welcome to orbit bitch
June 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
welcome to orbit bitch
New mural in my neighborhood sending me into orbit 💀
August 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
New mural in my neighborhood sending me into orbit 💀
New documents reveal the breadth of Jeffrey Epstein’s orbit - POLITICO
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
New documents reveal the breadth of Jeffrey Epstein’s orbit - POLITICO
Man...he literally nuked them from orbit. Thank God some people still remember their duty.
AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.
February 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Man...he literally nuked them from orbit. Thank God some people still remember their duty.
I hope they nuke this demonic horseshit from orbit
I spoke to a tech activist attorney representing the parents of a teen who died by suicide, allegedly after receiving instructions on hanging himself from ChatGPT, in the first wrongful death suit against OpenAI. She believes we’re seeing a shift in public opinion on AI and can expect more suits.
ChatGPT Lawsuit Over Teen's Suicide Could Lead to Big Tech Reckoning
First wrongful death lawsuit against OpenAI alleges that ChatGPT advised a 16-year-old on how to hang himself, and may trigger more complaints.
www.rollingstone.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I hope they nuke this demonic horseshit from orbit
New documents reveal the breadth of Jeffrey Epstein’s orbit - POLITICO
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
New documents reveal the breadth of Jeffrey Epstein’s orbit - POLITICO
fucking obliterated from orbit by this guy on okcupid
June 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
fucking obliterated from orbit by this guy on okcupid
nuked from orbit
April 21, 2026 at 4:21 AM
nuked from orbit
Earth and the Moon.
As seen from Mercury orbit.
As seen from Mercury orbit.
November 26, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Earth and the Moon.
As seen from Mercury orbit.
As seen from Mercury orbit.
So weird that everyone in Trump’s orbit went to the island.
September 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So weird that everyone in Trump’s orbit went to the island.
Someone tell DOGE that a big waste of money is sending rockets into orbit that are so poorly engineered they explode.
Just sayin' . . .
Just sayin' . . .
January 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Someone tell DOGE that a big waste of money is sending rockets into orbit that are so poorly engineered they explode.
Just sayin' . . .
Just sayin' . . .
Earth’s Successful Completion Of Orbit Around Sun Inspires Woman To Reflect On Eating Habits https://theonion.com/earth-s-successful-completion-of-orbit-around-sun-inspi-1821678616/
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Earth’s Successful Completion Of Orbit Around Sun Inspires Woman To Reflect On Eating Habits https://theonion.com/earth-s-successful-completion-of-orbit-around-sun-inspi-1821678616/
"Eccentric orbit"
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"Eccentric orbit"
orbit 💫 - daily #458
November 5, 2024 at 11:23 PM
orbit 💫 - daily #458
Sora should be nuked from orbit.
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Sora should be nuked from orbit.
BlueSky has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now and announce private accounts and just nuke Twitter from orbit
October 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
BlueSky has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now and announce private accounts and just nuke Twitter from orbit
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
Ms. Rachel:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
BREAKING: Artemis II has lift-off and has reached orbit. nbcnews.app.link/KbL7XEKxZ1b
April 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
BREAKING: Artemis II has lift-off and has reached orbit. nbcnews.app.link/KbL7XEKxZ1b