It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
The explosive diarrhea outbreak began here.
July 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
The explosive diarrhea outbreak began here.
A quick update on the Cyclospora outbreak.
July 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A quick update on the Cyclospora outbreak.
All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted.
In the middle of a hepatitis outbreak, U.S. shutters the one CDC lab that could help
All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted
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April 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted.
We’re def going back to the “roaring 50s” with a nice measles outbreak.
Nice work MAHA n stuff
Nice work MAHA n stuff
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We’re def going back to the “roaring 50s” with a nice measles outbreak.
Nice work MAHA n stuff
Nice work MAHA n stuff
Trump placidly presiding over the largest measles outbreak in 25 years, with no end in sight.
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Measles Surge in Southwest Is Now the Largest Single Outbreak Since 2000
Growing case numbers suggest that national total will surpass that seen during the last large outbreak in 2019.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Trump placidly presiding over the largest measles outbreak in 25 years, with no end in sight.
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Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak.
July 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak.
“An ongoing tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has become the largest in recorded history in the United States”
Kansas tuberculosis outbreak is now America's largest in recorded history
Kansas public health officials say the state's ongoing tuberculosis outbreak is the largest since the CDC started reporting TB cases in the 1950s.
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January 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“An ongoing tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has become the largest in recorded history in the United States”
February 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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May 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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Yes. We are tired of worrying what the next outbreak is going to be.
September 23, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Yes. We are tired of worrying what the next outbreak is going to be.
To put 200 active measles infections in one state in context, the Disneyland measles outbreak a decade ago - which I did some work on in grad school - was 131 total cases in California. That was a notable outbreak. That's an outbreak with its own Wikipedia page. And it's just like this now
'Staring over the edge': South Carolina measles outbreak doubles in a week www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
'Staring over the edge': South Carolina measles outbreak doubles in a week
More than 500 people are in a 21-day quarantine and about 200 are "actively infected." The largest outbreak currently in the U.S. has spread to at least three other states.
www.nbcnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:29 PM
To put 200 active measles infections in one state in context, the Disneyland measles outbreak a decade ago - which I did some work on in grad school - was 131 total cases in California. That was a notable outbreak. That's an outbreak with its own Wikipedia page. And it's just like this now
Uganda has declared the end of Ebola disease outbreak, less than three months after the virus was confirmed.
Robust, coordinated response by the government, supported by WHO and partners, was critical in stopping the outbreak.
Robust, coordinated response by the government, supported by WHO and partners, was critical in stopping the outbreak.
April 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Uganda has declared the end of Ebola disease outbreak, less than three months after the virus was confirmed.
Robust, coordinated response by the government, supported by WHO and partners, was critical in stopping the outbreak.
Robust, coordinated response by the government, supported by WHO and partners, was critical in stopping the outbreak.
More than 126 cases have been declared in the latest outbreak and 303 people have been quarantined.
Hundreds Quarantined In South Carolina Measles Outbreak—What To Know About Current Cases And Its Spread
More than 126 cases have been declared in the latest outbreak and 303 people have been quarantined.
www.forbes.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
More than 126 cases have been declared in the latest outbreak and 303 people have been quarantined.
"Probably"?!
The United States is suffering from the largest measles outbreak in modern history. Children have died.
And America’s top health official says this about the solution to a horrific and deadly disease outbreak.
The United States is suffering from the largest measles outbreak in modern history. Children have died.
And America’s top health official says this about the solution to a horrific and deadly disease outbreak.
May 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"Probably"?!
The United States is suffering from the largest measles outbreak in modern history. Children have died.
And America’s top health official says this about the solution to a horrific and deadly disease outbreak.
The United States is suffering from the largest measles outbreak in modern history. Children have died.
And America’s top health official says this about the solution to a horrific and deadly disease outbreak.
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
they’re recalling grapes now. big wrath outbreak
September 24, 2026 at 5:49 AM
they’re recalling grapes now. big wrath outbreak
In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign
one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
November 13, 2024 at 1:30 PM
one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
July 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
The spread of measles in the Southwest now constitutes the largest single outbreak since the U.S. declared the disease eliminated in 2000, federal scientists told state officials in a meeting on Monday.
Measles Surge in Southwest Is Now the Largest Single Outbreak Since 2000
Growing case numbers suggest that national total will surpass that seen during the last large outbreak in 2019.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The spread of measles in the Southwest now constitutes the largest single outbreak since the U.S. declared the disease eliminated in 2000, federal scientists told state officials in a meeting on Monday.
A roman fire outbreak at a Tesla dealership in Las Vegas. #TeslaTakeDown
March 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A roman fire outbreak at a Tesla dealership in Las Vegas. #TeslaTakeDown
Trump has gagged the CDC, but not me. So I'm sharing this. www.cjonline.com/story/news/p...
Kansas tuberculosis outbreak is now America's largest in recorded history
Kansas public health officials say the state's ongoing tuberculosis outbreak is the largest since the CDC started reporting TB cases in the 1950s.
www.cjonline.com
January 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trump has gagged the CDC, but not me. So I'm sharing this. www.cjonline.com/story/news/p...