’re incredible
November 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
BREAKING: popeyes has onion rings now and they’re incredible
What do you mean it's not the Onion?
November 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
What do you mean it's not the Onion?
I thought this was the Onion. It is not.
Trump is giving his closing midterm pitch at problem-plagued Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
Trump is giving his closing midterm pitch at problem-plagued Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
President Donald Trump is making his closing pitch for the midterm elections at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
www.1011now.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I thought this was the Onion. It is not.