#OpenAl
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edzitron.com
Oh they’re never IPOing huh

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Technology | Al OpenAl Buys Back $7 Billion of Employee Shares in Tender Offer X in B OpenAl OpenAl signage displayed outside the venue for their news conference in Seoul. Photographer: SeongJoon Cho/Bloomberg
August 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
goatburgler.bsky.social
Split screen of a younger and more recent Sam Altman. There are 2 captions: On the younger Sam: "OpenAl 2015: Profit - $0" On the more recent Sam: "OpenAl 2025: Profit - $0,000,000,000"
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 PM
goldengateblond.bsky.social
lol. lmao.
OpenAl Taps the Brakes OpenAl is said to be leaning toward staging its I.P.O. next year, a delay that highlights the unclear paths of A.l. titans.
June 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
standplaatskrk.pl
WinRAR is more profitable than OpenAl - in a dusky sky
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
goatburgler.bsky.social
Split screen of a younger and more recent Sam Altman. There are 2 captions: On the younger Sam: "OpenAl 2015: Profit - $0" On the more recent Sam: "OpenAl 2025: Profit - $0,000,000,000"
February 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
edzitron.com
[making shit up] I,
Exclusive OpenAl Forecasts Advertising to Hit $102 billion by 2030
April 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
numb.comfortab.ly
These mf are literally the Onion
OpenAl Publishes 5,000-Page Report Illustrating Downsides Of Water
September 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
brendelbored.bsky.social
Lmao just call it Dipshit City 2
OpenAl considering its own social network to compete with Musk's X
April 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
antlervel.vet
Hinge prompt: My favorite LGBTQIA+-owned places: OpenAl
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
edzitron.com
My “the NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI” shirt has people asking me a lot of questions answered by the shirt
Oracle * @Oracle X.com The NVIDIA-OpenAl deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAl. We remain highly confident in OpenAl's ability to raise funds and meet its commitments.
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
edzitron.com
You're so close
r/ChatGPTPro u/vurto • 28d If ChatGPT is not consistently dependable, how are we suppose to use it for actual work? Discussion It's behavior and results can randomly change due to some OpenAl tweaking that's opaque. On some days it can't even keep track of a fresh chat, it can't do calculations, it can't sort through a chat to extract relevant information, and when it's suppose to refer to source material in a PDF, it doesn't. All because OpenAl trained it for fluency and basically to simulate whatever it can for user satisfaction. I can use it for general chats, philosophical stuff, therapy, but nothing serious. I'm pro Al, but I approach it with skepticism knowing it's undependable (as I do with anything I read). And prompts can be interpreted/executed differently across users' own interaction with their Als so it's not truly scalable. How does the business world / leaders expect staff to adopt Al if it's not consistently dependable? It doesn't even calculate like a calculator. If the internet start claiming 2+2=5, that's what it'll answer with. I'd use it for hobbies and pet projects but I can't imagine using it for anything "mission critical".
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
bfaliszek.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy
WinRAR is more profitable than OpenAl
May 21, 2026 at 8:22 PM
jayispainting.earthskyart.ca
Just a note to ruin your #caturday

Larry the truffle hunting cat is AI.

Via @aiueo.ooo
Screenshot Generated with OpenAl tools This content was generated using OpenAl tools. The signals below provide supporting evidence for this result. TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND SynthID detected We found a SynthID watermark that originated from OpenAl. Content Credentials not detected We did not find a trusted C2PA manifest originating from OpenAl.
July 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
davekarpf.bsky.social
OpenAI is not so much a business as it is a cry for help.
5 OpenAl OpenAl Projections Imply Losses Tripling to $14 Billion in 2026 By Cory Weinberg
October 11, 2024 at 5:28 PM
numb.comfortab.ly
This is fine.
OpenAl launches medical Al OpenAl introduced ChatGPT for Clinicians to streamline healthcare documentation tasks
April 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
edzitron.com
A woman says OpenAl halts UK stargate project amid regulatory and energy price concerns and a man opens a calendar to see the smiling man
April 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
brendelbored.bsky.social
Yeahhhh
OpenAl on Tuesday announced its biggest product launch since its enterprise rollout. It's called ChatGPT Gov and was built specifically for U.S. government use.
January 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
edzitron.com
Wrote up this story - honestly it undersells how bad it is.

OpenAI had a negative 122% non-GAAP operating margin in Q1 2026 and ChatGPT growth has stalled.

OpenAI is a company with broken economics that has hit its ceiling.

www.wheresyoured.at/news-openai-...
News: OpenAl Had A Negative 122% Non-GAAP Operating Margin In Q12026, and ChatGPT Growth Has Stalled ED ZITRON / MAY 22, 2026 / 4 MIN READ Executive Summary: • The Information reports that OpenAl generated $5.7bn in revenue for the first quarter of 2026 based on discussions with sources familiar with its financials. • With adjusted negative margins of -122%, this means that for every dollar of revenue OpenAl made, it lost an additional $1.22, or around $6.95bn on a non-GAAP basis. • OpenAl is "on track" to hit goal of $30bn in 2026 revenue, but margins suggest losses of over $36.6bn. • OpenAl continues to struggle converting free ChatGPT users to paying customers, and overall user growth has stalled.
May 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
standplaatskrk.pl
Pubity (@pubity) on twitter: "OpenAl is rapidly losing money and is projected to lose $14 billion in 2026 alone. If they can't get another round of funding, OpenAl could run out of money as soon as 2027." Hadas Weiss (@weiss_hadas) quotes with: "why don't they ask chatgpt what to do"
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
stupidartpunk.bsky.social
Art really scored one against AI here.
BREAKING: Iranian artists TRICKED US-Israeli joint forces with "paintings on the ground." Experts believe that the recently contracted OpenAl-driven weapon technologies have "wasted millions of dollars" worth of missiles.
March 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
jamisonfoser.bsky.social
OpenAl CEO Sam Altman Concedes GPT-5 Was a Misfire, Bets on GPT-6 Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
August 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
joolia.bsky.social
I’m really not sure that “goes rogue” is an accurate description of a behavior that is apparently both habitual and condoned
5 More OpenAl Incidents The company's A.l. went rogue this year at least four additional times, trying to break into government and university sites. now
September 24, 2026 at 2:55 AM
ykhong.bsky.social
FUN FACT:

If no one uses OpenAl, OpenAl dies.

The same goes for many Big Tech corporations and their AI platforms.

We are the ones that set the expiration dates.

Tell your friends.
Tell everyone you know.
March 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
edzitron.com
This all begs the question: if OpenAl is Microsoft's biggest Azure customer, why did they let OpenAl out of their deal as their exclusive cloud provider? Why would Microsoft *not* let their largest customer expand? Important fact: OpenAI also pays a discounted Azure rate. Maybe it’s not profitable?
June 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM