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snackyd.bsky.social
🥹equalizer. IYKYK #PORvRSL #rctid
July 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
……………………..does anyone else feel let down in a somewhat irrational way? Give the man a chance, amirite? #PORvRSL #rctid
July 26, 2026 at 4:16 AM
mpbreen21.bsky.social
I’m not particularly keen on this MMA x #MLS crossover event RSL is putting on tonight #PORvRSL #RCTID
July 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
mlsstat.bsky.social
Portland Timbers FC: 2 (2.17 xG)
vs
Real Salt Lake: 1 (0.15 xG)

#PORvRSL | #RCTID | #RSL | #MLS | 🤖⚽
July 26, 2026 at 5:47 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Signs of life hereby approved, complex feelings about Velde…amplifying… #PORvRSL #rctid
July 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
That is fucking AWESOME!!!

MORA ENDS HIS DROUGHT!

Two great shots, buried the second.

And set pieces have looked good lately.

Timbers 1-0. Baby. #PORvRSL #rctid
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
mlsstat.bsky.social
Portland Timbers FC: 0 (1.05 xG)
vs
Real Salt Lake: 1 (0.97 xG)

#PORvRSL | #RCTID | #RSL | #MLS | 🤖⚽
July 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Officially a blessed event. Rom com shit, and I’m 1,000% here for it.

Mora brace.

You know what to do, soccer gods. #PORvRSL #rctid
July 26, 2026 at 4:10 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Heartbreak for Bassett. Goin’ around, kid. #PORvRSL
July 26, 2026 at 3:55 AM
mlsstat.bsky.social
Portland Timbers FC: 3 (2.32 xG)
vs
Real Salt Lake: 1 (0.96 xG)

#PORvRSL | #RCTID | #RSL | #MLS | 🤖⚽
October 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
mossy-rose.bsky.social
Hi what. The fuck. That was brutal. #PorvRSL #RCTID
July 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Also, easy freakin’ red. Teed up Fory’s head. Moving on… #PORvRSL
July 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
I appreciate it when David Da Costa reminds me that he exists, and I don’t mean that sarcastically. #rctid

And that was heroic defending at the back post by Surman. #PORvRSL
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
teambates.bsky.social
Lmao that disallowed RSL goal is pure comedy, something that looks picture perfect until you notice that it's enabled by a blatant foul off the ball #PORvRSL
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
If this game goes South, this thread might get wordy and morph into an obituary.

RSL has sucked on the road, but I’m worried about RSL’s “big name” attackers: Olatunji, Luna, and Gozo.

Approaching this as “happy to be here, one game at a time,” and so on.

Entertainment, plz. #PORvRSL #rctid
Ekeko from a tourist joint.
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
aftn.bsky.social
All season it's felt like Phil Neville and Portland have no idea who their number one keeper is.

James Pantemis had quite the fantastic game tonight in their playoff win vs RSL. Hard to see him not cementing that spot now and Crepeau moving on.

#PORvRSL
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Made the mistake of checking results around #MLS before tuning in…

Hairy vibes in the air. No whammys!

Portland comes in with a 4-4-2 record over their past 10, and that’s with a man losing his job…

…feeling weirdly guilty, but looking forward. Game on, like the TV.

Forza Mora! #PORvRSL #rctid
Closed/abandoned restaurant in Lakeview, Oregon, formerly called “Jerry’s”, forced to continue as “Err.”
July 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Starting to feel like there’s something in the water tonight. Velde’s hitting an early cross instead of trying to dribble the defense, Mora’s scoring (woooo!), vibes/omens good. #rctid #PORvRSL
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
actually, undeniably impressive. i dream of jeanie with her long brown hair.

Belief is getting serious, even hot. #rctid #PORvRSL
July 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Portland has this way of making passing complicated and constipated. It’s a gift.

WAIT! Jesus…don’t DO that. #PORvRSL #rct
July 26, 2026 at 4:35 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Rather be RSL right now. Not the energy Portland needs to bring to FELIPE MORA’S (FUCKING) GOING AWAY PARTY. #PORvRSL #rctid
July 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
Within a crossbar of going into the history books as the object of another team’s greatest moments. Again, JFC. #PORvRSL
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
THE PROPHECY!!

Timbers go up 3-1 on a free-and-easy backpost header from…Kamal Miller!

Hoo-HAH!

Appreciate the patience on the play as much as anything.

See it out, you sweaty bastards! #PORvRSL #rctid
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
More goddamn nerves. Need to get some midfield defending in front of that defense, even when the ball goes wide. Also, Christ. #PORvRSL
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
snackyd.bsky.social
SUMMING IT ALL UP:

Glad I didn’t need to write that obituary!

I have no buts to add.

The only thing a team needs to do in the playoffs is win a sufficient number of games to keep advancing.

Box checked, and bring on San Diego.

Some thoughts not covered in the thread. #PORvRSL #rctid
snackyd.bsky.social Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · Oct 23
If this game goes South, this thread might get wordy and morph into an obituary.

RSL has sucked on the road, but I’m worried about RSL’s “big name” attackers: Olatunji, Luna, and Gozo.

Approaching this as “happy to be here, one game at a time,” and so on.

Entertainment, plz. #PORvRSL #rctid
Ekeko from a tourist joint.
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM