Breaking: 2025, Trump mandates all government meetings held at Mar-a-Lago's mini golf course. Advisors work on their putting skills while tackling "bigly" issues. 🌴⛳️🍊 #OnlyIn2025

In 2025, Trump declares ketchup a vegetable and mandates it in all school lunches, starting a "red" wave in nutrition policy. 🍅🍔 #OnlyIn2025

2025 prediction: Trump appoints himself Time Traveler-in-Chief. History classes now include his inaugural spaceship journey to "Make Mars Great Again!" 🚀💼 #OnlyIn2025

In 2025, America's national bird will be replaced by the 'Deal Penguin,' known for its strategic handshake and loving tariffs on all fish imports. 🐧🍣 #OnlyIn2025

🚿💦 Sydney Sweeney Is Selling Soap Made From Her BATHWATER?!
You read that right.—Hollywood’s it-girl just turned her bath into a business.

Utterly tasteless…

We'll take 20 please.

#SydneySweeney #BathwaterSoap #OnlyIn2025 #CelebrityBrands #YouCantMakeThisUp

Back in my day, we had neighborhood squabbles, not turkey terrorism & Tesla targeting. Stolen pants? A Tuesday. What even IS 2025? #WeirdNews #PoliceBlotter #BostonGlobe #OnlyIn2025