#Oxycodone
I don't "want oxycodone". I "want the pain to stop".
December 1, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Oxycodone
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
oxycodone tastes so good wow 🍒
February 22, 2026 at 5:59 AM
i think that Hegseth should have unlimited access to the model which convinces you to kill yourself, white house doctor oxycodone, and military-grads firearms
February 28, 2026 at 5:18 AM
It took me a year to chase down the zombie fact that oxycodone is 16 times more powerful than morphine That went everywhere.

It’s not (oxycodone is 1.5 times stronger than morphine, meaning you need 20mg of oxycodone to equal 30mg of morphine)

Christian Science Monitor editorial was the origin.
Since the historians here are all talking about citations and going to extremes trying to verify something, here's one of my stories about chasing down a claim my predecessor at Princeton once made and discovering it was basically a fabrication.
I did this at a smaller scale working on a chapter for an edited collection on the 1952 election.

The common line was that Republicans campaigned on a “formula” for victory — K1C2 (numbers in superscript) that stood for “Korea, communism and corruption”

I’d seen & heard this my whole career. Nope
May 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Thankful for Oxycodone
September 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Parker Posey’s performance brought to you by Chardonnay and oxycodone
March 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I ran out of oxycodone last night, so that was sad.
September 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Blue pill?

• Viagra: the “little blue pill” you know 😉
• Adderall: focus booster, ADHD med, college hustle drug
• Valium: chill-out pill for anxiety
• Zoloft: antidepressant staple
• Ambien: sleep on demand
• Oxycodone: opioid painkiller with a dark reputation
September 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey siri us dollar to oxycodone exchange rate
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
oxycodone ✌️
Anyway if I don’t come home from surgery with some kind of opioid tomorrow, y’all may see my face on the news for being the first person in history to have exploded a million times in a row
September 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Earth(benadryl)Air(xanax)Water(nitrous oxide)Fire(crystal)Spirit(oxycodone)Space(cocaine)
April 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
(through gritted teeth) my heating pad works just as well as oxycodone my heating pad works just as well as oxycodone my heating pad works just as well as oxycodone 😀
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I don't even want oxycodone! That's just all you're offering!
December 1, 2024 at 6:51 PM
tgirl sober (no alcohol/drugs besides oxycodone)
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
damn this oxycodone shit kinda fire.,,
September 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
TMZ reports Hayden Panettiere took a pill believed to be oxycodone that was laced with fentanyl on the morning of her death.

The DEA is reportedly investigating the dealer who allegedly supplied the drugs.
September 14, 2026 at 11:19 AM
2008 Patch Adams put some googly eyes on my hemorrhoid and wrote me a prescription for 250 oxycodone
May 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It’s so important to have a plan for election night. For example, left over from back surgery last year, I have one (1) muscle relaxer and three (3) oxycodone pills remaining
November 5, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Oxycodone is metabolized entirely by a liver pathway (CYP450 2D6) that some 35% of the population has a genetic variant in that makes them process the drug faster or slower than genetic baseline. The drug Purdue mishandled was OxyContin: a time-release version of oxycodone that was formulated--
September 14, 2023 at 6:45 AM
D.C. Pharmacists Warn Ketamine and Oxycodone Will Be Increasingly Hard to Find for at Least Four More Years

Read more: patreon.com/wutf
February 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Even oxycodone can't take the edge off my sparkling personality.
November 30, 2024 at 9:04 AM
But they gave me morphine an hour ago and Oxycodone just now, so things are looking up.
June 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
An Oxymoron is someone who killed a ton of brain cells with an overdose of Oxycodone.
September 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM