Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
People will remember:
-An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron.
oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
People will remember:
-An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron.
oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron
September 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
People will remember:
-An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron.
oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
People will remember:
-An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron.
oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron
February 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i don't care if jd vance eats paint chips or oxys, he's not getting to the white house
The National Republican Candidate “Saying the Hard-R N-Word” Clock is at two minutes to midnight
September 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
i don't care if jd vance eats paint chips or oxys, he's not getting to the white house
In the most midwest moment in history, a woman in the hospital room next to my mom was arrested for smuggling oxys into the ICU.
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In the most midwest moment in history, a woman in the hospital room next to my mom was arrested for smuggling oxys into the ICU.
It’s weird how you can gamble everywhere now like when they were giving out oxys for a toothache
April 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM
It’s weird how you can gamble everywhere now like when they were giving out oxys for a toothache
Ohio Sober is when you quit taking percs and oxys to get high and only do Kratom
August 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Ohio Sober is when you quit taking percs and oxys to get high and only do Kratom
not even oxys. that’s the real burn.
February 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
not even oxys. that’s the real burn.
Wife, a Vikes fan and a cold assassin: Do you think Favre took a dive because Strahan promised to get him some oxys
January 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Wife, a Vikes fan and a cold assassin: Do you think Favre took a dive because Strahan promised to get him some oxys
yesterday i made the grave mistake of buying one of those jars of peanut butter filled pretzels. they should be kept in time release safes behind the counter like oxys.
August 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
yesterday i made the grave mistake of buying one of those jars of peanut butter filled pretzels. they should be kept in time release safes behind the counter like oxys.
T shirt that says i overdosed on oxys & got raped in fayetteville arkansas
April 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
T shirt that says i overdosed on oxys & got raped in fayetteville arkansas
I saw someone unironically suggest JD Vance is only having a strong reaction about our Venezuelan murder adventure because of his mother’s addiction issues and man he really just has somehow made everyone forget that she was by her own admission just swiping Oxys from her job
September 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I saw someone unironically suggest JD Vance is only having a strong reaction about our Venezuelan murder adventure because of his mother’s addiction issues and man he really just has somehow made everyone forget that she was by her own admission just swiping Oxys from her job
swallowing oxys like altoids, only thing I regret is that I’m still fucking alive
September 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
swallowing oxys like altoids, only thing I regret is that I’m still fucking alive
Eines der Lieblingsbilder des Oxys. Ein spontanes Shooting mit dem Eigentümer vor genau einem Jahr.
#shooting #throwback #fetish
#shooting #throwback #fetish
March 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Eines der Lieblingsbilder des Oxys. Ein spontanes Shooting mit dem Eigentümer vor genau einem Jahr.
#shooting #throwback #fetish
#shooting #throwback #fetish
Penalty. Still one of Oxys favs.
December 8, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Penalty. Still one of Oxys favs.
JD chasing a father figure all his life only to end up right back at the equivalent of being pressured into buying Oxys for one of his mom’s boyfriends
June 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
JD chasing a father figure all his life only to end up right back at the equivalent of being pressured into buying Oxys for one of his mom’s boyfriends
Ihr wolltet doch öfter Po Content? 😏 Ist das noch aktuell?
Heute ist #poxymittwoch
Somit und eindeutig: Voila der Po des Oxys. In den Händen des Eigentümers @subseeker.bsky.social
Heute ist #poxymittwoch
Somit und eindeutig: Voila der Po des Oxys. In den Händen des Eigentümers @subseeker.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ihr wolltet doch öfter Po Content? 😏 Ist das noch aktuell?
Heute ist #poxymittwoch
Somit und eindeutig: Voila der Po des Oxys. In den Händen des Eigentümers @subseeker.bsky.social
Heute ist #poxymittwoch
Somit und eindeutig: Voila der Po des Oxys. In den Händen des Eigentümers @subseeker.bsky.social
If they made a modern day remake of the Waltons, everyone would be on meth or oxys.
February 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If they made a modern day remake of the Waltons, everyone would be on meth or oxys.
"Oxymoron" is derived from the Greek words "oxys," meaning "sharp," and "moronos," meaning "dull" or "stupid”.
The word “oxymoron” is an oxymoron.
The word “oxymoron” is an oxymoron.
February 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Oxymoron" is derived from the Greek words "oxys," meaning "sharp," and "moronos," meaning "dull" or "stupid”.
The word “oxymoron” is an oxymoron.
The word “oxymoron” is an oxymoron.
didn't she sell her son for, like, a handful of oxys?
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
Vice President JD Vance’s mother, Beverly Vance Aikins, said Wednesday that she would “probably punch” Democratic Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed if the two ever came face-to-face.
The post JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
didn't she sell her son for, like, a handful of oxys?
while i disagree with this, i will defend her decision to trade her son for a bunch of oxys
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
Vice President JD Vance’s mother, Beverly Vance Aikins, said Wednesday that she would “probably punch” Democratic Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed if the two ever came face-to-face.
The post JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
while i disagree with this, i will defend her decision to trade her son for a bunch of oxys
they're all taking oxys & fent now, tyvm Sacklers & Big Pharm
Are there any damned blue collar tweakers left or has Reagan's sinister project finally come to completion?
May 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
they're all taking oxys & fent now, tyvm Sacklers & Big Pharm
been watching Hulu cartoons like it’s my job, but now I have run out of oxys, so hi, and I hope you guys are having an adequate Saturday
(it is Saturday, right?)
(it is Saturday, right?)
August 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
been watching Hulu cartoons like it’s my job, but now I have run out of oxys, so hi, and I hope you guys are having an adequate Saturday
(it is Saturday, right?)
(it is Saturday, right?)