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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 30
The primate sits in their shelter, placidly watching the rain. Worm-in-a-rock god snoozes on its rock. The primate looks into a puddle, seeing their reflection. The primate sees a distorted reflection of themself, and a worm writes through the puddle. The sight appears to leave the primate bothered.
May 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
tuskyrayan.bsky.social
🐒🦍🔆
All my primate OCs together, looking up to a camera.
September 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
peggymcdonald.bsky.social
He sucks as a primate. 🙉🙈🙊
April 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
woopsydoodles.bsky.social
Primate problems. #sonicthehedgehog #whispangle #sonicfanart
March 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 26
The primate sleeps on a tree branch, and worm-in-a-rock god sleeps on their head. Worm-in-a-rock god dreams of stars and somehow the primate does too. The primate stirs and opens their eyes, stars still twinkle in their vision. Suddenly, they see the world differently. The primate looks down at their hands, seeing them as if for the first time. They are stunned.
March 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 29
The primate (with worm-in-a-rock god on their head) hops over a stone and steps over a branch. They stop to look at the branch, and decide to drag it away. The primate gathers rocks and sticks, and pulls some bark off a tree. The primate assembles the branches up against a tree, steadies them in place with rocks, and piles sticks on top of the branches. The primate stops to eat an apple. The primate and worm-in-a-rock god look at the finished shelter. The primate steps into the shelter and places worm-in-a-rock god on a rock inside.
April 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 37
The primate and now several others are sitting around the fire, sharing food. There is an older primate, a tall one holding a baby, and a big one that young primates are hiding behind. Our primate notices that the kids are looking at them.
September 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
thetroops.fightins.online
I’m your primate dancer, a dancer for monkeys
October 31, 2024 at 3:09 AM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 34
Another primate sits on a cliff overlooking the valley. A plume of smoke rises from a fire in the distance. The primate turns and calls to some others, rousing them from sleep.
June 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 43
Worm-in-a-rock god and the primate sit peacefully at the river’s edge while the children chase each other in the background. Small-nose hides behind the primate as big-nose (with a charcoal handprint on his face) approaches. Big-nose tries to smack small-nose but he (and the primate) dodge once and then twice before big-nose smacks the primate on the head with his palm. The old primate sits peacefully under a tree, holding the baby in their lap. The baby crawls away as the two other children (pursued by the primate, who now has a palm print on their head, and worm-in-a-rock god) run around in the background and then the foreground. The four of them get into a scuffle. The baby falls asleep on the grass, and the old primate slumps over — it turns out that they passed away at some point. The others buried the old primate under the tree, and made an ashy print of their hand on the bark.
September 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
bot.cowtools.org
“Whoa! Smells like a French primate house in here.”
“Whoa! Smells like a French primate house in here.”
May 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 31
The primate is sharpening a stick by the river with worm-in-a-rock god on their head. The primate accidentally strikes the rock they’re using to sharpen the stick against a larger rock, and it lets off sparks — surprising the primate and worm-in-a-rock god. The primate and worm-in-a-rock god are having fun hitting rocks together to create sparks. They do it hanging from a tree branch, while eating, while lying down in their shelter. They do not notice right away as the shelter catches fire.
May 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 38
One of the kids looks at the primate anxiously. They reach up and tap the top of their head. The primate copies this gesture and taps on worm-in-a-rock god.
September 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 22
Worm-in-a-rock god lies despondent next to the apple on the grass. A hand picks up the apple. Worm-in-a-rock god looks up to see a primate taking a bite of the apple. Worm-in-a-rock god looks at the primate as they eat the apple. The primate leans over and pats worm-in-a-rock god, which leaves it stunned.
March 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
fjaskgf.bsky.social
the boys
a somewhat mike-mignola-esque portrayal of donkey kong and diddy kong, although they've got more realistic primate colours.
April 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
naturebeauty.bsky.social
#Golden-snub-nosed monkey
Primate
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 36
The primate and the worm-in-a-rock god are sitting on the low shore of the stream, cooking a fish over a small fire. The primate prepares to take a bite but a nearby sound makes them pause. Looking over their shoulder, they see a hungry-looking figure shrouded in shadow, and others beyond. The primate pauses, then offers their fish.
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
itsabbyyep.bsky.social
*pronounces climate like primate*
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
sarahz.bsky.social
Why don’t primate and climate rhyme? Really sabotaging any possibility of ecological themed raps
May 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
naturebeauty.bsky.social
#Proboscis-monkey
Primate
November 23, 2024 at 3:09 PM
pseudonymjones.bsky.social
wiarg 44
September 22, 2026 at 3:07 PM
nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social
How much to #Unlearn in hubris-driven claims of human exceptionalism

www.sciencealert.com/primate-comm...
Primate Communication May Follow Grammar Patterns Once Thought Uniquely Human
Human languages are complex and versatile.
www.sciencealert.com
September 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
merrimonster.bsky.social
Good stinky primate
October 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ethankocak.com
I need anthropologists and primatologists to name a genus and species of primate Homina homina homina
October 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social
Space pulp comic with primate theme
June 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM