#OompaLoompa
Biblically accurate oompaloompa
June 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
He's looking particularly Oompaloompa today.
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bluesky/Twitter
September 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
lol flipping a senate seat in a county that had the oompaloompa up by 15 PERCENTAGE POINTS is WILD.
March 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Si no respondo en 2h es porque me han detenido por secuestrar un OompaLoompa
August 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Wild that the joker/oompaloompa/ogre hybrid lost
August 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
He looks more like a biblically accurate oompaloompa with every new photo I see of him
July 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
‘Und wo haben Sie gedient, Soldat?’
‘Sir, in Charlys Schokoladenfabrik, 3. Oompaloompa-Bataillon, Sir.
June 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
“Taken”…like some kind of oompaloompa pirate
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I sing nonsense to my dog. He just looks at me and he probably feels like a child and that I’m oompaloompa-ing him.
May 11, 2024 at 10:07 AM
No soy la misma persona de un año para acá. Mis pesares se los llevó el oompaloompa anfetas.
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The pain I feel as a lawyer watching TV/movies muck up the law must pale in comparison to what seismologists feel when they see characters seriously intone "the herpyderp strata is undergoing fluxational tectonic oompaloompa."
When you watch Jurassic Park but have a background in geophysics…
🧪⚒️
(that seismic source will not generate that Ground Penetrating Radar like image of a buried dinosaur fossil)
November 11, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Roger is gonna do orangeface for the video like a dang oompaloompa
February 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Why should she? Trump is mixed too. Caucasian/Oompaloompa
July 24, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Beth is just one tan away from full oompaloompa.
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
oompaloompa
September 13, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Playing against someone called "oompaloompa" on OW and getting my arse handed to me ...
... I feel funny...
June 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Listen, I know it’s a dumb bullshit spewed out by a troglodyte but it would be really funny if the “trans mafia group” that goes for chocolate heist is real. Fucking Oompaloompa-core
March 31, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Torcendo pra acontecer e todos os gamers estadunidenses que votaram nesse oompaloompa se arrombarem com força.
November 8, 2024 at 4:09 AM
May 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oompaloompa
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fascism is here, the senile Oompaloompa-in-Chief is using the Constitution as his adult diaper while his Nazi fanboys rip the copper wire out of democracy, but a sack of assholes known as @jaketapper.bsky.social needs you to know you shouldn’t vote for Joe Biden again. Get impossibly fucked, Jake
Jake Tapper on Biden: "It is a scandal. It is without question -- and maybe even worse than Watergate in some ways, because Richard Nixon was in control of his faculties when he wasn't drinking."
May 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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