This is why I’m cautiously optimistic — in the long run.
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is why I’m cautiously optimistic — in the long run.
Cockroaches Feeling Very Optimistic About Future Of Planet https://theonion.com/cockroaches-feeling-very-optimistic-about-future-of-pla-1819579564/
August 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Cockroaches Feeling Very Optimistic About Future Of Planet https://theonion.com/cockroaches-feeling-very-optimistic-about-future-of-pla-1819579564/
This cartoon feels downright optimistic given what they’re promising. 😞
December 8, 2024 at 2:44 AM
This cartoon feels downright optimistic given what they’re promising. 😞
Idiocracy was *too optimistic* about America
August 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Idiocracy was *too optimistic* about America
i now genuinely consider this movie optimistic
August 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i now genuinely consider this movie optimistic
optimistic about what’s next
March 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
optimistic about what’s next
Black Mirror is starting to look a bit over optimistic
January 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Black Mirror is starting to look a bit over optimistic
Optimistic Researchers Say There Still Time To Head Off Climate Change Before It Starts Killing Rich People theonion.com/optimis...
May 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Optimistic Researchers Say There Still Time To Head Off Climate Change Before It Starts Killing Rich People theonion.com/optimis...
terrified to feel optimistic about anything but god, Zohran really is so good
June 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
terrified to feel optimistic about anything but god, Zohran really is so good
31 years old Luka, but the situation is not very optimistic...😭
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
31 years old Luka, but the situation is not very optimistic...😭
Silver. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
September 23, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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Most optimistic Ukrainian
February 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Most optimistic Ukrainian
NYC polls close in 10 minutes. nauseously optimistic.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
NYC polls close in 10 minutes. nauseously optimistic.
Will Trump be joining them? I’m very optimistic this morning.
July 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Will Trump be joining them? I’m very optimistic this morning.
The billionaires are optimistic you guys
December 5, 2024 at 4:23 AM
The billionaires are optimistic you guys
I’m very optimistic about the AI future.
March 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I’m very optimistic about the AI future.
Again, Idiocracy was a movie with too optimistic a vision of the future.
Trump: "At one year, you should have 5 separate visits for vaccines rather than getting them all in the same day. I've seen proof of where they have a vaccination thing that looks like the size of a bottle of soda and pour it into a little child's body."
August 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Again, Idiocracy was a movie with too optimistic a vision of the future.
Idiocracy was wildly optimistic .
March 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Idiocracy was wildly optimistic .
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but if you are feeling optimistic about this year, you're not terribly bright.
January 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but if you are feeling optimistic about this year, you're not terribly bright.
“Happy New Year!” seems awfully optimistic.
December 27, 2024 at 3:16 PM
“Happy New Year!” seems awfully optimistic.
I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way
March 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way
Call me cautious, but I’m not optimistic about a war run by a reality TV show Commander-in-Chief and his TV talk show chatterbox Secretary of Defense.
June 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Call me cautious, but I’m not optimistic about a war run by a reality TV show Commander-in-Chief and his TV talk show chatterbox Secretary of Defense.
We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic