If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?
September 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?
November 23, 2024 at 1:45 AM
A Promise With Oneself🎀
September 11, 2024 at 11:27 PM
A Promise With Oneself🎀
That Promise
June 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
That Promise
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
May 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
The best girl there ever was. A promise made is a promise kept...
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The best girl there ever was. A promise made is a promise kept...
I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.
Yes, I did promise to do this; …
April 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yes, I did promise to do this; …
this is a promise
October 24, 2024 at 7:30 PM
this is a promise
I promise you. PROMISE YOU, that in four years nobody among us will ever admit to supporting Trump in mixed company.
“Big Balls” good Lord America
“Big Balls” good Lord America
February 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I promise you. PROMISE YOU, that in four years nobody among us will ever admit to supporting Trump in mixed company.
“Big Balls” good Lord America
“Big Balls” good Lord America
This is the year it happens.
I promise.
I promise.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is the year it happens.
I promise.
I promise.
more butch yuri 🫡
i promise i have back stories for these two
i promise i have back stories for these two
September 24, 2026 at 1:49 AM
more butch yuri 🫡
i promise i have back stories for these two
i promise i have back stories for these two
promise made, promise kept
July 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
promise made, promise kept
Promise: "I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One."
Reality:
Reality:
February 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Promise: "I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One."
Reality:
Reality:
I promise you my heart, just promise to sing
April 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I promise you my heart, just promise to sing