You know who could’ve gotten the Onion Bowl in New Orleans done in 10 minutes?
November 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
You know who could’ve gotten the Onion Bowl in New Orleans done in 10 minutes?
Compassionate conservatism blew up Baghdad and drowned New Orleans. It can fuck all the way off.
November 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Compassionate conservatism blew up Baghdad and drowned New Orleans. It can fuck all the way off.
So the guys who sell bowl games ushered us to what we thought was a pretty good fit: The New Orleans Bowl.
I love New Orleans. I love having crawfish out of the back of a pickup truck at 3 a.m. The game would've been in the Superdome two days before Christmas. Good fit! Right? Right???
I love New Orleans. I love having crawfish out of the back of a pickup truck at 3 a.m. The game would've been in the Superdome two days before Christmas. Good fit! Right? Right???
November 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
So the guys who sell bowl games ushered us to what we thought was a pretty good fit: The New Orleans Bowl.
I love New Orleans. I love having crawfish out of the back of a pickup truck at 3 a.m. The game would've been in the Superdome two days before Christmas. Good fit! Right? Right???
I love New Orleans. I love having crawfish out of the back of a pickup truck at 3 a.m. The game would've been in the Superdome two days before Christmas. Good fit! Right? Right???
Reflected landmark, Decatur street, New Orleans
November 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Reflected landmark, Decatur street, New Orleans
„New Orleans, Wiege des Jazz“
November 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
„New Orleans, Wiege des Jazz“
Apparently that can only happen in New Orleans
Tulane just lost to Jackson State after calling a timeout with none left. Chris Webber somewhere sheds a tear.
November 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Apparently that can only happen in New Orleans
I want that map to look like a smurf bathroom after a night out eating in New Orleans.
November 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I want that map to look like a smurf bathroom after a night out eating in New Orleans.
Anything goes in New Orleans.
November 4, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Anything goes in New Orleans.
The Onion nearly got the New Orleans Bowl sponsorship. Interesting thread here.
Some VERY big, fun news:
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
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November 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The Onion nearly got the New Orleans Bowl sponsorship. Interesting thread here.
if you are in line with your mules in orleans stay in line
8 points is much closer than it should have been for mikey, although with the amount of votes outstanding in EBR and NOLA I am feeling increasingly confident in my "Davis gets within at least 5" prediction
as a reminder bossier was trump+35 (also is literally where mike lives) and natchitoches was trump+22
November 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
if you are in line with your mules in orleans stay in line
Me to Orleans Parish right now 
November 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Me to Orleans Parish right now 
Witching hour, Dumaine street, New Orleans
November 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Witching hour, Dumaine street, New Orleans
new orleans def has the prettiest "i voted" stickers
Got this free sticker, just had to press a bunch of buttons
November 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
new orleans def has the prettiest "i voted" stickers
@fancydf3.bsky.social Takeover in New Orleans for Halloween.. Fun pic with @thickliftinglil.bsky.social
November 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
@fancydf3.bsky.social Takeover in New Orleans for Halloween.. Fun pic with @thickliftinglil.bsky.social
Had so much fun at the New Orleans Endless Night Vampire Ball on Halloween night!!!
📸: @whiskeyshotz.bsky.social
📸: @whiskeyshotz.bsky.social
November 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Had so much fun at the New Orleans Endless Night Vampire Ball on Halloween night!!!
📸: @whiskeyshotz.bsky.social
📸: @whiskeyshotz.bsky.social
No reason why New Orleans and Jackson couldn’t have been treated like Youngstown and Scranton this whole time.
November 4, 2026 at 11:05 AM
No reason why New Orleans and Jackson couldn’t have been treated like Youngstown and Scranton this whole time.
Then the folks who run the New Orleans Bowl, a commission that includes representatives of the city and state of Louisiana, found out our plans to highlight our mascot:
The Sickos Guy.
The Sickos Guy.
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
static.klipy.com
November 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Then the folks who run the New Orleans Bowl, a commission that includes representatives of the city and state of Louisiana, found out our plans to highlight our mascot:
The Sickos Guy.
The Sickos Guy.
Moon setting over the Crescent City Connection, long lens view from Chalmette, New Orleans
November 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Moon setting over the Crescent City Connection, long lens view from Chalmette, New Orleans
Margaret Shitzsinger
Mother
Louisiana, Orleans, Death Records and Certificates, 1835-1954
Mother
Louisiana, Orleans, Death Records and Certificates, 1835-1954
November 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Margaret Shitzsinger
Mother
Louisiana, Orleans, Death Records and Certificates, 1835-1954
Mother
Louisiana, Orleans, Death Records and Certificates, 1835-1954
Realizing no one remembers the 1993 Final Four was in New Orleans.
November 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Realizing no one remembers the 1993 Final Four was in New Orleans.
@fancydf3.bsky.social Takeover in New Orleans for Halloween.. Fun pic with @thickliftinglil.bsky.social
November 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
@fancydf3.bsky.social Takeover in New Orleans for Halloween.. Fun pic with @thickliftinglil.bsky.social
@doitjewett.bsky.social in New Orleans.
November 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
@doitjewett.bsky.social in New Orleans.