The Golden Toilet Guy now lecturing the plebes about whether their kids need toys.
Trump on China: "They made a trillion dollars with Biden selling us stuff. Much of it we don't need. Somebody said, 'oh, the shelves are gonna be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."
April 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Golden Toilet Guy now lecturing the plebes about whether their kids need toys.
having only one doll builds character, plebes
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
May 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
having only one doll builds character, plebes
“The plebes don’t know we’re doing the best we can.” Well the plebes are your boss, so.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“The plebes don’t know we’re doing the best we can.” Well the plebes are your boss, so.
so it seems the big deal comedians had with "cancel culture" is that we plebes didn't pay them to shut up
October 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
so it seems the big deal comedians had with "cancel culture" is that we plebes didn't pay them to shut up
rich people have one move and it’s to complain the plebes aren’t working hard enough
Maye Musk on how her son Elon will slash the budget for Trump: "He's going to just get rid of people who are not working or don't have a job or not doing a job well, just like he did on twitter."
November 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
rich people have one move and it’s to complain the plebes aren’t working hard enough
It's taken me 25 years, but I have finally mastered the showstopper Beef Wellington. Bow before me, culinary plebes.
January 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
It's taken me 25 years, but I have finally mastered the showstopper Beef Wellington. Bow before me, culinary plebes.
I have enjoyed the met gala in the past, but am having a hard time connecting to the theme of let’s party while the plebes lose their rights
May 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I have enjoyed the met gala in the past, but am having a hard time connecting to the theme of let’s party while the plebes lose their rights
Also: Chicagoan & true fucking badass Michael Shannon was out protesting with us plebes ✊🏻
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Also: Chicagoan & true fucking badass Michael Shannon was out protesting with us plebes ✊🏻
“The plebes misgender me all the time.”
Gender knower, McMegan.
Gender knower, McMegan.
August 14, 2024 at 4:04 PM
“The plebes misgender me all the time.”
Gender knower, McMegan.
Gender knower, McMegan.
Two friends in gov tell me this is common practice in this admin as Trump & Co try to circumvent the Presidential Records Act and FOIA requests.
So much for us plebes that followed the rules!
So much for us plebes that followed the rules!
This is the wildest story I have literally ever read. In any normal circumstances, a half-dozen senior officials would be forced to resign over this—starting with the National Security Advisor. And I doubt anyone will face any accountability at all.
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
March 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Two friends in gov tell me this is common practice in this admin as Trump & Co try to circumvent the Presidential Records Act and FOIA requests.
So much for us plebes that followed the rules!
So much for us plebes that followed the rules!
High prices at the pump are good, plebes. Quit griping.
Trump: "The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money."
March 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
High prices at the pump are good, plebes. Quit griping.
Everybody is insane now, and the elites are even crazier than the plebes.
Somehow this came across my feed on X and this is genuinely hilarious. Tablet Mag is arguing that a performing arts center in New York is actually a secret Kaaba, because... uh... it's a cube? And the Kaaba is a cube? And they both have some marble on the outside, so check-mate libs.
![Tablet Magazine
@tabletmag
The Perelman Performing Arts Center was unveiled in September 2023, steps from the footprint of the Twin Towers. Critics called it “glamorous” and “a retort to terrorism.”
But no one mentioned something almost too strange to believe: It’s a ringer for the Kaaba, Islam’s holiest shrine. The cube-shaped building is even veiled in marble that recalls the Kaaba’s black kiswa, and one corner points directly toward Mecca.
This is not an internet conspiracy theory. It’s a thing anyone could see. But not a single one of the dozens of distinguished art and architecture critics and urban planners who commented on the site for dozens of high-level newspapers and magazines ever so much as noted the similarity to the Kaaba, even in passing. Standing on a site visible to hundreds of thousands of people, the building has somehow rendered itself invisible.
[Underneath is a still shot from a video, showing the white cube of the Perelman Art Center, with "American Kaaba" written above it by the edits. The only comparison to the actual Kaaba is that they are both cubes.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreighg42gvs54nbngdftc2v7xyr75d3q6372wtq7hrdwq2hfkf5pnya)
July 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Everybody is insane now, and the elites are even crazier than the plebes.
most dems are well to the left of dem leadership and view dsa folks as a caucus within the party. “dems vs dsa” and “libs vs socialists” among us plebes is mostly just Online
Among Democrats - "Do you consider yourself a supporter of the Democratic Socialists of America?"
Yes: 59%
No: 30%
Quinnipiac / Sept 6, 2026
Yes: 59%
No: 30%
Quinnipiac / Sept 6, 2026
September 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
most dems are well to the left of dem leadership and view dsa folks as a caucus within the party. “dems vs dsa” and “libs vs socialists” among us plebes is mostly just Online
Lolz. His name was not redacted.
The plebes are being hung out to dry while the rich pedos get protection from Bondi and the DOJ.
The plebes are being hung out to dry while the rich pedos get protection from Bondi and the DOJ.
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Lolz. His name was not redacted.
The plebes are being hung out to dry while the rich pedos get protection from Bondi and the DOJ.
The plebes are being hung out to dry while the rich pedos get protection from Bondi and the DOJ.
US Senator Turns To Buddhism To Calm Panicked Constituents
May 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
US Senator Turns To Buddhism To Calm Panicked Constituents
Plebes don't get to challenge AIPAC, Silly!
May 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Plebes don't get to challenge AIPAC, Silly!
just found $10 on the ground, smell you later, plebes!!!! *skateboards away while fucking your dad*
September 10, 2024 at 5:45 PM
just found $10 on the ground, smell you later, plebes!!!! *skateboards away while fucking your dad*
Cop ego, can't let it go, show the plebes who is in charge of reality here.
May 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Cop ego, can't let it go, show the plebes who is in charge of reality here.
Throwing a crumb to the plebes.
June 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Throwing a crumb to the plebes.
But stores aren't about to take the locks off the deodorant, plebes
December 5, 2023 at 5:22 PM
But stores aren't about to take the locks off the deodorant, plebes
The idea that "pandora's box is open, there's no going back" is totally fictional, it is just Silicon Valley pablum meant to scare plebes and make 90 year old politicians feel better about not doing anything
June 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The idea that "pandora's box is open, there's no going back" is totally fictional, it is just Silicon Valley pablum meant to scare plebes and make 90 year old politicians feel better about not doing anything
Bread and circuses to bedazzle the plebes and make them forget about his pedo friends.
September 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Bread and circuses to bedazzle the plebes and make them forget about his pedo friends.
As someone who actually did grow up in a town of 3000 people in a rural county where the unemployment rate the year I graduated from high school was around 25%, these kayfabe millionaire populists grifting off “the plebes” infuriate me to no end.
March 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
As someone who actually did grow up in a town of 3000 people in a rural county where the unemployment rate the year I graduated from high school was around 25%, these kayfabe millionaire populists grifting off “the plebes” infuriate me to no end.
as much as anything, Andrew Cuomo's campaign represents the bipartisan consensus at the top that consequences and standards are for other, lesser, working class plebes. destined to suffer what they must for the outcomes others merely would prefer. But No Kings should mean No Nobles either.
June 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
as much as anything, Andrew Cuomo's campaign represents the bipartisan consensus at the top that consequences and standards are for other, lesser, working class plebes. destined to suffer what they must for the outcomes others merely would prefer. But No Kings should mean No Nobles either.