October 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
December 4, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Computer: enter password
Me: Fortnight
Computer: password is two week
Me: Fortnight
Computer: password is two week
October 10, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Computer: enter password
Me: Fortnight
Computer: password is two week
Me: Fortnight
Computer: password is two week
Pete Hegseth’s password is “password.”
March 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Pete Hegseth’s password is “password.”
I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD
October 17, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD
Enter saved password
*Invalid password*
Enter saved password
*Invalid password*
Click Forgot password
Enter saved password
*New password must be different than old password*
*Invalid password*
Enter saved password
*Invalid password*
Click Forgot password
Enter saved password
*New password must be different than old password*
April 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Enter saved password
*Invalid password*
Enter saved password
*Invalid password*
Click Forgot password
Enter saved password
*New password must be different than old password*
*Invalid password*
Enter saved password
*Invalid password*
Click Forgot password
Enter saved password
*New password must be different than old password*
Things that no longer interest me:
1. Learning a new password
2. Resetting a password
3. Being told my new password is too similar to my old password
1. Learning a new password
2. Resetting a password
3. Being told my new password is too similar to my old password
June 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Things that no longer interest me:
1. Learning a new password
2. Resetting a password
3. Being told my new password is too similar to my old password
1. Learning a new password
2. Resetting a password
3. Being told my new password is too similar to my old password
someone please change @schumer.senate.gov's bluesky password. i'm begging you
February 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
someone please change @schumer.senate.gov's bluesky password. i'm begging you
Free password idea: aJyaVZf4GVDA
March 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Free password idea: aJyaVZf4GVDA
"remember this login" site does not remember, enter password "incorrect password" click forgot password "enter new password" type password "cannot use previous password"
May 27, 2026 at 2:36 PM
"remember this login" site does not remember, enter password "incorrect password" click forgot password "enter new password" type password "cannot use previous password"
password fields that do not have a 'show password' option are a serious accessibility issue tbh
My similar complaint is why do password digits instantly turn to a * or • while typing as i log into anything anywhere on my little tiny cellphone keyboard? No one is looking over my shoulder! But i typo cuz i can’t see it!
September 19, 2024 at 12:16 AM
password fields that do not have a 'show password' option are a serious accessibility issue tbh
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March 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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We're living in a world where the guy who uses "password" as his password is given command over the entire military
March 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We're living in a world where the guy who uses "password" as his password is given command over the entire military
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
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p.s. this week I am on a USA/Canada tour with my new book. Details and preorder links at tomgauld.com
September 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
p.s. this week I am on a USA/Canada tour with my new book. Details and preorder links at tomgauld.com
p.s. this week I am on a USA/Canada tour with my new book. Details and preorder links at tomgauld.com
i remembered the password lol
November 21, 2024 at 9:29 PM
i remembered the password lol
computer: enter new password
me: eek_eek
computer: error—password is two eek
me: eek_eek
computer: error—password is two eek
December 13, 2024 at 4:09 AM
computer: enter new password
me: eek_eek
computer: error—password is two eek
me: eek_eek
computer: error—password is two eek
The password is... ethnic cleansing
February 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The password is... ethnic cleansing
Computer: create a password
Me: [types HalfaMonth]
Computer: Password two week
Me: [types HalfaMonth]
Computer: Password two week
January 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Computer: create a password
Me: [types HalfaMonth]
Computer: Password two week
Me: [types HalfaMonth]
Computer: Password two week
'your password is about to expire'
litttterally it's not, you're doing this TO the password
password strong, password fine, leave password alone
litttterally it's not, you're doing this TO the password
password strong, password fine, leave password alone
July 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
'your password is about to expire'
litttterally it's not, you're doing this TO the password
password strong, password fine, leave password alone
litttterally it's not, you're doing this TO the password
password strong, password fine, leave password alone
“it’s 2025, surely nobody could still be using ‘password’ as their password”
the louvre: hold our baguette
the louvre: hold our baguette
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“it’s 2025, surely nobody could still be using ‘password’ as their password”
the louvre: hold our baguette
the louvre: hold our baguette
**Five seconds after creating a new password
-Fuck, I forgot my password
-Fuck, I forgot my password
March 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
**Five seconds after creating a new password
-Fuck, I forgot my password
-Fuck, I forgot my password