Pack your parachute yourself, Marco
Trump: "We're gonna some day drop Marco off in the middle of Cuba. On the way back from Iran, we're gonna have one of those big beautiful aircraft carriers drop him off."
September 22, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Pack your parachute yourself, Marco
Everyone is happy with their parachute until they need it to open.
Hm that’s one way to put it NPR
December 6, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Everyone is happy with their parachute until they need it to open.
My cousin wore parachute pants but still fell to his death. Parachute pants are a lie.
January 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My cousin wore parachute pants but still fell to his death. Parachute pants are a lie.
😱Kat Wishes She Had A Parachute🪂
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
😱Kat Wishes She Had A Parachute🪂
En guise de représailles, Dubaï parachute 3000 influenceurs sur Téhéran https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/03/03/en-guise-de-represailles-dubai-parachute-3000-influenceurs-sur-teheran/
En guise de représailles, Dubaï parachute 3000 influenceurs sur Téhéran
Toute l'information selon des sources contradictoires.
www.legorafi.fr
March 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
En guise de représailles, Dubaï parachute 3000 influenceurs sur Téhéran https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/03/03/en-guise-de-represailles-dubai-parachute-3000-influenceurs-sur-teheran/
for sale: baby parachute, never opened
November 14, 2023 at 8:56 PM
for sale: baby parachute, never opened
Collared Parachute for #StickOfTheWeek … and what a stick it is. #FungiFriends
June 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Collared Parachute for #StickOfTheWeek … and what a stick it is. #FungiFriends
Marasmius hudsonii- Holly Parachute 🍄📷 #FungiFriends
November 20, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Marasmius hudsonii- Holly Parachute 🍄📷 #FungiFriends
Falling without a parachute? Kinda dangerous ain’t it?
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Falling without a parachute? Kinda dangerous ain’t it?
September 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“A mind is like a parachute.
It doesn’t work if it is not open.”
— Frank Zappa
It doesn’t work if it is not open.”
— Frank Zappa
April 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“A mind is like a parachute.
It doesn’t work if it is not open.”
— Frank Zappa
It doesn’t work if it is not open.”
— Frank Zappa
Parachute.
@tommillers.bsky.social by me.
@tommillers.bsky.social by me.
July 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Parachute.
@tommillers.bsky.social by me.
@tommillers.bsky.social by me.
September 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
they have got to stop labeling that button "FREE PARACHUTE RIDE." how could you not? it's free
JUST IN: F-35 fighter jet crashes at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska. The pilot survived
January 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
they have got to stop labeling that button "FREE PARACHUTE RIDE." how could you not? it's free
Trump's Golden Parachute anntelnaes.substack.com/p/trumps-gol...
August 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Trump's Golden Parachute anntelnaes.substack.com/p/trumps-gol...
did each beaver get his own parachute please. how brave were they. i bet really brave
They re-enacted Red Dawn and seized control of the state government
April 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
did each beaver get his own parachute please. how brave were they. i bet really brave
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
October 22, 2024 at 4:07 AM
parachute physics tech demo
August 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
parachute physics tech demo
when all you have is a Hammer every problem looks like parachute pants
August 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
when all you have is a Hammer every problem looks like parachute pants
no golden parachute for you, fucker
Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav's payday tied to the company's pending merger with Paramount was rejected by an eye-opening 82% of shareholders.
David Zaslav Merger Payout Approved By Just 17% Of WBD Shareholders
Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav's payday tied to the company's pending merger with Paramount was rejected by an eye-opening 82% of shareholders.
bit.ly
April 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
no golden parachute for you, fucker
Lots of teams contributing to different parts of the Artemis II mission. Here the parachute team ⬇️
A good friend of mine works at NASA, and has spent the last TEN years of his life working on the Orion CPAS (Capsule Parachute Assembly System), testing it in the deserts of Arizona.
Ten years of design & testing. For this moment.
Science is so good, y'all.
Ten years of design & testing. For this moment.
Science is so good, y'all.
April 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Lots of teams contributing to different parts of the Artemis II mission. Here the parachute team ⬇️
Uh Oh
*shuffles in parachute pants*
*shuffles in parachute pants*
February 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Uh Oh
*shuffles in parachute pants*
*shuffles in parachute pants*