I’m a Bsky precambrian critter
Eu realmente cheguei no Pré-Cambriano do Blue Sky
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I’m a Bsky precambrian critter
yinzerman of the precambrian era
September 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
yinzerman of the precambrian era
can't believe the precambrian is lesbian
Just in time for the year's end: an updated geochronology chart from the ICS:
stratigraphy.org/ICSchart/Chr...
stratigraphy.org/ICSchart/Chr...
December 31, 2024 at 2:36 PM
can't believe the precambrian is lesbian
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
i traced my ancestry back to the precambrian, I'm a fish
December 12, 2023 at 1:13 AM
i traced my ancestry back to the precambrian, I'm a fish
would you still love me if I was a precambrian invertebrate
August 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
would you still love me if I was a precambrian invertebrate
No sex. No language. No thoughts. Just drifting in the warm Precambrian sea, nothing but mitosis and vibes.
March 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
No sex. No language. No thoughts. Just drifting in the warm Precambrian sea, nothing but mitosis and vibes.
Me, searching up a subject with a frustrating lack of success and yelling at the computer: "I don't care about the Precambrian period right now!!"
My child in the next room: "Well, I do!"
My child in the next room: "Well, I do!"
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me, searching up a subject with a frustrating lack of success and yelling at the computer: "I don't care about the Precambrian period right now!!"
My child in the next room: "Well, I do!"
My child in the next room: "Well, I do!"
a guy like me could easily excel in the Precambrian era. I enjoy nutrients and regularly seek out heat sources. Not really a big deal
May 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
a guy like me could easily excel in the Precambrian era. I enjoy nutrients and regularly seek out heat sources. Not really a big deal
...The Precambrian era Nintendo handhelds.
June 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
...The Precambrian era Nintendo handhelds.
March 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This made me chuckle
April 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This made me chuckle
Precambrian acritarch enjoyers have entered the chat.
Invertebrate paleontologists are a wonderfully eclectic group of scientists. Anyone can love a trilobite, but only a special few could truly love a graptolite, bryozoan, or Monte Carlo simulation
June 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Precambrian acritarch enjoyers have entered the chat.
i'm kind of amazed like a decade on we're still seeing totally new awful neologisms for trump pop up. it's like a precambrian explosion for orange cheeto variants
September 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i'm kind of amazed like a decade on we're still seeing totally new awful neologisms for trump pop up. it's like a precambrian explosion for orange cheeto variants
Going to be teaching Geology of Wyoming in the Spring semester.
If the Precambrian is 4/5 of earth's history, is it bad if I want to spend 4/5 of the class time on the Precambrian 😅
If the Precambrian is 4/5 of earth's history, is it bad if I want to spend 4/5 of the class time on the Precambrian 😅
September 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Going to be teaching Geology of Wyoming in the Spring semester.
If the Precambrian is 4/5 of earth's history, is it bad if I want to spend 4/5 of the class time on the Precambrian 😅
If the Precambrian is 4/5 of earth's history, is it bad if I want to spend 4/5 of the class time on the Precambrian 😅
Today is #RockinTuesday so here’s some fascinating rocks I’ve come across during my travels…
570 million year old Precambrian rock—mainly granite—form the mountains just outside of #Aqaba #Jordan
The mountains are criss-crossed with layers of intruded igneous rock,
570 million year old Precambrian rock—mainly granite—form the mountains just outside of #Aqaba #Jordan
The mountains are criss-crossed with layers of intruded igneous rock,
June 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Today is #RockinTuesday so here’s some fascinating rocks I’ve come across during my travels…
570 million year old Precambrian rock—mainly granite—form the mountains just outside of #Aqaba #Jordan
The mountains are criss-crossed with layers of intruded igneous rock,
570 million year old Precambrian rock—mainly granite—form the mountains just outside of #Aqaba #Jordan
The mountains are criss-crossed with layers of intruded igneous rock,
i feel like i was born in the wrong time. need to go back to the pre-precambrian era
February 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i feel like i was born in the wrong time. need to go back to the pre-precambrian era
#RockinTuesday fossil mudcracks, Precambrian Belt Supergroup, northwest Montana
#geology #inlandnorthwest #precambrian #montana #montanageology
#geology #inlandnorthwest #precambrian #montana #montanageology
July 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
#RockinTuesday fossil mudcracks, Precambrian Belt Supergroup, northwest Montana
#geology #inlandnorthwest #precambrian #montana #montanageology
#geology #inlandnorthwest #precambrian #montana #montanageology