#PASTEM
(Yes, PastEm left a “[insert definition of parasociality]” note in her draft, cos fuck her)
March 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Apparition.

Pastel and chalk, based on a photo by @Becky_V_ on Instagram.

#pasteldrawings #pastelportraits #portraitdrawings #procreatedrawing #pastelartist #portraitartists
January 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
eu tô com muito nojo

ele fala com a cara mais lavada do mundo como se fosse normal dar esperanças pra alguém, terminar pq ela ia viajar pra ver a família, duas semanas depois viajar pra comer uma "amiga" no aniversário e pastem, menos de um mês depois fazer uma VIAGEM ROMÂNTICA

e acha que tá certo
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Well done PastMand (with able assist from PastEm) for making 3 too many portions of veggie pasta before Xmas and popping them in the freezer for FutureMand who would have no veg to make dinner with after being away for 10 days.
January 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Vem aí no 75 e só minha fanfic importa. E no apartamento do Ferit ☝🏻 que a idosa o feioso pastem bem longe
September 12, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Então parece que a boiada que passou tá indo de volta pro curral. Pois que pastem.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Por favor parem… só isso… parem
Daqui a pouco vai ter sushi do amor, pizza do amor, pastem do amor…
Parem, simplesmente.
July 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Que continuem a luta! A praça é do povo.
As ovelhas que pastem em outro lugar!
March 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh god. That's it.

The reason someone can't back down on this, is that we created a Pastem.

A thing that isn't true, but you 'wouldn't put it past em'.

The hexagon flipchart isn't part of this person's identity. But the belief that some arsehole seriously drew it? That is. Because that's likely.
March 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
It’s a nice festive “Pastem”.
December 27, 2024 at 9:38 AM
I’m afraid that’s just a very funny Pastem.
February 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Odrobaczona. I jeszcze na vyjšciu dostała takom pastem na robaki. Może po szczepieniu tak reaguje? A może zestresovana jeszcze? Jutro Vet! Bo Olera ja mam stresa!
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A definitive Pastem, this one, then perhaps. (Something that’s not necessarily true, and you don’t know where it originated, but which enters the collective brain and is stored as a useful shorthand to use in arguments in future because you “wouldn’t put it past ‘em…”)
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
10. Sociální sítě a kontroverzní témata

Online komunikace má svá specifika, která často zesilují polarizaci. Podíváme se na rozdíly mezi dialogem online a offline a na to, jak se vyhnout typickým pastem digitální komunikace. #sociálníSítě #dialog
a man in a batman mask is talking to a woman
ALT: a man in a batman mask is talking to a woman
media.tenor.com
April 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Już po #webcomicday? ale zbieram ankietkę-interest check dla zina o moim antycznym blogokomiksie Smocze Przytulisko~ wypełnijta jeśli chceta oberwać blast from the pastem i szerujta innym skamielinom millenialskim ;D

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May 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Jam of the day:
Annabelle Freedman - Blastin’ Pastem

A vibey smooth banger.

open.spotify.com/track/6i2ASb...
Blastin' Pastem
Annabelle Freedman · Blastin' Pastem · Song · 2020
open.spotify.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Factoids that never happened but enter the news cycle as shorthand for someone’s perceived essence, and then become tools for reference (for jokes and arguments) I call “Pastems”. They’re not true but I “wouldn’t put it pastem”. Glad there’s an old version of it.
June 23, 2024 at 8:24 AM
🧵 SÉRIE: Jak komunikovat přes propast názorů

🔟 Sociální sítě a kontroverzní témata

Online komunikace je specifická a často zesiluje polarizaci.
Ve zkratce koukneme na rozdíly mezi dialogem online a offline a jak se vyhnout typickým pastem digitální komunikace.
#sociálníSítě #komunikace
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July 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Vital information found in the loft
March 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Tá, eu acabei de pagar 8,72 em outro pastem em outro graal
Eu definitivamente achei o bug do graal de comer barato
September 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I can’t stand Wallace, and had him down as a wrong ‘un for ages but (and I know this is a “pastem”) if he’d have been Oxbridge, I wonder if this would have reached a resolution like this or just been kicked down the road??
July 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Praha je naprosto v pohodě, když se vyhne turistickým pastem v centru. V nejhorším Dhaba Beas je v Praze asi 10x.
Mnohem horší jsou turistický cíle mimo Prahu. Tam si může vybrat mezi smaženým sýrem a smaženými žampiony. Nebo kuřízek (dle hesla: v tom není maso! Jen kuře!)
June 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Eu faria com paçoquita mas mudaria o branding pra amarelo pastem com fonte descolada e faria toda a construção da imagem como doce cultural feito a mão sem conservante químicos se vc come vc planta uma árvore na Amazônia pra enganar gringo
October 8, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Heteronormatividade em relações homoafetivas
May 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM