Abortion was phase I, trans healthcare was phase II, birth control is phase III
MURRAY: You called birth control pills 'a disrespect of life.' You also claimed it has 'horrifying health risks.' But there decades of evidence showing it's safe and effective. Should women trust the FDA or you?
CASEY MEANS: Are you aware of what the side effects of what hormonal contraception are?
CASEY MEANS: Are you aware of what the side effects of what hormonal contraception are?
February 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Abortion was phase I, trans healthcare was phase II, birth control is phase III
The 'find out' phase is here.
Jasmine Crockett Has Fiery Warning For 'Broke' Red States: 'We're In The Find Out Phase'
No lies detected 🔥
www.comicsands.com
February 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The 'find out' phase is here.
We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.
February 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.
As David Brooks has said, we’re approaching civil disobedience and national strikes phase of defending our nation.
April 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
As David Brooks has said, we’re approaching civil disobedience and national strikes phase of defending our nation.
We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.
Alan Dershowitz on Epstein & Ghislaine: "There was no sex trafficking ring...They said he’s a pedophile because he had sex with a 16-year-old and a 17-year-old. That would mean he was a pedophile in Florida, but not in England."
He then says Epstein's a "3 or 4" on a scale of 10 for sex offenders.
He then says Epstein's a "3 or 4" on a scale of 10 for sex offenders.
May 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/
phase 1: we need the ballroom
phase 2: late night host must be fired
phase 2: late night host must be fired
First Lady Melania Trump has issued a statement demanding that ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel.
April 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
phase 1: we need the ballroom
phase 2: late night host must be fired
phase 2: late night host must be fired
I don't need a goth phase. I don't need a goth phase. I don't need a goth phase. I don't need a goth phase.
September 23, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I don't need a goth phase. I don't need a goth phase. I don't need a goth phase. I don't need a goth phase.
Finally, phase two.
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Finally, phase two.
Beauty!❤️ Red Fox - Silver color phase.
December 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Beauty!❤️ Red Fox - Silver color phase.
We are now in the “muzzle the intelligent” phase.
January 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
We are now in the “muzzle the intelligent” phase.
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
September 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
We’ve reached the “remove all sharp objects” phase of the Trump presidency.
September 20, 2026 at 2:28 PM
We’ve reached the “remove all sharp objects” phase of the Trump presidency.
We're officially entering the Fuhrerbunker phase of the Trump presidency
September 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
We're officially entering the Fuhrerbunker phase of the Trump presidency
Phase One: Don’t Be Hysterical, There Will Be No Fascism
Phase Two: Actually Calling This Fascism Is Exaggerated
Phase Three: How This Fascism Is The Fault of Liberal Writers Who Don’t Admire Me
Phase Four: Refugee Camp Chieftain Vingo Cuckslayer Will Not Be A Fascist
Phase Two: Actually Calling This Fascism Is Exaggerated
Phase Three: How This Fascism Is The Fault of Liberal Writers Who Don’t Admire Me
Phase Four: Refugee Camp Chieftain Vingo Cuckslayer Will Not Be A Fascist
👇🎯 For years now, there has been an entire class of Pundits whose stock in trade has been contrarian “folks are hysterical & deranged to worry about authoritarianism” takes. Everyone’s wrong a lot of the time. But the sneering condescension & near-total lack of reflection is the tell.
March 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Phase One: Don’t Be Hysterical, There Will Be No Fascism
Phase Two: Actually Calling This Fascism Is Exaggerated
Phase Three: How This Fascism Is The Fault of Liberal Writers Who Don’t Admire Me
Phase Four: Refugee Camp Chieftain Vingo Cuckslayer Will Not Be A Fascist
Phase Two: Actually Calling This Fascism Is Exaggerated
Phase Three: How This Fascism Is The Fault of Liberal Writers Who Don’t Admire Me
Phase Four: Refugee Camp Chieftain Vingo Cuckslayer Will Not Be A Fascist
Zeldalike where the final boss has a separate phase with the mechanics of every dorky little minigame you've played up to that point, reskinned as part of an epic battle for the fate of the world. Fishing minigame phase. Digging minigame phase. Cooking minigame phase. Fashion contest minigame phase.
December 10, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Zeldalike where the final boss has a separate phase with the mechanics of every dorky little minigame you've played up to that point, reskinned as part of an epic battle for the fate of the world. Fishing minigame phase. Digging minigame phase. Cooking minigame phase. Fashion contest minigame phase.
PHASE 1: Float deal
PHASE 2: Hear Iran's terms, which are favorable to Iran, becuase you started this fucking war.
PHASE 3: Bomb Iranian infrastructure in frustration
PHASE 4: Accuse Iran of intransigence because they misunderstood your Munitions of Negotiation
PHASE 2: Hear Iran's terms, which are favorable to Iran, becuase you started this fucking war.
PHASE 3: Bomb Iranian infrastructure in frustration
PHASE 4: Accuse Iran of intransigence because they misunderstood your Munitions of Negotiation
*US AND IRAN EXPLORE PHASED DEAL TO REOPEN HORMUZ STRAIT: RTRS
good luck w that i guess
good luck w that i guess
September 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
PHASE 1: Float deal
PHASE 2: Hear Iran's terms, which are favorable to Iran, becuase you started this fucking war.
PHASE 3: Bomb Iranian infrastructure in frustration
PHASE 4: Accuse Iran of intransigence because they misunderstood your Munitions of Negotiation
PHASE 2: Hear Iran's terms, which are favorable to Iran, becuase you started this fucking war.
PHASE 3: Bomb Iranian infrastructure in frustration
PHASE 4: Accuse Iran of intransigence because they misunderstood your Munitions of Negotiation
The part that I find comical about Joe and Mika is that they really think this is just a PHASE and viewers will come back.
Wait till the find out this PHASE is gonna last forever. Cancel the show now
Wait till the find out this PHASE is gonna last forever. Cancel the show now
November 21, 2024 at 11:18 AM
The part that I find comical about Joe and Mika is that they really think this is just a PHASE and viewers will come back.
Wait till the find out this PHASE is gonna last forever. Cancel the show now
Wait till the find out this PHASE is gonna last forever. Cancel the show now