Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
microsoft saw this and globally crashed outlook
i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
microsoft saw this and globally crashed outlook
learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
April 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM
learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit
Outlook Express
September 11, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Outlook Express
Microsoft roadmap:
-fire everyone
-hit outlook servers with a stick
-make a system file on your laptop grow to 500GB after updating
-hit outlook servers with a metal pipe
-fire everyone
-hit outlook servers with a stick
-make a system file on your laptop grow to 500GB after updating
-hit outlook servers with a metal pipe
July 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Microsoft roadmap:
-fire everyone
-hit outlook servers with a stick
-make a system file on your laptop grow to 500GB after updating
-hit outlook servers with a metal pipe
-fire everyone
-hit outlook servers with a stick
-make a system file on your laptop grow to 500GB after updating
-hit outlook servers with a metal pipe
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
I forgot about Outlook (new) and Outlook (classic)
January 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I forgot about Outlook (new) and Outlook (classic)
i'm so sorry we've sent these souls to the moon and they're using outlook?
April 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
i'm so sorry we've sent these souls to the moon and they're using outlook?
MORGAN STANLEY raises inflation outlook:
September 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
MORGAN STANLEY raises inflation outlook:
That's absolutely classic outlook
April 2, 2026 at 10:48 AM
That's absolutely classic outlook
Me: I would like to find an email that was sent to me
Outlook:
Outlook:
August 17, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Me: I would like to find an email that was sent to me
Outlook:
Outlook:
August 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Good morning super, super early birds!
Today’s outlook: hopeful!
Today’s outlook: hopeful!
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Good morning super, super early birds!
Today’s outlook: hopeful!
Today’s outlook: hopeful!
Will RFK, Jr. turn out to be America’s Most Successful Serial Killer?
MAGIC EIGHTBALL: “Outlook good.”
MAGIC EIGHTBALL: “Outlook good.”
August 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Will RFK, Jr. turn out to be America’s Most Successful Serial Killer?
MAGIC EIGHTBALL: “Outlook good.”
MAGIC EIGHTBALL: “Outlook good.”
Ja outlook, jeg ville booke møterom i Kasakhstan
September 25, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Ja outlook, jeg ville booke møterom i Kasakhstan