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derschattenwolf.bsky.social
*cough* *taps the sign* #PORvAV #UpTheHearts
July 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
I had to use @usltactics.com's favorite meme template!

#UpTheHearts #PORvAV
September 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
Intro + Signing recap☑️
#RIvPOR Recap & Rant: ☑️
#PORvTRM Preview: ☑️

I'm now watching #PORvAV a 2nd time, so I can recap and probably rant the 2nd match on my new #FallenLeavesPod!

👋 @tmclaughlin79.bsky.social @tormenta-man.bsky.social @lukermartin.bsky.social @dancreel.com @vicster.net #UpTheHearts
July 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
It's time for a midweek Hearts of Pine match. For whatever reason.

After we lost on purpose in the USL Cup, our best XI is now playing vs AV Alta for the 2nd time in two weeks.

Let's get the W, don't embarass us! #UpTheHearts #PORvAV
July 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
#PORvAV 2:1
#WESvGVL: 2-2
#SPKvTXO: 1-2
July 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
A new #FallenLeavesPod is here! ♥️🌲

Topics:
⛹️‍♀️ Michelle Akers joins our USL W Team & it gets own identity
🟢 AC Boise moves into the USL C
💸 USL starts Revenue Sharing
🍎 #PORvWES | Westchester Recap
✈️ #PORvAV | AV Alta Preview

#UpTheHearts #USL #Maine

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83 - Deserved Optimism
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September 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure and would bet @dancreel.com's vinyl collection on the fact ... that our greenkeeper is sexually frustrated.

Because of that, he's overly enthusiastic and paints more lines on the pitch, than he had to. Just to stay busy.

#PORvAV #PaintjobInsteadOfBlowjob #GreenkeepersNeedsSnuggles
derschattenwolf.bsky.social ShadowWulf @derschattenwolf.bsky.social · Jul 2
#PORvAV or when the paintjob is the only job the Fitzy greenkeeper got today, outside of the bedroom.

#UpTheHearts #SoManyColors
July 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
A new #FallenLeavesPod was published! ♥️🌲

Topics:
🏆The "imaginary" award for Chris Sedenka X Bobby
🍎 #PORvWES | Westchester Recap
6⃣ #PORvSPK | Spokane Recap
☀️ #PORvAV | AV Alta Preview

#UpTheHearts #USLLeagueOne #HeartsOfPine #Maine

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48 - No Lasagna for Garfield but Six Goals for the Hearts
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October 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
A new #FallenLeavesPod is now online! ♥️🌲

Topics:
⚽️Liadi wins L1 Goal of the Week!
🛬 #AVvPOR | AV Alta Recap
⚓️ #RIvPOR | USL Cup Preview by @rifcpodcast.bsky.social
🛫 #PORvAV | AV² Preview

#UpTheHearts #LeadWithYourHeart #USLJägermeisterCup

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28 - One Point at the Poppies
Fallen Leaves - The Main(e) Podcast · Episode
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June 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
It's time for my [least] favorite chore: re-watching the latest #UpTheHearts match.

So I can take notes and give you a good #PORvAV recap on my #FallenLeavesPod.

And so @lukermartin.bsky.social, @dave27.bsky.social or @608soccer.bsky.social have something to listen to, while parenting on Weekend.
September 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
A new #FallenLeavesPod is now online! ♥️🌲

Topics:
🏥New player Séga Coulibaly: who dis?
⚓️ #RIvPOR | Rhode Island Recap & Rant
✈️ #PORvAV | AV Alta Recap
🦤 #PORvTRM | Tormenta Preview
🎉Get real, fans!

#UpTheHearts #LeadWithYourHeart #USL #USLJägermeisterCup

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29 - Murphy's Law of Maine
Fallen Leaves - The Main(e) Podcast · Episode
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July 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
First 18 minutes of #PORvAV²:
elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw
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October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
Intro + News:☑️ | A Special Goodbye: ☑️ | Offseason Announcements: ☑️ | #CHAvPOR Preview: ☑️

Now it's time to re-watch #PORvAV and take some notes, before recording the last bit of a new #FallenLeavesPod.

👋 @smilingstrange.bsky.social @oldboot.bsky.social @reesecommabill.gardenstate.social.ap.brid.gy
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
Our #UpTheHearts only have one major change, which is the return of JT "Mighty Mouse" Kamara into the XI.

If you wanna be prepared for #PORvAV: my latest #FallenLeavesPod has you covered in like ten minutes.

Give it a listen and see ya at kickoff!
September 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
Get that.

We lost on purpose vs Rhode Island with an disfunctional B-Squad, so we could focus on #PORvAV today.

Now, we're 0-2 behind vs AV Alta with our A-Squad and I wanna punch a Flamingo ... #UpTheHearts
July 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
American football lines on a soccer pitch are ugly, but usually you have the upside, with the yards mark, so you know the distance to goal better.

#PORvAV decided to keep the ugly american football lines, without properly readable yard marks.
July 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
FT at #PORvAV. 1-0

WE DID IT! Our #UpTheHearts play their best team effort match in quite some time.

Cohesive actions, players who fought for eachother, a set piece goal ... a clean sheet ... and our 2nd win in a row!

Whatever Ray Saari mixed into our drinking water: thanks you!
September 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
Some #UpTheHearts thoughts

- We lost #RIvPOR on purpose, while being toothless at the league game we lost for
- We still have no Plan B

- Without magic moments / mistakes we can't score
- Corners & Crosses are still harmless
- Playing through the middle is lava #PORvAV
a man wearing a cowboy hat and plaid shirt says " i 'm not having any fun "
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July 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
A new #FallenLeavesPod is here! ♥️🌲

Topics:
🏆 Fayé earns Team of the Week spot
☎️ MoMo & Natty James called up to NTs
✈️ #PORvAV | AV Alta Recap
🐺 #CHAvPOR | Chattanooga Preview

#UpTheHearts #Maine #USLLeagueOne #USL

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84 - Bedlam at Fort Fitzy
Fallen Leaves - The Main(e) Podcast · Episode
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September 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
FT at my re-watch of #PORvAV.

A dull and uneventful first half, was followed by much pressure and many chances. BUT mostly we were with quantity and not quality.

Beating a team who sucked for weeks, is nice ... but Chattanooga on Saturday will be a much bigger hill to climb.
September 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
footiecanada.bsky.social
FULLTIME

Portland Hearts of Pine - 1
AV Alta FC - 0

#USLLeagueOne #HeartsOfPine #PORvAV
September 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
footiecanada.bsky.social
Kickoff between Portland Hearts of Pine and AV Alta FC
#USLLeagueOne #HeartsOfPine #PORvAV
September 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
footiecanada.bsky.social
Portland Hearts of Pine Matchday ( @heartsofpine.bsky.social )

🕕 6 pm ET
🏟️ Fitzpatrick Stadium, Portland, ME
🆚 AV Alta FC
📺 YouTube (Canada), NESN and ESPN+ (USA)
🚶 @dirigounion.bsky.social
🎉 www.heartsofpine.com/where-to-wat...
🎟️ www.heartsofpine.com/tickets/

#USLLeagueOne #HeartsOfPine #PORvAV
September 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
derschattenwolf.bsky.social
Monday. 20 minutes past midnight. Time for #PORvAV.

Can we get our 2nd win in a row and beat AV² [it still irks me, that AV Alta has two AV in their crest] or will we get kicked to the reality curb again?

We'll have to see! Let's go! #UpTheHearts
September 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
twmaria.bsky.social
eu já tô fraca, doente, vomitando, sem forças pra andar, com uma dor na cabeça insuportável que porvav deve estar machucada e eu não vou ver, com o rosto machucado, aí além de tudo isso eu menstruo....ai olha vou me m
October 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM