F*ck SCOTUS, in perpetuity.
June 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
F*ck SCOTUS, in perpetuity.
Superman doesn’t require 10% of your wages in perpetuity to avoid eternal damnation.
December 27, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Superman doesn’t require 10% of your wages in perpetuity to avoid eternal damnation.
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
September 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028
September 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028
PRIDE in perpetuity! Be proud. Be you!
April 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
PRIDE in perpetuity! Be proud. Be you!
In perpetuity.
September 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
In perpetuity.
pornhub should immediately agree to fully fund Nebula in perpetuity
January 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
pornhub should immediately agree to fully fund Nebula in perpetuity
This one weird trick could save the American people $8 million a day in perpetuity: cancel all government contracts with Elon Musk
February 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This one weird trick could save the American people $8 million a day in perpetuity: cancel all government contracts with Elon Musk
F*ck Nicki Minaj, in perpetuity 🖕🏼
BREAKING: Nicki Minaj says Donald Trump is not only an “amazing role model” but also “handsome and dashing.” Let that sink in.
One of the biggest pop stars on the planet is openly praising a man who has destroyed every standard of decency. She’s completely unhinged and delusional.
One of the biggest pop stars on the planet is openly praising a man who has destroyed every standard of decency. She’s completely unhinged and delusional.
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
F*ck Nicki Minaj, in perpetuity 🖕🏼
Because REPUBLICANS.
Sit down.
You lost any credibility on this issue for perpetuity.
Sit down.
You lost any credibility on this issue for perpetuity.
April 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Because REPUBLICANS.
Sit down.
You lost any credibility on this issue for perpetuity.
Sit down.
You lost any credibility on this issue for perpetuity.
God of perpetuity, back again
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
God of perpetuity, back again
Let's make the Musk doc into the next Rocky Horror: a destination event with scripted audience participation that plays in perpetuity in every college town
September 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Let's make the Musk doc into the next Rocky Horror: a destination event with scripted audience participation that plays in perpetuity in every college town
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The fact that any amount of resources, time, and energy were spent creating this item en masse damns humanity in perpetuity
Gollum: The Lord of Ring 10-Inch Plush is $1 on Woot buff.ly/rfqYtK8 #ad
April 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The fact that any amount of resources, time, and energy were spent creating this item en masse damns humanity in perpetuity
Being a feminist can get you fired; being a sex pest will get you preserved in perpetuity.
September 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Being a feminist can get you fired; being a sex pest will get you preserved in perpetuity.
This post from @rodhilton.com should be recirculated daily in perpetuity.
February 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This post from @rodhilton.com should be recirculated daily in perpetuity.
Walking in perpetuity [OC]
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Walking in perpetuity [OC]
To all the doomers in my replies.
Get ready to fight or serve the oligarchs in perpetuity.
Your choice.
Get ready to fight or serve the oligarchs in perpetuity.
Your choice.
February 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
To all the doomers in my replies.
Get ready to fight or serve the oligarchs in perpetuity.
Your choice.
Get ready to fight or serve the oligarchs in perpetuity.
Your choice.
"Are you okay??"
Me: No, every day is the same day in perpetuity
Me: No, every day is the same day in perpetuity
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Are you okay??"
Me: No, every day is the same day in perpetuity
Me: No, every day is the same day in perpetuity
Does that state therefore have the right to take any measures it deems necessary to maintain a Jewish majority in perpetuity?
April 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Does that state therefore have the right to take any measures it deems necessary to maintain a Jewish majority in perpetuity?
In perpetuity. Sideways.
I'm in a "f**k you to anyone who didn't vote for Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris" kinda mood today.
September 25, 2026 at 10:40 PM
In perpetuity. Sideways.
X is now the 3rd day of Woodstock '99 in perpetuity.
November 28, 2024 at 5:12 PM
X is now the 3rd day of Woodstock '99 in perpetuity.
BREAKING: DISNEY AGREES TO AIR CHANCLETA IN PERPETUITY
September 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
BREAKING: DISNEY AGREES TO AIR CHANCLETA IN PERPETUITY
Scott Jennings: asshole in perpetuity
December 31, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Scott Jennings: asshole in perpetuity
Any company offering a $1T pay package to their CEO is not a serious company and their board should be summarily fired, ridiculed, and banned from a boardroom or corporate officer position in perpetuity. Looking at you, Tesla.
September 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Any company offering a $1T pay package to their CEO is not a serious company and their board should be summarily fired, ridiculed, and banned from a boardroom or corporate officer position in perpetuity. Looking at you, Tesla.