Every time my front facing camera opens up
November 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Every time my front facing camera opens up
NYSE Opens Spirit Realm Stock Trading For One Night A Year https://theonion.com/nyse-opens-spirit-realm-stock-trading-for-one-night-a-year/
October 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
NYSE Opens Spirit Realm Stock Trading For One Night A Year https://theonion.com/nyse-opens-spirit-realm-stock-trading-for-one-night-a-year/
NEW: Judge Reyes opens an investigation into the Justice Department and Department of the Interior in the golf course case.
BREAKING: Judge Reyes will open a formal inquiry into whether there were material misrepresentations from DOJ/DOI officials in the East Potomac Golf Course case.
Either Reyes or a special master will carry out the inquiry.
Either Reyes or a special master will carry out the inquiry.
October 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
NEW: Judge Reyes opens an investigation into the Justice Department and Department of the Interior in the golf course case.
First cup of tea: my liquid parachute opens.
November 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
First cup of tea: my liquid parachute opens.
When one door opens, I immediately switch to dad mode and shut it.
November 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
When one door opens, I immediately switch to dad mode and shut it.
[opens political news] lol, lmao [closes political news]
November 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
[opens political news] lol, lmao [closes political news]
unfortunately joking about anakin skywalker burning his dick and balls off opens too many highly classified star wars doors that threaten to derail days if not weeks of normal conversation
November 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
unfortunately joking about anakin skywalker burning his dick and balls off opens too many highly classified star wars doors that threaten to derail days if not weeks of normal conversation
I bet you he opens doors with his head at home.
Giants RB Cam Skattebo (hamstring) is considered day-to-day.
November 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I bet you he opens doors with his head at home.
<opens up ten articles to read> well that's my work done for the day
November 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
<opens up ten articles to read> well that's my work done for the day
Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade https://aje.news/x8yjvv
October 31, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade https://aje.news/x8yjvv
Bye, Haley
Pengu the Penguin Opens the Door
ALT: Pengu the Penguin Opens the Door
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November 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Bye, Haley
*opens up bsky web app*
November 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
*opens up bsky web app*
*opens cupboard*
i have no bread and therefore nothing to live for
i have no bread and therefore nothing to live for
November 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
*opens cupboard*
i have no bread and therefore nothing to live for
i have no bread and therefore nothing to live for
Also regardless of how people spin it, an apology opens the door up for reparations.
It might be an apology he can give, after all.
And there are options for creatively handling the question of reparations, including debt forgiveness, concessionary loans, climate financing and aid (in order of my personal preference).
This is doable and would be both savvy and morally correct.
And there are options for creatively handling the question of reparations, including debt forgiveness, concessionary loans, climate financing and aid (in order of my personal preference).
This is doable and would be both savvy and morally correct.
October 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Also regardless of how people spin it, an apology opens the door up for reparations.
Aboriginal-owned water testing lab opens, showing 'science can thrive' in regions
Aboriginal-owned water testing lab shows 'science can thrive' in regions
Australia's first Indigenous-owned water testing lab opens, empowering more traditional owners to manage their country.
www.abc.net.au
November 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Aboriginal-owned water testing lab opens, showing 'science can thrive' in regions
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Me: *opens up*
November 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.
Me: *opens up*
Me: *opens up*
Amanda Janoo Opens Up Lead in Vermont
https://politicalwire.com/2026/11/02/amanda-janoo-opens-lead-in-vermont-governors-race/?ap=b
https://politicalwire.com/2026/11/02/amanda-janoo-opens-lead-in-vermont-governors-race/?ap=b
Amanda Janoo Opens Up Lead in Vermont
politicalwire.com
November 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Amanda Janoo Opens Up Lead in Vermont
https://politicalwire.com/2026/11/02/amanda-janoo-opens-lead-in-vermont-governors-race/?ap=b
https://politicalwire.com/2026/11/02/amanda-janoo-opens-lead-in-vermont-governors-race/?ap=b
One is a muppet who opens his mouth and talks complete nonsense
The other is Beaker
The other is Beaker
October 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
One is a muppet who opens his mouth and talks complete nonsense
The other is Beaker
The other is Beaker
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Woman Opens Car Trunk to Reveal Many Cute Puppies
ALT: Woman Opens Car Trunk to Reveal Many Cute Puppies
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November 2, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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