They’re planning a heist in plain sight.
“This is an enormous heist. They’re just backing the truck up to the government in front of all of us. A massive bailout to the crypto world,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social on the GOP crypto bill.
December 7, 2024 at 2:55 AM
They’re planning a heist in plain sight.
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
Get in losers we’re doing central planning without the planning
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
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February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Get in losers we’re doing central planning without the planning
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
April 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
He's confessing to planning war crimes on live television
April 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
He's confessing to planning war crimes on live television
If by "meal planning" you mean "constantly planning what I'm going to eat next" then yes, I do meal planning.
July 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
If by "meal planning" you mean "constantly planning what I'm going to eat next" then yes, I do meal planning.
a president planning military operations based entirely on election cycles is actually a giant scandal
WSJ: Trump tells aids he’s likely going to start bombing Iran again after the election.
Trump Rejects Iran Ceasefire, Expects Renewed Bombing After Midterms — The Wall Street Journal
The president is skeptical that Tehran will meet his demands
apple.news
September 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
a president planning military operations based entirely on election cycles is actually a giant scandal
What are the farmers planning?!?!!
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 AM
What are the farmers planning?!?!!
The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
March 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
Today in Central Planning: 🇺🇸
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May 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Today in Central Planning: 🇺🇸
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Maybe he’s planning on narrating the Epstein files.
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Maybe he’s planning on narrating the Epstein files.
NFL Planning Small, Intimate Super Bowl With Friends, Family
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December 12, 2024 at 8:00 PM
NFL Planning Small, Intimate Super Bowl With Friends, Family
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𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. ✊🏻
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. ✊🏻
Urban Planning Opinion Progression xkcd.com/2832
September 23, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Urban Planning Opinion Progression xkcd.com/2832
Anyone else not planning to watch the inauguration? 🙋🏽♀️
January 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Anyone else not planning to watch the inauguration? 🙋🏽♀️
Sketch for today. Planning some cool fanarts.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sketch for today. Planning some cool fanarts.
They are not planning a four-year term.
They are planning an everlasting dictatorship.
Are we all clear on this?
They are planning an everlasting dictatorship.
Are we all clear on this?
November 17, 2024 at 9:04 PM
They are not planning a four-year term.
They are planning an everlasting dictatorship.
Are we all clear on this?
They are planning an everlasting dictatorship.
Are we all clear on this?
Condolences to all of you who were still planning to go.
Both of you.
Both of you.
June 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Condolences to all of you who were still planning to go.
Both of you.
Both of you.
Epstein did not kill himself . Coincidences take a lot of planning .
March 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Epstein did not kill himself . Coincidences take a lot of planning .
Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
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May 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
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Chairman JCOS: “Months of planning…”
soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense
soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Chairman JCOS: “Months of planning…”
soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense
soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense
Congressional Democrats are planning on boycotting Trump’s Inauguration.
December 14, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Congressional Democrats are planning on boycotting Trump’s Inauguration.
“You simply can’t treat the airstrike group chat the same way you treat the friend’s girlfriend’s birthday brunch planning group chat. … I mean, these dumbasses are probably planning the invasion of Greenland on Snapchat right now.”
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March 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
“You simply can’t treat the airstrike group chat the same way you treat the friend’s girlfriend’s birthday brunch planning group chat. … I mean, these dumbasses are probably planning the invasion of Greenland on Snapchat right now.”
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