#PROFESSIONAL
ALERT: Professional news. Nine days after leaving CBS, I have found a new professional home:

Chief Washington Correspondent and Anchor for
@meidastouch.com
March 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
semi-professional dungeon tester
April 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Some professional news:
March 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The professional agitators are ICE.
this is literally the same thing southern segregationists said about the civil rights movement.
June 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
professional ball scrubber
September 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Who pulled out of Ed's tour?
Norman Stansfield in Leon The Professional: Everyone!
ALT: Norman Stansfield in Leon The Professional: Everyone!
static.klipy.com
September 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Professional Oaths xkcd.com/2843
October 20, 2023 at 9:42 AM
professional hugger
February 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just some professional
September 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Skilled professional #hades
October 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Professional Luma Pit Crew
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
professional squeezer
September 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Professional chub nuzzler
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
professional snuggler, part 1
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Ok
We're professional
We're not getting distracted
September 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Professional courtesy between people who rape underage children.
December 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
🥛 THE PROFESSIONAL 🪴
May 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Professional yapper
June 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My professional legal advice is…do not do this.
March 2, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I completely believe Mark Zuckerberg when he denied the rumors he had a professional stylist.

It is absolutely clear that he does not have a competent professional stylist.
September 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
professional snuggler, part 2
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I am a serious, professional actor.
August 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i think this professional liar is one of the most disgraceful people in media
Turned on CNN just to see what the what and there's Scott Jennings, "was no angel-ing" the mother of a toddler who got shot in the face.
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM