#PLEASEforTheLoveOfGOD
I’m sitting in a rocking chair in my two year old’s nursery — the back of the chair is facing her — and I’m waiting and praying and hoping she’ll pleasefortheloveofgod go to sleep so I can leave. She has started CALLING OUT TO ME BY MY FIRST NAME. “Erin. Hey, Erin! Erin! What are you doing?” 🫠
April 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
July 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sheetz truck on the highway #pleasetipover #pleasefortheloveofgod
September 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
October 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I can sight read anything you put in front of me, just pleasefortheloveofgod don't ask me to improvise.
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Parents: Please, please, Pleasefortheloveofgod teach your new driver how to turn off their car alarm. Or, better still, don't buy or let them buy a car with an alarm.

In related news, the students are back.
January 26, 2024 at 3:38 AM
May 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
#PLEASEforTheLoveOfGOD Lets make this happen
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
No. No no no. Return it. Pleasefortheloveofgod
December 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If Vanity Fair can do it so can you!! #pleasefortheloveofgod
August 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When Tinder updates & it takes you over 24 hours to get through your notifications, but you have to because your OCD cannot live like this!

Can we get a mark all as read button or 2?

#Tinder #markallasreadbutton #pleasefortheloveofgod
September 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM