…how do you plead? 🔮
September 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
…how do you plead? 🔮
When you plead for a rallying cry and all you get is the cry.
January 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When you plead for a rallying cry and all you get is the cry.
Beg and Plead for 8 Red Coins
March 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Beg and Plead for 8 Red Coins
I plead lulz
Hey @david-jenkins.bsky.social you stand accused of gay-ifying historical figures without written consent by the below rando, how do you plead?
February 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I plead lulz
I’m gonna plead “too Black” to know wtf Choosin’ Texas is.
Until this week I had never heard of “Choosin’ Texas,” which I guess is now the most popular song in music history. That’s on me I suppose.
September 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I’m gonna plead “too Black” to know wtf Choosin’ Texas is.
“I plead the 50,000th”
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
“I plead the 50,000th”
Interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers says she will plead the fifth if forced to testify to Congress. But she willingly sat down with Todd Blanche? What a load of horseshit. www.politico.com/live-updates...
Ghislaine Maxwell will plead Fifth in House Epstein probe, Comer says
The late sex offender's convicted co-conspirator has been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers says she will plead the fifth if forced to testify to Congress. But she willingly sat down with Todd Blanche? What a load of horseshit. www.politico.com/live-updates...
Will Matt Gaetz be the first cabinet nominee to plead the fifth during his confirmation hearing?
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Will Matt Gaetz be the first cabinet nominee to plead the fifth during his confirmation hearing?
“Plead your case before the King’s advisors’”
Asked how organizations that rely on federal funding should make payroll, Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says they should call Russ Vought and make a case
January 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“Plead your case before the King’s advisors’”
I found this on substack. I was not aware that Kash Patel plead the Fifth in the documents case.
January 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I found this on substack. I was not aware that Kash Patel plead the Fifth in the documents case.
Washpost foreign correspondents plead with Bezos to keep the overseas bureaus alive.
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Washpost foreign correspondents plead with Bezos to keep the overseas bureaus alive.
when you're in the UK and can't plead the fifth 😔
April 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
when you're in the UK and can't plead the fifth 😔
I can’t wait to send them all to Hell. They’re gonna beg and plead and be like “Please, God! I made billions!” and I’m gonna be like FLUSH.
April 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I can’t wait to send them all to Hell. They’re gonna beg and plead and be like “Please, God! I made billions!” and I’m gonna be like FLUSH.
Senator Adam Schiff torched Kash Patel:
"Mr. Patel may be, I don't know, but he may be the first nominee for FBI Director in history who felt it necessary to plead the 5th."
BOOM!
🔥
"Mr. Patel may be, I don't know, but he may be the first nominee for FBI Director in history who felt it necessary to plead the 5th."
BOOM!
🔥
January 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Senator Adam Schiff torched Kash Patel:
"Mr. Patel may be, I don't know, but he may be the first nominee for FBI Director in history who felt it necessary to plead the 5th."
BOOM!
🔥
"Mr. Patel may be, I don't know, but he may be the first nominee for FBI Director in history who felt it necessary to plead the 5th."
BOOM!
🔥
Judge: How do you plead?
Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
September 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Judge: How do you plead?
Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
Only because he couldn't plead "hero"
BREAKING: Luigi Mangione Pleads Not Guilty to Federal Murder Charges
Luigi Mangione Pleads Not Guilty to Federal Murder Charges
The government is pursuing the death penalty in their case against Mangione, accused of murdering United Healthare CEO Brian Thompson.
rollingstone.com
April 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Only because he couldn't plead "hero"
[Plead the Fifthbot 2000 attempts to plead the fifth during witness testimony] Jesus christ not now Plead the Fifthbot
January 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM
[Plead the Fifthbot 2000 attempts to plead the fifth during witness testimony] Jesus christ not now Plead the Fifthbot
I plead cringe, your Honor
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I plead cringe, your Honor
Y'all i beg... I Plead
PLEASE???
PLEASE???
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Also you need diapers now, because it's cute!
Finished commission for Avarios!
Bad(?) news: You still need diapers and have an intense love for and desire to serve your new trainer, like a good kitty :3
Also you need diapers now, because it's cute!
Finished commission for Avarios!
September 25, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Y'all i beg... I Plead
PLEASE???
PLEASE???
Judge: how do you plead
Me:
Me:
Choosin’ Fuckaas
September 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Judge: how do you plead
Me:
Me:
It is profoundly sad to watch doctors plead with idiots to take vaccines so as to prevent the reemergence of diseases all but eradicated decades ago.
February 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It is profoundly sad to watch doctors plead with idiots to take vaccines so as to prevent the reemergence of diseases all but eradicated decades ago.
I used to fight for my right to party. Now I plead for my right to do absolutely nothing.
September 23, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I used to fight for my right to party. Now I plead for my right to do absolutely nothing.
March 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell plead the fifth. And now we know why.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell plead the fifth. And now we know why.
The Speaker's default argument is to plead ignorance about things it's his job to know.
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Speaker's default argument is to plead ignorance about things it's his job to know.