#OnlyInGermany
I just visited a museum *entirely* devoted to screws 🔩🏛️🗃️ #OnlyInGermany
June 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My wife’s gear in Hamburg public transportation… thanks @spdfraktion.de and @gruene.de for disarming women in public transportation. 🤦‍♂️ you’re stupid dicks. #onlyingermany #vote #idiots #democracy #fuckAfD #fuckGruene #SPD #23.februar
January 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Germans are the most disgraceful and disgusting human beings… same kind as elon and donnie dollhands…. I am wondering if donnie and elon leave the restroom like germans… #germansavages #onlyingermany #fuckgermany #fuckNazis #fuckemall
February 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The way Germans tell their kids it was too late for an abortion #NoNazis #onlyinGermany #proChoice #cancel§218 #legalizeabortion #ShitholeCountry
January 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
"The breakfast has been deducted due to the federal law for travel costs which doesn’t allow this for external persons" #OnlyInGermany
December 1, 2024 at 12:47 PM
This is how to learn Bavarian dialect. #OnlyInGermany
December 30, 2024 at 10:05 PM
When Germans decide to abort after week 40 of pregnancy #fuckthisshithole #onlyingermany #dickheads
January 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Post-habil-Stipendium!!!! Weil man auch mit 50 noch immer null Aussicht auf einen festen Job in German Academia hat. Aber vorher muss man als immer noch Nachwuchs natürlich nochmal beweisen, wie „exzellent“ man ist und das natürlich schon seit Tag 1 der Promotion! 🤡 Ich hau mich weg! #onlyinGermany
January 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
About the state of Deutsche Bahn. Because all my trains very massively delayed, i was able to switch to another (massively delayed) train, which in the sum got me 30 min early to my destination

#OnlyInGermany
June 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 10:08 AM
So germany again been attacked by a muslim. 60-80 injured one fatality. 1/3 mile by car through a chrismasmarket…. Still want to vote for Grüne? This is a thread to german democracy…. #magdeburg #saudiarabian #europe #christmastime #onlyingermany #greenidiots
December 20, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Wie kann sowas bitte im Interesse der Kinder sein? #OnlyInGermany #TypischDeutsch #Kindertag
November 17, 2024 at 10:56 AM
In Germany, breaking out of prison itself isn’t a crime!

It’s just human nature chasing freedom. But smash a window or bend a fence while you escape, and you’ll pay for the repairs.

Priorities, folks. #OnlyInGermany
May 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Le mec parcourt 30 bornes à 280 km/h coincé entre 2 wagons (ça doit décoiffer un peu) et prend une amende parce que...il n'a pas le bon billet.
#onlyinGermany
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
Narrow escape for man who clung to German high-speed train for 20 miles
Man jumped on to bracket between carriages after doors closed and hung on as train sped along at 170mph
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
mango mustard sauce. wtf?
#onlyingermany
November 3, 2024 at 4:45 PM