My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
October 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Ex-Wives of ICE
pitching this straight to Netflix
pitching this straight to Netflix
July 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Ex-Wives of ICE
pitching this straight to Netflix
pitching this straight to Netflix
brb pitching this at Jeopardy
Putting heart monitors on Olympian family members for TV is fucking weird
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
brb pitching this at Jeopardy
“Pitching is the art of instilling fear”
-Sandy Koufax
-Sandy Koufax
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
“Pitching is the art of instilling fear”
-Sandy Koufax
-Sandy Koufax
My man looks like a Silicon Valley CEO pitching an idea he calls "orphanmaxxing"
October 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
My man looks like a Silicon Valley CEO pitching an idea he calls "orphanmaxxing"
Pitching for Eden #lucifermorningstar #sera
July 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pitching for Eden #lucifermorningstar #sera
Me pitching a train ad campaign
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Me pitching a train ad campaign
holy shit this pitching motion
October 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
holy shit this pitching motion
My man looks like Kevin Durand pitching a pyramid scheme
October 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My man looks like Kevin Durand pitching a pyramid scheme
Blue Jays fans chanting "LAKE ONTARIO!" in the stands while the Mariners are pitching? You absolutely love to see it
August 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Blue Jays fans chanting "LAKE ONTARIO!" in the stands while the Mariners are pitching? You absolutely love to see it
The thing is he's not pitching this to people who work, he's pitching this to retired people who are furious that other people might get marginally better working conditions than they had.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The thing is he's not pitching this to people who work, he's pitching this to retired people who are furious that other people might get marginally better working conditions than they had.
HUGE FIRST BSKY POST
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
HUGE FIRST BSKY POST
Dustin May wearing #3 and pitching on May 3rd is incredible.
May 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Dustin May wearing #3 and pitching on May 3rd is incredible.
I'm pitching @NPR my new Biblical quiz show, "Wait Wait Don't Smite Me."
January 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I'm pitching @NPR my new Biblical quiz show, "Wait Wait Don't Smite Me."
Anyone working in "news" or "politics" needs to finally wrap their minds around the idea that X isn't reaching anyone that matters. You're wasting your time pitching no one. You're wasting your money pitching no one.
NEW: X Is *drowning* in disinformation following US and Israel’s attack on Iran. WIRED has reviewed hundreds of posts on X that promote misleading claims about the locations and scale of the attack.
read @davidgilbert.bsky.social:
read @davidgilbert.bsky.social:
X Is Drowning in Disinformation Following US and Israel’s Attack on Iran
WIRED has reviewed hundreds of posts on X that promote misleading claims about the locations and scale of the attack.
www.wired.com
February 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Anyone working in "news" or "politics" needs to finally wrap their minds around the idea that X isn't reaching anyone that matters. You're wasting your time pitching no one. You're wasting your money pitching no one.
My man looks like he's pitching real estate opportunities in the Sudetenland
October 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
My man looks like he's pitching real estate opportunities in the Sudetenland
My man looks like he’s pitching Shark Tank on a game he calls Four Card Monte
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My man looks like he’s pitching Shark Tank on a game he calls Four Card Monte
She’s pitching the Nobel like it’s a timeshare in Aruba.
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 PM
She’s pitching the Nobel like it’s a timeshare in Aruba.
Scout Would Like To See Pitching Prospect Mutilate Elbow A Little More https://theonion.com/scout-would-like-to-see-pitching-prospect-mutilate-elbow-a-little-more/
August 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scout Would Like To See Pitching Prospect Mutilate Elbow A Little More https://theonion.com/scout-would-like-to-see-pitching-prospect-mutilate-elbow-a-little-more/
pitching my comic
September 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
pitching my comic
Okay I’m pitching this tomorrow
THE AMERICANS but they’re PANDAS
THE AMERICANS but they’re PANDAS
September 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Okay I’m pitching this tomorrow
THE AMERICANS but they’re PANDAS
THE AMERICANS but they’re PANDAS
I am still pitching
May 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I am still pitching