#PRE-SENT
These finally came in and they look so cool!!! Pre-orders have all been sent and should be on their way! 🖤
September 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
KEYCHAINS HAVE ARRIIIIVED 🥳
Pre-orders will be sent out this week!
September 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
My friend @stevesack.bsky.social sent me a pre-release copy of Trump’s SOTU speech
February 24, 2026 at 10:23 PM
🚨 CBS News has received an internal NSA bulletin from Feb 2025 warning staff NOT to use Signal app for sensitive info, citing vulnerabilities to Russian hackers. These docs were sent pre-Houthi chat scandal with Jeffrey Goldberg.
NSA warned of vulnerabilities in Signal app a month before Houthi strike chat
The National Security Agency sent a bulletin in February warning of Russian hackers trying to access encrypted conversations on Signal.
www.cbsnews.com
March 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trump sent in a pre-recorded video for the Rededicate 250 blasphemy fest instead of speaking in person, and he still could barely read it cogently

(also, note him covering up the disfigured back of his right hand)
May 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Now we know what Gabbard was doing in raiding Georgia elections offices, protecting Musk and hiding that ballots were sent to voters pre-filled.

They cheated…..
February 21, 2026 at 6:39 AM
🧟 pre-orders open!! 🧟
- 5" x 7", 18 full-color pages
- collection of all my RE9 comics & doodles
- expected to ship late-August
- sent via letter mail, $1.25 US or $4 international
- pre-orders close Aug 9

othatsraspberry.storenvy.com
August 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Massie and Khanna announced they had secured commitments for 218 signatures for the second petition: Epstein Files Transparency Act II, 2026. Mike Johnson sent the House into a pre-election recess, shortening the calendar, with the House’s return expected after the midterms, around early November.
September 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
If you see something from these accounts that is not pre-scheduled it will either be the most important message we have ever sent or a complete accident so stay tuned for that.
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
In exciting news, a bunch of my yuri vns have been banned in Russia on Steam b/c the Russian government hates gay people, & Steam sent me this lovely message telling me this is my fault & I should have done my due diligence by pre-emptively complying with homophobic laws 🙏
May 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I discovered yesterday, in a mass email sent at 3am, that I will not be receiving the roughly £40,000 that my publisher Unbound/Boundless owes me for pre-order sales of The Paradox Paradox. The payment for five years of work, gone.

#unboundless
Authors published by the crowdfunding publisher Unbound will not receive historic royalty payments for sales of their books, unless Boundless, the new publisher founded following Unbound going into administration, "survives and thrives" 👇 #BookSky
Unbound authors will not receive unpaid royalty payments until new publisher Boundless 'is cash stable'
www.thebookseller.com
May 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Are y’all seeing what’s happening in Georgia?! The State Election Board just confirmed that Elon Musk’s PAC sent out partially pre‑filled absentee ballot applications — an actual election violation. This feels like the tip of the iceberg.
February 21, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Girls who squeeze my tits and ass before my 1 year HRT anniversary will be considered pre-alpha playtesters and will be sent an e-mail thanking them for participating in the play test once 1.0 drops.
December 29, 2024 at 7:49 AM
That slimy, disgusting fucker drew a young teen girl. Not a woman. But a teen girl. Maybe a pre-teen. I can't wrap my head around that. He intentionally drew a sexual figure of a child and sent it to his pedophile friend as a little jokey joke for his birthday. It's impossible to comprehend.
September 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"Taiyo Matsumoto Sketchbook" is coming.
A 336-page artbook featuring drawings that the artist sent to his unofficial fanclub between 2018 and 2021.
Pre-orders >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind...
August 25, 2026 at 11:58 AM
14 more people were sent to pre-trial detention in connection with the October 4 events, and one more - activist Mariam Mekantsishvili - was released on bail. A total of 58 people remain in pre-trial custody over election-day tensions, and 3 were granted bail.
14 More Sent to Pre-Trial Detention Over October 4 Events, One Released on Bail - Civil Georgia
Tbilisi City Court has ordered pre-trial detention for 14 more individuals in connection with the Oc
civil.ge
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
One resume sent = one pre-interview!

Winning.
September 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I re[pre]sent this story. Liberty Biberty and Booking dot com are ruining Succession.
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
September 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The pre-checked "monthly reoccurring donations" is a telltale sign this is coming from Trump. I wonder if Pete will even see a dime of the money sent.
December 1, 2024 at 5:45 PM
The phone company owed me $1.39 from a closed account so they sent it to me on a pre-paid visa. They might as well have sent me a picture of my money.
July 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It would be even better if the IRS just sent out the forms pre filled. My bank and employer already sent all the documents.
April 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
☀️☀️SUNSHINE TEDDIES☀️☀️

Surveys are sent and pre-order store is open!!!!

sunshine-teddies.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
in advance of any Norwegian player getting sent off, I'm pre-registering a joke about the excommunication of King Sverre in 1194. Preferrably not Haaland, since I also wish to make a "short king" joke.
July 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
When running a test with the PhoneWave you probably should make sure you don't also have your fast food order pre-written out on your phone so that it doesn't accidentally get sent back in time, sending you an extra meal in the past that then sets you on a course for rampant gluttony.
September 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Nintendo sent Scott a Switch 2, Mario Kart World, Pro Controller and Camera for free. He already pre-ordered like 3 of them so we donated this one to Nationwide Children's Hospital in Toledo, Ohio and all played Mario Kart together. HA. Take THAT Nintendo.
June 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM