(POTUSA voice) cleveland rock
huge boom over cleveland around 30 min ago was a large meteor
had everyone scrambling and thinking the obvious worst case scenarios, because *gestures at everything*
had everyone scrambling and thinking the obvious worst case scenarios, because *gestures at everything*
March 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
(POTUSA voice) cleveland rock
(POTUSA voice) houston rock
I’m seeing reports of a meteor on the west side of Houston.
March 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
(POTUSA voice) houston rock
Poznajcie Potusa. Uwielbia pławić się w pierwiastkach ziem rzadkich 😌
April 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Poznajcie Potusa. Uwielbia pławić się w pierwiastkach ziem rzadkich 😌
August 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Żona doradcy POTUSA ds migracji. Amerykańska Swołocz. Z dużej litery - dla szacunku.
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Żona doradcy POTUSA ds migracji. Amerykańska Swołocz. Z dużej litery - dla szacunku.
Watching a YouTube compilation of the Hottest 100 of 1996 from Rage, and PotUSA are playing a song called Mach 5 of which I was unaware. It’s weird seeing them *not* in a swamp
October 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Watching a YouTube compilation of the Hottest 100 of 1996 from Rage, and PotUSA are playing a song called Mach 5 of which I was unaware. It’s weird seeing them *not* in a swamp
POTUSA only had one album because big peach did its thing
March 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
POTUSA only had one album because big peach did its thing
Worse than that, even when criminal penalties apply, throw some money at POTUSA for a Pardon.
October 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Worse than that, even when criminal penalties apply, throw some money at POTUSA for a Pardon.
POTUSA fucking rules
To shift gears for a moment:
What's a band or artist that is critically reviled or easy to dunk on that you passionately, unironically love?
For me it's the Presidents of the United States of America and Marcy Playground. I'm happy to discuss those two for hours 😂
What's a band or artist that is critically reviled or easy to dunk on that you passionately, unironically love?
For me it's the Presidents of the United States of America and Marcy Playground. I'm happy to discuss those two for hours 😂
September 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
POTUSA fucking rules
Good morning Bluesky, have a day! Happy PotUSA Day!
The Drew Carey Show - Cleveland Rocks (LONG VERSION / Widescreen)
YouTube video by Admiral Titan Entertainment (Mr Jason Well)
youtu.be
February 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Good morning Bluesky, have a day! Happy PotUSA Day!
August 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
POTUSA first drafts:
I am, in fact, from Cleveland
May 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
POTUSA first drafts:
Oczywiście administracja POTUSa miała go w dupie?
September 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Oczywiście administracja POTUSa miała go w dupie?
had to exercise my first veto this morning for the joint 90s playlist; zapped that goddamned PotUSA Peaches song, and I regret nothing.
September 24, 2026 at 1:22 PM
had to exercise my first veto this morning for the joint 90s playlist; zapped that goddamned PotUSA Peaches song, and I regret nothing.
i did not google how many albums POTUSA did for this post. In my mind the answer is 1. Do not challenge me on this
March 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i did not google how many albums POTUSA did for this post. In my mind the answer is 1. Do not challenge me on this
@badatmath314159.bsky.social I see your POTUSA and raise you one Stranglers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuT5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuT5...
The Stranglers - Peaches
YouTube video by lucaprodan
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
@badatmath314159.bsky.social I see your POTUSA and raise you one Stranglers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuT5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuT5...
Gdyby los obsadził losową osobę z mnie obserwujących w roli POTUSa, to bez żadnej wątpliwości byłaby ona lepszym wyborem od Trumpa i to znacznie.
March 20, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Gdyby los obsadził losową osobę z mnie obserwujących w roli POTUSa, to bez żadnej wątpliwości byłaby ona lepszym wyborem od Trumpa i to znacznie.
Kitty by POTUSA is a good song to play into commercial. That's how I feel about this team rn.
December 16, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Kitty by POTUSA is a good song to play into commercial. That's how I feel about this team rn.
*extremely POTUSA voice*
Look out!
Look out!
June 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*extremely POTUSA voice*
Look out!
Look out!
album #5 in my day of joy. i honestly didn't pay them much attention in the 90s but came to really appreciate this album some time in the last five years. it's a good time album to me, and the only potusa i abide by
January 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
album #5 in my day of joy. i honestly didn't pay them much attention in the 90s but came to really appreciate this album some time in the last five years. it's a good time album to me, and the only potusa i abide by
If you need more POTUSA jokes
ROGAN: Okay so you’re saying peaches come from— what was it, a can?
TATE: Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying.
ROGAN: Cool cool. And who put them there?
TATE: They were put there by a man.
ROGAN: Amazing. That makes so much sense
TATE: Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying.
ROGAN: Cool cool. And who put them there?
TATE: They were put there by a man.
ROGAN: Amazing. That makes so much sense
December 18, 2024 at 12:25 AM
If you need more POTUSA jokes
Ze względu na szantaże i groźby kierowane ze strony, Trumpa/POTUSA mam pytanie: czy biorąc pod uwagę zależność oprogramowania od widzi-mi-się US/sprzedawców, w polskiej armii została stworzona komórka do ew. złamania kodów zakupionej broni?
Z odpowiednim "poziomem entuzjazmu" oczywiście - cyt.Trump
Z odpowiednim "poziomem entuzjazmu" oczywiście - cyt.Trump
March 17, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Ze względu na szantaże i groźby kierowane ze strony, Trumpa/POTUSA mam pytanie: czy biorąc pod uwagę zależność oprogramowania od widzi-mi-się US/sprzedawców, w polskiej armii została stworzona komórka do ew. złamania kodów zakupionej broni?
Z odpowiednim "poziomem entuzjazmu" oczywiście - cyt.Trump
Z odpowiednim "poziomem entuzjazmu" oczywiście - cyt.Trump
baking a peach pie with my mom, you know i put on PotUSA
June 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
baking a peach pie with my mom, you know i put on PotUSA
I'm all for Trump in prison! Accepting bribes is not allowed by POTUSA!
May 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm all for Trump in prison! Accepting bribes is not allowed by POTUSA!