So you opened an investigation into fake news?
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So you opened an investigation into fake news?
He’s never opened one either.
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He’s never opened one either.
I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.
June 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.
the president just opened a concentration camp
July 4, 2026, is the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Here's how the United States of America is planning to party.
America has a major birthday coming up — here's what to expect for the big 2-5-0
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July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
the president just opened a concentration camp
December 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
June 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
i opened this app before i opened twitter yall !
November 14, 2024 at 12:02 PM
i opened this app before i opened twitter yall !
for sale: baby parachute, never opened
November 14, 2023 at 8:56 PM
for sale: baby parachute, never opened
A new bookstore opened in Kyiv.
I visited it today.
russian drones burn warehouses full of books and damage whatever they can reach.
A new bookstore opened in Kyiv. russia will never win.
I visited it today.
russian drones burn warehouses full of books and damage whatever they can reach.
A new bookstore opened in Kyiv. russia will never win.
September 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
A new bookstore opened in Kyiv.
I visited it today.
russian drones burn warehouses full of books and damage whatever they can reach.
A new bookstore opened in Kyiv. russia will never win.
I visited it today.
russian drones burn warehouses full of books and damage whatever they can reach.
A new bookstore opened in Kyiv. russia will never win.
Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
December 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
Accidentally opened the X app and now I need a tetanus shot.
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Accidentally opened the X app and now I need a tetanus shot.
Trump ordered 2 Cali dams opened to back up his “I opened the pumps” story 🤦🏼
www.latimes.com/environment/...
www.latimes.com/environment/...
February 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Trump ordered 2 Cali dams opened to back up his “I opened the pumps” story 🤦🏼
www.latimes.com/environment/...
www.latimes.com/environment/...
The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
I opened my own Little Free Library today ♥️ Pittsburgh friends...message me for the address!
September 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I opened my own Little Free Library today ♥️ Pittsburgh friends...message me for the address!
Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥
Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
April 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥
Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
this was the first thing i saw when i opened this app, gotdamn
July 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
this was the first thing i saw when i opened this app, gotdamn
my best hellebore opened!!!
February 27, 2024 at 9:26 PM
my best hellebore opened!!!
officially lower than the day the stock opened already lol
June 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
officially lower than the day the stock opened already lol
New Japanese restaurant opened near us and this was my dessert
July 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
New Japanese restaurant opened near us and this was my dessert
I put these two assholes outside when I left for the gym. They opened the side door into the garage, then opened the door from the garage to the laundry room, and finally opened the door from the laundry room to the hallway. This is where I found them when I walked in. 🤦🏻♂️
March 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I put these two assholes outside when I left for the gym. They opened the side door into the garage, then opened the door from the garage to the laundry room, and finally opened the door from the laundry room to the hallway. This is where I found them when I walked in. 🤦🏻♂️
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
Feral cat I started feeding in November. He used to run when I opened the door.
August 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Feral cat I started feeding in November. He used to run when I opened the door.