lucius making anniversary dinner reservations for stede and mary
June 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
lucius making anniversary dinner reservations for stede and mary
OpenTable get blocked from reservations if you leave bad reviews
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
OpenTable get blocked from reservations if you leave bad reviews
Yeah, that’s what happened, OpenTable.
February 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Yeah, that’s what happened, OpenTable.
There's no tabling this question.
February 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
There's no tabling this question.
Just made a new fake name (email, phone #, Resy & OpenTable accounts) and I feel ELECTRIC
December 7, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Just made a new fake name (email, phone #, Resy & OpenTable accounts) and I feel ELECTRIC
i gave mark zuckerberg’s ai access to my bank accounts, email, and docs. i am very smart
September 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
i gave mark zuckerberg’s ai access to my bank accounts, email, and docs. i am very smart
Also, have they ever heard of OpenTable? Or Resy?
September 23, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Also, have they ever heard of OpenTable? Or Resy?
I've seen enough. Just stop, Dave.
November 2, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I've seen enough. Just stop, Dave.
OpenTable is your FRIEND, fellas!
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
OpenTable is your FRIEND, fellas!
Important update in the Resy/OpenTable wars: OT is buying ads on Reddit and using memes slightly wrong??
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Important update in the Resy/OpenTable wars: OT is buying ads on Reddit and using memes slightly wrong??
OpenTable prove it's your birthday
August 27, 2023 at 2:01 PM
OpenTable prove it's your birthday
my kink is making a reservation for one on opentable and under special occasion, selecting ‘date’
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my kink is making a reservation for one on opentable and under special occasion, selecting ‘date’
Restaurant powered by Unknown
September 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Restaurant powered by Unknown
Change in DC seated diners per month compared to same month the previous year, Aug 2024 - Sep 2025 (per OpenTable):
September 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Change in DC seated diners per month compared to same month the previous year, Aug 2024 - Sep 2025 (per OpenTable):
The OpenTable app loves to tell me about a restaurant that is 45 minutes out of town
April 24, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The OpenTable app loves to tell me about a restaurant that is 45 minutes out of town
The decisions made by the White House can have unexpected knock-on effects.
In the past week, OpenTable reported that restaurant bookings have plunged by 27 percent since Trump began his push to federalize DC’s police.
We dig deeper on #playbookpod: ow.ly/1i4850WHwFE
In the past week, OpenTable reported that restaurant bookings have plunged by 27 percent since Trump began his push to federalize DC’s police.
We dig deeper on #playbookpod: ow.ly/1i4850WHwFE
August 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The decisions made by the White House can have unexpected knock-on effects.
In the past week, OpenTable reported that restaurant bookings have plunged by 27 percent since Trump began his push to federalize DC’s police.
We dig deeper on #playbookpod: ow.ly/1i4850WHwFE
In the past week, OpenTable reported that restaurant bookings have plunged by 27 percent since Trump began his push to federalize DC’s police.
We dig deeper on #playbookpod: ow.ly/1i4850WHwFE
WUSA-TV - DC restaurants saw a more than 25% drop in diners in the days following President Trump’s takeover of the city’s police department. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Reservations plunge across DC restaurants after Trump's police takeover
Online reservations dropped more than 25% in the days following President Trump's announcement that he was federalizing DC Police, according to OpenTable data.
www.wusa9.com
August 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
WUSA-TV - DC restaurants saw a more than 25% drop in diners in the days following President Trump’s takeover of the city’s police department. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
OpenTable is inviting me to leave a review for a restaurant we ate at last night and the noise-level choices are 'Quiet', 'Moderate', and 'Energetic'. 😂
September 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
OpenTable is inviting me to leave a review for a restaurant we ate at last night and the noise-level choices are 'Quiet', 'Moderate', and 'Energetic'. 😂
Picturing Laszlo on OpenTable reserving a table for two at Rick’s. #TCMParty #Casablanca
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Picturing Laszlo on OpenTable reserving a table for two at Rick’s. #TCMParty #Casablanca
cool how OpenTable is just hostile software now
August 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
cool how OpenTable is just hostile software now
How fucking hard is it to use OpenTable?
September 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
How fucking hard is it to use OpenTable?
opentable should let you filter based on the parking situation
August 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
opentable should let you filter based on the parking situation
In Covid, it was OpenTable reservations and Broadway grosses (and UI claims). Now - it's time to get familiar with the Daily Treasury Statement (...and UI claims). 2/
March 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In Covid, it was OpenTable reservations and Broadway grosses (and UI claims). Now - it's time to get familiar with the Daily Treasury Statement (...and UI claims). 2/