#OutOfContextDnD
#OutOfContextDnD:
“You guys are terrible at hiding bodies.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
"I COULD say 'non-lethally,' but that would be out of character."

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November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Monk: I give the swashbucklers stripper g-string to the stalker succubus.
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September 3, 2023 at 3:24 AM
"wait... why is ted cruz the size of a gnome..?" #outofcontextdnd
December 28, 2023 at 12:44 AM
"I have to think in order to not think."

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August 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
'Do ALL of the carnivals have a twink?!' #outofcontextdnd
September 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Episode 72 of Malt and Magic Campaign 2 now available on demand on #youtube and your #podcast platform of choice. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #roleplay #adultlanguage #outofcontextdnd
November 29, 2024 at 6:23 PM
'They smell evil'.
'I don't want to go to evil BINGO'
#HeroesOfDellan #OutOfContextDnD
February 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"No, you see, it is IMPERATIVE to our plans that we spank this horse."

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March 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
"Und was machst du?"
"Ich denke nach!"
"Vielleicht solltest du das ankündigen..."

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July 13, 2024 at 8:44 PM
DnD party role-playing delivering a baby:
"Can I cast Compel Duel on the baby to make it come out?"
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December 5, 2024 at 1:27 AM
*cocks sword* Shame.
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December 5, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Today's #outofcontextdnd:

"Well, the worst-case scenario is that the sun gets consumed."

"Which, let's be clear, *is* pretty bad."
May 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
outofcontextdnd: “You do a perception check… (rolls die)… but you critical fail! You accidentally stare...
November 22, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Ok, so we pushed the rolling ball onto the hole that the guards fell into, and that one guy is a bit taller so you can hear him slightly squished by it....As they burn from the fire you poured on them.
...So we're making guard smash burgers?

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August 17, 2023 at 2:27 AM
No, see the lady's body is in the baby pack on my back like a marionette. A scarionette, if you will.
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July 21, 2023 at 4:45 AM
LITERALLY NOT KIDDING. I DREW IT TOO.

WE GOT ASH BABIED.

WE FUCKIN BLEW UP!!!!!!!

[ #meme #DND #OCs #OutOfContextDND ]
January 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Thinking about DND and how my PC Ember died last session with our party paladin, Admaris.
We are spirits rn. Her spirit kind of looks like her but off and Admaris is a Caribou and while our other party member were lamenting our loss, we were like:

[ #DND #Comic #OCs #OutOfContextDND ]
January 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Photo: geekgirlsmash: outofcontextdnd: I accidently blogged this to the wrong blog sorry There is no such... http://t.co/mCWHIPO3Yj
August 12, 2014 at 1:35 AM
outofcontextdnd: This salad is a metaphor for the decline of man -Druid  <a href="http://tmblr.co/ZvjE5x1fnoZ74" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tmblr.co/ZvjE5x1fnoZ74
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This salad is a metaphor for the decline of man -Druid 
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November 8, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Misgendering: Rude, and dangerous - outofcontextdnd: "Do you have any idea what an epic-level Orc barbarian... <a href="http://tmblr.co/ZvjE5x1fyhW2s" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tmblr.co/ZvjE5x1fyhW2s
Misgendering: Rude, and dangerous
"Do you have any idea what an epic-level Orc barbarian who wants to be seen as a delicate flower in a port town can do with a hat pin in a bar fight?" —the DM
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November 8, 2024 at 6:55 PM
“I forgot to turn off the rats!!” - Our beloved DM (via outofcontextdnd) https://tmblr.co/ZvjE5x2d5CTXY
I forgot to turn off the rats!!
Our beloved DM (via outofcontextdnd)
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November 8, 2024 at 4:22 AM
#outofcontextdnd
"STOP MISGENDERING MY WEASEL!!!"
January 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Canonically my earth genasi’s butt is always hanging out because they don’t really GET the need for clothing and our note taker draws events and…

#D&D #outofcontextdnd
April 14, 2024 at 11:37 PM