You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
Every photo I see out of the White House looks like a Gatsby remake 
September 28, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Every photo I see out of the White House looks like a Gatsby remake 
The Pentagon is hanging the White House out to dry.
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March 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The Pentagon is hanging the White House out to dry.
www.cnn.com/world/live-n...
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pro-USAID demonstrators are roughly escorted out of a House hearing
February 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
pro-USAID demonstrators are roughly escorted out of a House hearing
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House
wtaf
wtaf
September 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House
wtaf
wtaf
Congressman Al Green has just been escorted out of the House.
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Congressman Al Green has just been escorted out of the House.
It turns out it’s always veep and never house of cards
March 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It turns out it’s always veep and never house of cards
House prices are out of control.
August 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
House prices are out of control.
Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.
Epstein Shutdown.
Epstein Shutdown.
October 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.
Epstein Shutdown.
Epstein Shutdown.
White House IT Guy Sends Out Reminder Memo About Child Porn https://theonion.com/white-house-it-guy-sends-out-reminder-memo-about-child-porn/
March 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
White House IT Guy Sends Out Reminder Memo About Child Porn https://theonion.com/white-house-it-guy-sends-out-reminder-memo-about-child-porn/
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.
I never made it out of the House.
I never made it out of the House.
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.
I never made it out of the House.
I never made it out of the House.
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International
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March 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International
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Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International https://theonion.com/trump-pulls-u-s-out-of-house-hunters-international/
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International https://theonion.com/trump-pulls-u-s-out-of-house-hunters-international/
“Get the fuck out of my house.”
September 20, 2024 at 3:50 PM
“Get the fuck out of my house.”
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
March 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Sex offenders in our White House appointing sex offenders as Attorney General should NEVER be normalized.
Never stop calling this out.
Never stop calling this out.
November 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Sex offenders in our White House appointing sex offenders as Attorney General should NEVER be normalized.
Never stop calling this out.
Never stop calling this out.
Time for the House to vote out this asshole!
April 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Time for the House to vote out this asshole!
The White House should not be acting as a news publication.
The White House Now Has Its Own News Website—And People Are Calling It Out For What It Is
Totally Orwellian.
www.comicsands.com
May 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The White House should not be acting as a news publication.
New look at Luz and Amity in the Owl House novel.
Out this Tuesday.
Out this Tuesday.
September 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
New look at Luz and Amity in the Owl House novel.
Out this Tuesday.
Out this Tuesday.
um then it's not abandoned ? get out of his house
February 3, 2024 at 3:00 PM
um then it's not abandoned ? get out of his house